Fuck you.

So I'm at Big Lots, paying for my 60 cent Hooters menergy drink at the nice little old lady's register. suddenly, this fat black cunt with her fat little shithead child walks in, walks up to the old lady, and says "where be yo wire laundry carts, like the ones you take to the laundromat?" me coming from a middle-class family and having my own laundry equipment, i had no idea what she was talking about. but the old lady did.

"yeah, i've seen them come through before, but i don't work the floor, so i don't know if we have any in stock. but we do carry them, and they're right behind the food section."

"so you don't know if you be havin any?"

"no ma'am, but you're welcome to walk back and look. like i said, we've had them before. if not, I'm positive K-mart has them."

"how can you be sure K-mart has them, and not know if yalls do or not?"

"ma'am we sell closeouts, we don't always know what we're getting in. there is a very good probablility that there are some right here behind the food isle."

"can you not walk back there and look for me?"

"i work the register; i told you i don't work the floor. i have to check this gentleman out."

"i don't need to walk all the way back there. that's all the way behind the registers and errything. you were no help, and i'll be a'speakin to your manager before i leave, aiight?"

"that's fine. i'm retired, and just do this as a side job for spending money. plus, he won't fire me. every store needs a sweet little old lady."

so there you go folks. little old sweet lady pwns fat black bitch and her fat piece of shit child. fuck that pissed me off. if she didn't eat so much fuckin fried chicken from popeye's and eat crisco for breakfast, her fat piece of shit ass would be able to walk 50 feet to look for the shit.

i hope she gets hit by a bus. the world would instantly be better.

ok i'm done bye.

5/3/2009 6:26:38 PM

this may interest you

http://www.itbinsider.com

5/3/2009 6:27:27 PM

so did you ask the old lady out, afterwards

5/3/2009 6:33:23 PM

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"so did you ask the old lady out, afterwards"

the thought crossed my mind. i love little old ladies like that.

5/3/2009 6:34:05 PM

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" plus, he won't fire me. every store needs a sweet little old lady.""

hahah GOLD


aside from that, why is the kid a shithead?

5/3/2009 6:38:08 PM

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"aside from that, why is the kid a shithead?"

no real reason, just assuming the bitch was his mother and that he probably acts like/will one day act like her.

5/3/2009 6:41:19 PM

i see

5/3/2009 6:42:12 PM

i see

5/3/2009 6:42:12 PM

You kids never cease to depress me.

5/3/2009 6:44:32 PM

i judge people within 1.2 seconds of first contact with them. its about 50/50 as far as being right or not.

5/3/2009 6:47:10 PM

i wish that old lady had pulled a shotgun from behind the counter and shot the both of you

5/3/2009 6:54:23 PM

why me?

5/3/2009 6:56:29 PM

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"me coming from a middle-class family and having my own laundry equipment, i had no idea what she was talking about."

very important piece of the story here.

5/3/2009 6:58:47 PM

ahh, a good old-fashioned racist thread

5/3/2009 6:59:26 PM

this thread is stereotypical, but not racist.

5/3/2009 7:00:21 PM

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"fat black bitch and her fat piece of shit child. fuck that pissed me off. if she didn't eat so much fuckin fried chicken from popeye's"

5/3/2009 7:01:06 PM

sounds stereotypical to me, but its open to discussion.

5/3/2009 7:01:50 PM

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"me coming from a middle-class family and having my own laundry equipment, "

this was my favorite part.

5/3/2009 7:02:54 PM

ibtFørte

5/3/2009 7:03:34 PM

^^^
stereotyping and racism are not mutually exclusive, you know

5/3/2009 7:03:43 PM

i mean, i got a clothes hamper that i carry my dirties to the washer with, but a rolling wire cart, i've never heard of.

5/3/2009 7:04:13 PM

stereotyping along racial lines is pretty much the definition of racism lol

also, i know what the lady was talking about. the black folks on the pier used to use them to roll their tackleboxes and fishing rods out on.

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2009 7:04:21 PM

5/3/2009 7:05:51 PM

i see the blacks pushing those around atlanta with their groceries. what makes it a laundry cart?

can white people use these, too? or is it only for blacks? or is it a poor thing?

5/3/2009 7:07:24 PM

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"stereotyping and racism are not mutually exclusive, you know"

i agree with you to a point, but i feel things get dubbed as racism too often in our society.

"black people eat fried chicken" is a stereotype.

"jews are good with taxes" is a stereotype.

see what i'm getting at?

and ^^ that thing would be useful for alot of things. i may purchase one. i wonder if big lots has any?

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM. Reason : gfag]

5/3/2009 7:07:28 PM

i use one for my groceries so suck on that biatches

i'm not old

or black

and i own a washer and dryer.

WHAT NOW

5/3/2009 7:08:41 PM

you just warped my mind

5/3/2009 7:09:16 PM

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"i see the blacks pushing those around atlanta with their groceries. what makes it a laundry cart?"

because in raleigh they just push the food lion cart all the way back to their apartment

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : and by "they" i mean trash of all colors]

5/3/2009 7:10:39 PM

lol true

5/3/2009 7:11:04 PM

i thought they put those fancy locks that lock up the wheels once it gets so far from the store on the ones at the food lion on western?

and yes, that was a poorly written sentence.

5/3/2009 7:12:23 PM

what the fuck are you talking about?

5/3/2009 7:12:54 PM

the e-lock or something like that, there is a metal sign outside the food lion on western with it on there
but Idk if it is real.

5/3/2009 7:14:36 PM

maybe it was a harris teeter, but they have these locks that, once the cart is outside the parking lot, are set to lock up the wheels.

5/3/2009 7:15:02 PM

You could still drag that bitch home

5/3/2009 7:15:28 PM

This thread is gold. Sounds like some shit my grandma would have done.

5/3/2009 7:15:37 PM

i see folks pushing them to king village all the time

5/3/2009 7:15:56 PM

yea you could drag it home, but what good is a shopping cart gonna do you on race day when you're sposed to race it down dixie trail and the wheels are locked up?

i mean what...

5/3/2009 7:16:54 PM

I ate fried chicken once

am I... black?

5/3/2009 7:16:55 PM

"where be yo wire laundry carts, like the ones you take to the laundromat?" me coming from a middle-class family and having my own laundry equipment, i had no idea what she was talking about.

5/3/2009 7:17:18 PM

it's real. When I lived close to there you saw buggies all over King Village and the area around it. When they put in the locking wheels, you just saw them all along the edge of the parking lot.

5/3/2009 7:18:02 PM

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"stereotyping along racial lines is pretty much the definition of racism lol"

wait, that isnt at all the definition of racism

5/3/2009 7:18:10 PM

perhaps i should ask my lower class housekeeper who does my laundry in my own laundry equipment if she has heard of such laundry carts. then it might be a black/hispanic thing.

5/3/2009 7:18:39 PM

you'd think the harris teeter at cameron village would have them. that shit is nice.

course i suppose they don't have to worry about their clientele running off with the carts...

5/3/2009 7:18:59 PM

i'll believe the e-lock shit when i see it. i'm tempted to go check it out now.

5/3/2009 7:19:50 PM

let us know your findings kthnx.

5/3/2009 7:20:23 PM

supposedly they look like this and lock up when you cross an underground wire. however, many stores don't install the wire around the entire perimeter, so if there's a natural boundary, like a hill, you could take it across that and possibly be ok.

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM. Reason : one guy said they only put them where there's no curbing.]

5/3/2009 7:28:50 PM

That's right. But they never attack the same place twice.
They were testing the fences for weaknesses.
Systematically.
They remembered.

5/3/2009 7:38:27 PM

racism in the south!!!

in other news theres salt in the ocean.

5/3/2009 7:40:43 PM

haha, this thread is 10/10

5/3/2009 8:01:13 PM

^^^ ISWYDT

5/3/2009 8:04:59 PM