Your bald head, bug eyes, and shiny green shirt aren't going to save Saturn. Why do you have to make it "the worst day ever" every commercial break?!

5/3/2009 11:28:20 PM

k

5/3/2009 11:30:09 PM

racist!

5/3/2009 11:31:05 PM

WE'RE STILL HERE.

5/3/2009 11:32:20 PM

black people don't sell cars

they steal them

5/3/2009 11:33:44 PM

i dont take kindly to shirts with a sheen like that

5/3/2009 11:33:56 PM

At Saturn, we wouldn't do that!

5/4/2009 12:23:51 AM

5/4/2009 12:43:30 AM

http://imsaturn.com/video/saturn-total-confidence-tv

5/5/2009 8:56:52 PM

USAF Top Gun?

the fuck is that bullshit?

5/5/2009 9:07:04 PM

I love the Total Confidence fine print:

"D. What is Not Covered Under This Agreement:

This Agreement does not apply to and will not provide payment if:

[...] You are an active Gainfully Employed employee of GM."

5/5/2009 9:10:30 PM