choose 1, give 3

a lobster dinner, Cindy Crawford, or a brand new Porsche?

5/4/2009 4:58:32 PM

Porsche

ribs and purple drank dinner, Kiwi, evan's car

5/4/2009 5:00:35 PM

ribs and purple drank

cougar, cougar, cougar

5/4/2009 5:52:43 PM

i'd take the milf

fresh seafood dinner, sex on a yacht, or a 25' center console (i substituted another form of transportation, shoot me)

5/4/2009 6:11:01 PM

sex on a yacht

qdoba, tamyka steinbeck in a riteaid, astrovan

5/4/2009 9:46:29 PM

qdoba

gunzz spread eagled, gunzz indian style, or gunzz on the john

5/4/2009 9:48:30 PM

way to ruin the thread.

5/5/2009 8:11:34 PM

on the john

sushi, neighbor's 16 yo, mustang

5/5/2009 8:16:50 PM

sushi

chickfila #1 combo, EMCE, golf cart

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 8:19 PM. Reason : ]

5/5/2009 8:18:53 PM

golf cart

price's chicken, bullocks bbq, nc seafood restaurant?

5/5/2009 8:26:41 PM

youre doin it wrong

5/5/2009 8:27:12 PM

i guess i'll take price's chicken. but only because i don't want to have sex with bbq and i can't drive nc seafood restaurant.

chinese takeout, high school gym teacher, volkswagen thing

5/5/2009 8:30:29 PM

chinese takeout (cuz female HS gym teachers are butch)

mexican, senorita, or a burro

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 8:38 PM. Reason : in honor of 5/5]

5/5/2009 8:38:21 PM

the seniorita

country fried steak, eliza dushku, or a DeLorean?

5/5/2009 11:02:11 PM

Delorian

Yak Penis, Sex with Mr. Hefner, Pontiac Aztec



[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 11:07 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2009 11:06:18 PM

Wait, we get to keep the car?

Because I'm basically always going to take the car.

5/5/2009 11:19:32 PM

no way, son. if i offer

el's drive-in, stifler's mom, or a radio flyer

you better not take the damn radio flyer

5/5/2009 11:23:26 PM

stiflers mom

jenkem, elephant man, or lambo with the engine on stuck in a 1 car garage?

5/5/2009 11:26:53 PM

leroy jenkems

potato skins, Connie Chung, and a Pontiac Bonneville

5/6/2009 10:38:59 PM

potato skins

cous cous, Greg Fishel, 95 pontiac grand am

5/6/2009 10:41:54 PM

95 Pontiac Grand Am, my first car
oatmeal, Oprah, or broken Mighty Max?

5/6/2009 11:58:51 PM

Oprah-she's a rich bitch.

Scrapple, Bruce Lee or Hardee's Skat-Thru?

5/7/2009 12:04:46 AM