I went to Taco Bell for lunch, got the grilled stuffed chicken burrito meal and added on a Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco. Except, they only gave me a regular chicken soft taco...

5/5/2009 12:30:12 PM

dammit, now i want tacos.

5/5/2009 12:31:00 PM

honest mistake

5/5/2009 12:31:17 PM

the homeless man's cinco de mayo lunch

5/5/2009 12:32:03 PM

i just got a hankering for a couple cheesy gordita crunches and cinnamon twists

5/5/2009 12:34:36 PM

Quote :

"BUDGET CELEBRATORY MEAL"

5/5/2009 12:34:46 PM

nice, that should put that hankering for black cock you pm'd me about to the backburner

5/5/2009 12:35:25 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAVE ANOTHER ONE

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 12:38 PM. Reason : it's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night]

5/5/2009 12:37:21 PM

Quote :

"AMAC DIETARY GUIDELINES"

5/5/2009 12:38:24 PM

Quote :

"5 SERVINGS TACO"

5/5/2009 12:39:22 PM

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"honest mistake"

Then those bastards can give me back the $1 price difference

(how do I go to taco bell and spend more than at Moe's?)

5/5/2009 12:41:57 PM

hmm, that is impressive

just go back through the drive-through and throw it in their faces

5/5/2009 12:44:00 PM

Quote :

"SERIOUS HERSHEY SQUIRTS"

5/5/2009 12:54:33 PM

thinking about taco bell makes me sick

5/5/2009 1:29:47 PM

Quote :

"RHEE RHEE SON"

5/5/2009 1:29:52 PM

WELCOME TO MOES

5/5/2009 2:56:57 PM

5/5/2009 3:02:53 PM

I am gassy as hell!

I haven't been this gassy....ever?

5/5/2009 3:27:01 PM

did you expect to not be gassy after a Taco Bell lunch?

5/5/2009 3:40:33 PM

allow me to rephrase: unusually gassy

5/5/2009 8:29:42 PM

I decided to tempt fate again today, will update with results later

5/11/2009 1:27:29 PM

i, for one, cannot wait

5/11/2009 1:39:21 PM

You chumps who get gassy from Taco Bell have weak digestive systems.

5/11/2009 1:48:48 PM

Quote :

"INTENTIONAL INTESTINAL DISTRESS"

5/11/2009 1:50:12 PM

TACO BELL LUNCH => TACO BELL DUMP

5/11/2009 1:53:55 PM

those

three

words



format usually still kills me.

5/11/2009 1:57:42 PM

^^^^4 I usually don't have any issues. All good for the moment, and headed to the gym shortly. That could be interesting.

5/11/2009 4:26:48 PM

5/11/2009 4:32:04 PM

I gained 10 pounds just by reading this thread.

5/11/2009 4:53:04 PM

i went there last week and i asked for no sour cream, but they gave me sour cream.

I will never go back.

5/11/2009 5:02:27 PM

Quote :

"TACO BELL LUNCH"

Quote :

"DIARRHEA FOR DESSERT"

5/11/2009 10:09:07 PM

^^lol, awesome logic there.

I'm happy to report that things went well this time around!

5/12/2009 10:00:44 AM

prepare for disaster, compliments of Taco Hell

5/12/2009 12:17:11 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ haha i know

5/12/2009 12:20:36 PM

Quote :

"CHICKEN SOFT TACO"

5/12/2009 12:22:11 PM

2 chicken soft tacos and one double beef burrito, $2.98.

Taco Bell FTW!

6/2/2009 12:18:23 PM

my dad always used to call it taco smell when i was a kid

6/2/2009 12:19:09 PM

we always called it taco hell

6/2/2009 12:19:44 PM

I picked up the habit of calling it Toxic Hell from, yes, you people.

You people.

6/2/2009 12:42:36 PM

I don't care what people call it. It's cheap and delicious!

6/2/2009 12:43:55 PM

it is cheap and delicious, but so so bad for you.

6/2/2009 12:50:10 PM

delicious is a stretch

it'll make a turd. that's about the extent of it.

6/2/2009 12:57:50 PM

^^actually when compared to other fast food, taco bell is one of the healthier options. i mean obviously it depends on what you get.

6/2/2009 1:00:52 PM

^^ no, it's delicious.

^ i wouldn't recommend eating any fast food daily.

6/2/2009 1:03:00 PM

Quote :

"Except, they only gave me a regular chicken soft taco..."

Except, they also gave you the shits--and you didn't ask for that either.

6/2/2009 1:15:25 PM

those chicken burritos are pretty decent. the tacos suck though, they gave me one by accident and it was 90% lettuce, 1% chicken, 9% other.

6/2/2009 1:18:16 PM

I've actually been impressed by the amount of chicken.



But why do I always feel dirty after eating there?

6/2/2009 1:21:02 PM

Taco Bell is barely food in my book...it gives me a stomach-hangover

if I were sadistic and had a time machine, I would buy a shitload of Taco Ball and then travel back to a besieged city in ancient times, and give tacos and burritos and shit to the starving citizens

they would scarf it down and die agonizing deaths

6/2/2009 1:39:36 PM

Oh man, here it comes...

6/2/2009 3:01:05 PM

I've eaten taco bell over 1000 times in my life -- and I've never once become sick.
(Either I'm extraordinarily lucky, or there's something wrong with those of you that get sick...)

6/2/2009 3:13:25 PM