A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; when flacid, it read Wy.

After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack’s “special emblem of devotion.” Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.

As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he’d bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two pina coladas. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender also had “Wy” tattooed on his penis. “Hey,” Jack said and smiled, “what a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy.”

“Oh no, mon,” the bartender said and laughed. “Mine say ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.’”

5/6/2009 11:38:26 PM

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong
We went together for so long

5/6/2009 11:39:07 PM

There's a similar joke about dennis rodman

5/6/2009 11:41:18 PM

That's some serious differential. Does it telescope out like a car antenna?

5/6/2009 11:50:29 PM

5/8/2009 11:43:52 PM

what is the word to distance ratio being used in said joke?

5/8/2009 11:45:34 PM

i assume the "wendy" guy had an average-sized dick

8WendyD
8Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stayD

5/9/2009 12:08:55 AM

this thread makes me want a frosty

5/9/2009 12:42:19 AM

Everyone knows its Wendy...

5/9/2009 1:03:39 AM

the only time I have ever been genuinely in love with a girl who didn't love me back, her name was Wendy
she looked like so

5/9/2009 1:35:51 PM

I wish I was black or, at the very least, had a black penis, which might be even better.

5/9/2009 1:39:24 PM

^spray paint it

5/9/2009 2:12:36 PM

I have the whole Bible tattooed on my dick

when I'm limp it just says "In the beginning the Earth was without form and void, and God said forever and ever amen."

5/9/2009 4:14:47 PM

^

5/9/2009 4:17:11 PM