What's the best way to get him laid? he's in his 20's. graduated. any lovely ladies on here willing to take a V card?


and no it's not fucking me.

5/7/2009 5:41:11 PM

first

5/7/2009 5:41:22 PM

craigslist.

5/7/2009 5:41:50 PM

escort

5/7/2009 5:41:58 PM

are there escorts who will pretend to be a normal chick at first so he doesn't know? again, id on't want to spend to many dollar bucks on this shit.

5/7/2009 5:42:51 PM

please guys i have a match tonight

5/7/2009 5:43:08 PM

You sure your 'friend' isn't socially awkward?

5/7/2009 5:43:44 PM

of course he is socially akward.... he's in his 20's and hasn't even reached first base. he's athletic though and not ugly

5/7/2009 5:44:32 PM

I have a friend who is nearly 30 and a virgin. We have been shooting around the idea of all chipping in and getting him an escort for years now. But he has said multiple times that he would never have a one night stand.

5/7/2009 5:44:41 PM

how about it's just not that big of a fucking deal

let your friend be, man

5/7/2009 5:44:50 PM

Get him drunk and maybe he'll change his mind. Either way, its going to be a bad yet hilarious night.

5/7/2009 5:45:29 PM

nah he WANTS to. just hasn't been able to pull it in.

5/7/2009 5:45:41 PM

and yes, escorts will do whatever the fuck you tell them to do as long as you pay them. that's the beauty of escorts

5/7/2009 5:45:52 PM

You could probably stage it. Meet her some place, have her hit it off with him, all that stuff

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 5:47 PM. Reason : she could be a chick's new friend or something]

5/7/2009 5:46:38 PM

useless without pics!

5/7/2009 5:46:39 PM

Tell him to lower his standards. He'll definitely pull some trim that way. Even if it isn't worth bragging about.

5/7/2009 5:47:16 PM

Just bend over and let him have at it

5/7/2009 5:47:22 PM

^

Quote :

"and no it's not fucking me."

5/7/2009 5:47:49 PM

he's gay. so are you.

/thread.

5/7/2009 5:48:14 PM

^^I thought that meant he wasnt the virgin

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 5:49 PM. Reason : .]

5/7/2009 5:48:41 PM

A friend who is a virgin

5/7/2009 5:49:01 PM

i'm not gay. i've fucked probably hundreds of girls. i lost count my freshman year.

5/7/2009 5:49:18 PM

^^^Hah, yeah, it is, but I figured I'd try and twist it a bit

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 5:49 PM. Reason : as in, no he's not going to fuck me]

5/7/2009 5:49:26 PM

yeah me too. that's the beauty of college.

5/7/2009 5:49:41 PM

Quote :

"nah he WANTS to. just hasn't been able to pull put it in."

5/7/2009 5:49:51 PM

Quote :

"i'm not gay. i've fucked probably hundreds of girls. i lost count my freshman year."

i call bullshit

5/7/2009 5:50:55 PM

of course you do because you don't have game like me.

5/7/2009 5:51:57 PM

no. i just don't have to come to a college message board and hyper-inflate my sex life in a feeble attempt to prove I'm not gay.

5/7/2009 5:53:18 PM

yea you just do it for fun

5/7/2009 5:54:13 PM

I PUT WILT CHAMBERLAIN TO SHAME

5/7/2009 5:55:12 PM

You never lose count of your bedpost ticker

never

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 5:58 PM. Reason : x]

5/7/2009 5:57:58 PM

And while you're at it, why don't you tell us about your numerous 3-somes. or maybe about your 12 inch penis.

5/7/2009 5:58:10 PM

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5/7/2009 5:58:21 PM

on a pedestal

5/7/2009 5:59:31 PM

I killed your grandfather.

P.S. - This is Smath's alias, no?

5/7/2009 6:06:47 PM

Quote :

"You never lose count of your bedpost ticker"

try livin' in greenville for a couple years.....

5/7/2009 6:06:50 PM

are you sure he wants to get busy with just anyone or does he want it to be for love??

5/7/2009 6:29:53 PM

Quote :

"nah he WANTS to. just hasn't been able to pull it in."

out of the hundreds of girls the OP has had you would think one would be interested either for money or beer.

5/7/2009 6:36:09 PM

Date-rape an option?

5/7/2009 6:43:22 PM

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 6:46 PM. Reason : date-rape is always an option]

5/7/2009 6:46:07 PM

Im 31 and never had a p33n in me. I dont know if Im missing out

5/7/2009 7:57:39 PM

i have a friend that is a virgin. but she's kindof a prude so i don't think this would help your cause.

5/7/2009 8:02:52 PM

i think one of my coworkers is a virgin. she wouldn't be so bitchy if she got effed every now and then

5/7/2009 8:03:46 PM

Quote :

"out of the hundreds of girls the OP has had you would think one would be interested either for money or beer."

That reminded me of a former boss of mine. He had two chick friends who would go for a threesome with a virgin just for the novelty of it.

5/7/2009 8:06:18 PM

^^i think that rings true for more than just your coworker...for both sexes

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 8:07 PM. Reason : ]

5/7/2009 8:06:41 PM

Quote :

"i lost count my freshman year."

Remember that you have 2 hands.

5/7/2009 8:08:20 PM

classic TWW thread

5/7/2009 8:08:40 PM

Don't help him. If he's been a virgin this long, he'll continue to be fine. And anyway, he deserves it if he's unable unable to get laid by himself. And no, I'm not being a hypocrite, because I'm still a virgin at 25. This is what I have genuinely come to believe.

5/7/2009 8:33:48 PM

this is really backwards and probably says a lot about my morality (or lack thereof?? ) but it seems like sex would just get scarier and scarier the longer you wait.

i mean if you haven't had sex by the time you're like 35, it seems like it'd just be terrifying to even attempt it.

5/7/2009 8:37:50 PM

set em up

5/7/2009 8:40:52 PM