creates solves more problems than it solves creates

5/9/2009 4:00:39 PM

today is opposite day!

5/9/2009 4:01:12 PM

So you're not going to be super creepy today?

5/9/2009 4:02:55 PM

5/9/2009 4:03:34 PM

alcohol

is problem-neutral

5/9/2009 4:03:37 PM

the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

5/9/2009 4:05:40 PM

^nah, alcohol doesn't start wars.

It can, however, end them OR make them worse.

[Edited on May 9, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : depends on what kind of drunk someone is]

5/9/2009 4:08:34 PM

I'm drive I can fine osifer

5/9/2009 4:09:23 PM

alcohol turns me into a fucking trouble-magnet

5/9/2009 5:24:05 PM

cause of problems = people
solution = alcohol

5/9/2009 5:37:48 PM

alcohol + people = solutions to create problems

5/9/2009 5:44:00 PM

blame it on the al al al al al alcohol

5/9/2009 5:44:48 PM