"Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower."
5/15/2009 7:25:56 AM
was he hurt?
5/15/2009 8:01:44 AM
he died
5/15/2009 8:04:43 AM
"Ellifino"
5/15/2009 8:08:15 AM
"one dead baby in ten trashcans!""nailing a dead baby to a puppy""doritos!"
5/15/2009 8:08:22 AM
ONE WAS ASSAULTED.
5/15/2009 8:47:02 AM
"but he was hot as fuck"
5/15/2009 8:50:36 AM
"No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"
5/15/2009 9:35:26 AM
i cant jelly my cock down your throat
5/15/2009 9:36:25 AM
So he says "Do you love me ?"and she says "No...but that's a real nice ski mask !"
5/15/2009 9:38:25 AM
who shot the couchIt was a disaster[Edited on May 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ]
5/15/2009 9:55:33 AM
"The Boston Bruins."
5/15/2009 10:01:15 AM
that's what she said!
5/15/2009 10:14:43 AM
The fourth one ducked.
5/15/2009 10:19:42 AM
5/15/2009 10:22:23 AM
I'm not black if that's what you're refering to.
5/15/2009 10:24:01 AM
She kept pulling my leg, kinda like I'm pulling yours.
5/16/2009 6:45:50 AM
rectom??? hell, damn near killed em!!!!
5/16/2009 2:19:40 PM
because he was hung like this
5/16/2009 2:29:01 PM
5/16/2009 2:33:48 PM
*ba dum cha*
5/16/2009 3:23:04 PM
"Oh my god! A talking muffin!"
5/16/2009 4:29:26 PM
5/16/2009 6:12:03 PM
"got any gwapes?"
5/16/2009 8:16:43 PM
"If you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten."[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : a]
5/20/2009 11:37:56 PM
"and that was the *first* time I got crabs"(stinks like sex in here)
5/20/2009 11:52:47 PM
A nigger.
5/20/2009 11:53:04 PM
"A pizza can feed a family of four."
5/20/2009 11:55:21 PM
Two in the front, two in the back, and 96 in the ash tray.(courtesy of my friend)
5/20/2009 11:55:47 PM
A pizza doesn't scream going into the oven.lol
5/20/2009 11:56:01 PM
The can.
5/20/2009 11:57:03 PM
Then the duck said, "Do you have any grapes?"
5/21/2009 12:06:24 AM
"I'm positive."
5/21/2009 12:09:56 AM
"Then you're a gay fish"
5/21/2009 12:10:57 AM
"COME ON!"
5/21/2009 12:28:36 AM
Nuts to you McGillicutty.
5/21/2009 12:53:11 AM
"i'll have a coke"
5/21/2009 12:54:54 AM
one is a group of cunning runts
5/21/2009 1:02:31 AM
AND THEN I SAIDThat's no phonebook, thats my wife!
5/21/2009 1:05:21 AM
"That's not Valvano's house, Dean...that's God's house."
5/21/2009 2:07:30 AM
your mom
5/21/2009 2:08:46 AM
"You can't fuck a paperweight!"
5/21/2009 2:40:21 AM
"Yeah, but who's he going to tell about it?"
5/21/2009 11:30:35 AM
"The Aristocrats!"
5/21/2009 11:32:43 AM
^LOL gg
5/21/2009 11:35:02 AM
As it turns out that's not the reason it's called a blowhole.
5/21/2009 11:38:02 AM
What am I going to do with a ten inch pianist?
5/21/2009 1:27:22 PM
"you give him a radar gun and put him under a bridge"
5/21/2009 1:32:14 PM
well, I'll have a coke then
5/21/2009 1:32:20 PM
damnit, someone beat me to that one
5/21/2009 1:32:50 PM