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it's not funny

5/16/2009 1:40:09 PM

now thats not a spoiler.

5/16/2009 1:41:03 PM

he screams and is obviously on coke?

5/16/2009 1:41:17 PM

Things you'd rather go see than Dane Cook:

-a flaming stack of tires
-a crate of sad puppies
-the state fair

5/16/2009 1:43:02 PM

he's still funny in small doses, always has been

5/16/2009 1:50:12 PM

I have to say that I don't find him funny at all.

5/16/2009 1:51:32 PM

I have to say that I don't find him funny at all.

5/16/2009 2:00:11 PM

any chance he would have at being funny is ruined by people reciting his jokes in every possible situation so that 5% funny gets old quick.

the only funny thing he has is the car alarm thing, but no one ever recites that one so it hasn't gotten old yet.

5/16/2009 2:05:37 PM

He was funny until I watched one of the 203948 things that make fun of his style

5/16/2009 2:06:40 PM

i think he is a good performer... so he is good in movies and such, but his stand up isn't that funny, and what is has been shown to have been ripped off from other comedians

5/16/2009 2:11:20 PM

i do find this to be funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4zgCsgqyo

5/16/2009 2:11:53 PM

^ fuck man, came in to post that.

5/16/2009 3:40:26 PM

HA HA

HA HA

HE WAS ON THE INTERNET AND IM IN COLLEGE

5/16/2009 5:09:14 PM

Not a big fan of him...and neither are a lot of other comedians. He is widely accused of stealing material.

5/16/2009 6:00:01 PM

^^^ Was not funny

5/16/2009 6:03:34 PM

^that's the idea...

5/16/2009 6:47:20 PM

If I wanted to see this, I would just watch a Louis CK dvd with the volume turned way up

5/16/2009 7:37:38 PM

If I wanted to see this, I would get a fat man to touch my butthole while someone shits on my face.

5/16/2009 9:26:34 PM

i know its not popular to like him, but i think his shit is funny, even if it is stolen. I laughed quite a bit tonight

5/17/2009 11:10:05 PM

i thought some parts of the vicious circle were funny. but then some parts i just felt bad. didn't see the new one though.

5/17/2009 11:12:01 PM

His acts are completely hit and miss... when he actually tries to be a comedian (as opposed to saying absolutely nothing with content, pandering to his audience, or flailing around doing an impression of something that involves flailing), he's actually decently funny. Unfortunately he does the stuff in parenthesis at least 80% of the time.

That said, I did not watch the special he just did (Or has it not aired yet?). I want it to be good but I'm not getting my hopes up.

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2009 11:15:08 PM

Quote :

"flailing around doing an impression of something that involves flailing"

In a nutshell, yes, this is exactly what he does throughout the shows i've seen. Occasionally he is funny, but by the middle of the show I tend to have a migraine.

5/17/2009 11:29:27 PM

doesn't seem to be doing as much of ^ in this special on now.

5/17/2009 11:47:03 PM

I watched this tonight and thought it was pretty fucking hilarious.

5/18/2009 12:18:04 AM

Thought the special tonight was pretty funny, what's funnier is that a madtv sketch was posted in order to prove the point that he wasen't funny... I mean c'mon.

5/18/2009 12:24:55 AM

Dane Cook makes me laugh and I'm not ashamed to say it.

5/18/2009 12:37:55 AM

It didn't even seem like his fans though it was that funny a lot of times.

5/18/2009 12:43:47 AM

If he comes on the TV, I won't get up to change it. But I've also never changed the channel to watch him, or stopped on him flipping through.

He is funny just enough to keep me from getting out of my chair, which is admittedly a low threshold. I need a remote.

5/18/2009 12:46:39 AM

I'm watching the secret stash of this right now. I am entertained.

5/18/2009 1:19:05 AM

peanut butter smack

5/18/2009 1:57:39 AM

^yeah, i was wondering where he was going with that last joke because it took him like 5 minutes to get to the punch line. But when he broke out the, "Next time im hoping for jellie, maybe two pieces of wheat bread, sprinkle some ruffles on her tits, dip his balls in crystal light and picnic fuck the shit out of that bitch" i lost it.

5/18/2009 12:34:51 PM

i saw him in Good Luck Chuck and that other movie where he was a cashier...i thought he was OK. but he's freaking hot, so yeah, I'll watch it.

5/18/2009 12:36:01 PM

i think most women think watch him and think he is funny the same reason most men watch Scarlett Johansson in movies and think she is a good actress.

5/18/2009 12:58:14 PM