OH HELL NAW!!1

I'm going to wrap my hands around that cunt's goddamn throat

5/20/2009 10:35:11 AM

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5/20/2009 10:35:24 AM

does it crackle when you move?

5/20/2009 10:35:55 AM

Does it crackle when you slap her?

Because you should be slapping her.

5/20/2009 10:39:21 AM

I CAN BARELY PUT MY ARMS DOWN! IF I RELAX MY MUSCLES FOR A SPLIT SECOND, I LOOK LIKE JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST HANGING ON THE CROSS.

5/20/2009 10:39:37 AM

I did a 12-page paper on sexual asphyxiation once for Social Deviance.

5/20/2009 10:40:33 AM

Just take off your shirt. It would impress the new coworker.

Well, at least it would if she's into that whole "Somalian prisoner" look.

5/20/2009 10:40:36 AM

pics or it didnt happen

5/20/2009 10:40:45 AM

Man, people have been slapping my hands with high fives all day long

I am going to KILL this bitch.

5/20/2009 10:41:56 AM

Did you get a bunch of shirts drycleaned at once? Are they all stiff as a board? If so, you're gonna have a fun few days/week.

5/20/2009 10:45:01 AM

"MAH SHIRT IS A MUFFUGIN FRISBEE!"

5/20/2009 10:45:23 AM

there is no such thing as overstarch. there is starch and no starch. light starch and medium starch options at the cleaners only exist to make people feel as if they control over it, when they don't.

its sort of like the regular and low sodium soy sauce and asian restaurants. they fill them up with the same sauce.

5/20/2009 10:49:10 AM

5/20/2009 10:50:30 AM

ha ha ha, I'm getting a critique on my HOT BOD by that fat fuck ronny

this is like Mike Vick telling me that I spoil my pet dog

5/20/2009 11:11:16 AM

"bitch i cut myself on the crease!"

5/20/2009 11:13:56 AM

Of course I'm just bitter because I'm fat and you're not.

5/20/2009 11:20:58 AM

Why would you think this is acceptable?! Tha fuck you think I am?....count dracula?

5/20/2009 11:24:13 AM

my old boss had his shirts starched SO HEAVILY that i thought he wore a diaper for the first few months because any time he moved he made noise.

5/20/2009 11:24:53 AM

I, for one, would like advise from ronny on maintaining a healthy weight. He knows what's up...


^ yeah, that's too annoying for me to deal with. far to uncomfortable to be in clothing like that for 8 - 11 hours a day

5/20/2009 11:39:02 AM

Quote :

"He knows what's up..."

Yeah, my BMI.

5/20/2009 11:43:31 AM