Don't see myself ever putting family/friends in a position where they'll have to take out a second mortage for my gifts.

My contribution to the thread is shampoo and potatoes, for these are my favorite things.

5/22/2009 5:56:18 AM

your threads have not delivered the lulz since you broke up with the drunkard twice your age that believed in a strict daily regimen of beatings

5/22/2009 6:11:03 AM

You encouraged me to break up with him. Or someone claiming to be you IRL at Ashe's birthday party did.

5/22/2009 6:20:00 AM

DOUBLE POST LOCK SUSPEND TERMINATE

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 6:20 AM. Reason : .]

5/22/2009 6:20:00 AM

you posted a pic once, I think, and it wasn't me that I recall

in fact people claim to be me all the time, it's kind of creepy

but in any case, I'm not arguing that it was bad for you to break up with him, I'm arguing that it was bad for me (and my continued amusement)

I have been at a few of Ashes's birthday extravaganzas, though, and I tend to get well past wasted enough to have poor recall at those sorts of things

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 6:32 AM. Reason : so it remains a hypothesis I cannot fully disprove]

5/22/2009 6:28:34 AM

Oh yeah, just checked your gallery... you're white. That dude was not white.

Ah well, I wonder who it was.

5/22/2009 6:37:06 AM

i thought this was gonna be about another cleaver blog about ghetto wedding gifts and hence cleaver pictures would be hosted of ghetto wedding gifts, like bride and groom knitted man suits complete with pubic hair and necessary appendages

5/22/2009 7:13:40 AM

it was me. I am Tiberius.

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 7:24 AM. Reason : cleaver blog?]

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 7:26 AM. Reason : cleaver pictures? ]

5/22/2009 7:24:04 AM

i for one would like to see cleavage pictures

5/22/2009 7:30:57 AM

5/22/2009 7:33:15 AM

Quote :

"your threads have not delivered the lulz since you broke up with the drunkard twice your age that believed in a strict daily regimen of beatings "

And even then, when you occasionally delivered a rofl, we were laughing at you. Never with you.

5/22/2009 7:53:40 AM

cleaver instead of clever, it's much sharper and sticks on your mind better

plus a cleaver makes a good ghetto wedding gift

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 7:55 AM. Reason : keep up with me folks]

5/22/2009 7:54:39 AM

5/22/2009 8:04:38 AM

its their wedding, its not about what you want

5/22/2009 8:57:15 AM