It makes me want to cry

5/22/2009 3:35:55 PM

you sir should have your dick owning privileges revoked

5/22/2009 3:38:51 PM

are you kidding me? kim kardashian has a smoking body. this man knows his stuff.

5/22/2009 3:40:30 PM

If by revoked, you mean removed from your mother's ass, then yes....I agree

5/22/2009 3:40:57 PM

Epitome of a "thick chick".

I cry too

5/22/2009 3:43:30 PM

why do you want to cry?


I'd hit that thing like a retarded mexican swingin at a pinata

5/22/2009 3:43:47 PM

I'd just like to set my beer on that thing

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : tears of joy my friend]

5/22/2009 3:44:06 PM

Not marriage material. I feel like thats high maintenance and she would blow up as soon as she settled down.

And wasn't her sex tape a huge let down?

5/22/2009 3:45:38 PM

oh, i thought you didnt like



tears of joy? heh. the only water running down my face would be the sweat from pounding on that thing like a bass drum

5/22/2009 3:56:40 PM

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"Epitome of a "thick chick""

i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree

5/22/2009 4:04:30 PM

^^Onion ===> Tears

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"Not marriage material."

I would gladly eat my breakfast off that thing every morning

5/22/2009 4:15:44 PM

Cool. Get ready to cook some mighty big pancakes to eat off of it in a few years.

5/22/2009 4:24:31 PM

Quote :

"And wasn't her sex tape a huge let down? "

it wasn't too great.

5/22/2009 4:25:33 PM

Her body depriciates in value when you take her off the (Hollywood) lot.

5/23/2009 12:02:59 AM

i thought this thread was going to be about rachel starr

5/23/2009 12:32:29 AM

It stinks?!

5/23/2009 12:48:07 AM

5/23/2009 12:48:37 AM

^ this ass confuses me

5/23/2009 1:06:53 AM

^its painstakingly obvious that it is fake

5/23/2009 1:09:38 AM

the thing about miss KK is that she is short (like 5'2") and with all that extra ass, it only takes a little bit of weight gain for everything to fall apart real fast.

5/23/2009 1:09:38 AM

you're right, it is painstakingly obvious.

5/23/2009 1:11:49 AM

5/23/2009 1:18:02 AM

I've seen plenty of photoshops in my time!1 I can tell by the pixels

lol

5/23/2009 1:20:14 AM

I'm mostly confused as to why someone drew a cartoon like ass onto a picture of an actual ass.

5/23/2009 1:21:19 AM

really?

[Edited on May 23, 2009 at 1:22 AM. Reason : we are talking about the internet(s) here]

5/23/2009 1:22:09 AM

I'm not surprised, I just don't see what they were going for, its not wtf, its not sexy, its just, odd looking.

5/23/2009 1:26:02 AM

5/23/2009 1:30:44 AM

yes, the KK porn was an absolute piece of garbage.

What nationality is she? Looks middle eastern, but I suck at identifying any from that region...and usually just refer to them as terrorists regardless

5/23/2009 1:43:38 AM

Armenian

5/23/2009 1:45:48 AM

too many layers

5/23/2009 2:06:28 AM

I love those white pant things

OMG

5/23/2009 2:55:41 AM

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"What nationality is she? Looks middle eastern, but I suck at identifying any from that region...and usually just refer to them as terrorists regardless"

Quote :

" Armenian"

LOL Armenians are Christians.

5/23/2009 3:37:21 AM

Quote :

"I love those white pant things OMG"

5/23/2009 3:45:00 AM

first pic looks like

5/23/2009 12:19:18 PM

lol gg

5/23/2009 12:40:16 PM

5/23/2009 12:52:21 PM

Quote :

"I'd hit that thing like a retarded mexican swingin at a pinata"

So ultimately you'd end up with your dick in a light socket and Kim wondering what the fuck your problem is?

5/23/2009 1:07:48 PM

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.urbanmusicdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kim_kardashian.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.urbanmusicdirect.com/2009/03/kim-kardashian-practices-booty-dances/&usg=__gZ2f_amk2v2O99Hbl0yeVMAnqJc=&h=600&w=800&sz=276&hl=en&start=30&um=1&tbnid=DxIPZjcp_MTKmM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkim%2Bkardashian%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1

Kim takes booty dancing lessons

5/23/2009 3:16:01 PM

I, too, am a fan of RedX

5/23/2009 3:27:07 PM

ass so fat that you can see it from the front

5/23/2009 3:29:48 PM

^^^ Jesus Christ, how does Reggie Bush put up with that?

Why doesn't she just get some contacts instead of complaining constantly about not being able to see 10 feet?

Oh yeah, because then she wouldn't have an excuse to complain and act pissy.

5/23/2009 3:37:24 PM

http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php

5/23/2009 5:54:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTFEKp_KeUM

"ass men" are queers

5/23/2009 7:17:58 PM

"boob men" are babies who have a subconscious thing for their moms

5/23/2009 7:24:01 PM

Quote :

"What nationality is she? Looks middle eastern, but I suck at identifying any from that region...and usually just refer to them as terrorists regardless"

Nationality? She is American. If you are talking about ethnicity, she is Armenian (father), and Scottish/Dutch (mother)

Quote :

"LOL Armenians are Christians."

So? Christians can be terrorists too! And not all Armenians are Christians.

Some interesting facts:

Her father was a close friend of and lawyer for O.J. Simpson.
She is O.J. Simpson's goddaughter.
She sat by Simpson throughout the trial.

5/25/2009 7:42:02 PM

Ok which of you fuckers embedded the music in this?

[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Reason : need to learn to spell]

5/25/2009 10:53:03 PM

^^ That'd be incorrect, my friend.

If you didn't happen to see the THS The Kardashians, they mention the trial and how the family was split on their belief on OJ's guilt. Robert Kardashian was the only one that believed OJ, hence why he felt it was only right to be his lawyer. However, the rest of the family was on Nicole's side 100%. Talkin' bout how it almost separated the family permanently.

[Edited on May 26, 2009 at 1:02 AM. Reason : .]

5/26/2009 1:02:14 AM

i like this show

5/26/2009 11:31:45 AM

set em up

5/26/2009 11:32:13 AM

page two needs more ass

5/26/2009 11:33:48 AM