5/26/2009 12:27:46 AM

1st

5/26/2009 12:31:01 AM

ginormous

5/26/2009 12:43:49 AM

[Edited on May 26, 2009 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ]

5/26/2009 1:01:05 AM

^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

5/26/2009 1:03:18 AM

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5/26/2009 1:07:33 AM

nice

5/26/2009 1:11:46 AM

i bet she could defeat any straight man in the world

5/26/2009 1:13:31 AM

not that you guys care but she's 17.

also, she says she wants to get a breast reduction.

5/26/2009 1:34:20 AM

yeah the 2nd part of your post is pretty disappointing news, maybe she'll have potential sponsors convince her to not do it

5/26/2009 1:36:01 AM

oh yeah and she won the french open juniors last year. i'm not sure how the age limiting stuff works with women these days, but i guess this means that she has a decent chance of being good in the pros. BUT it might just be that she hasn't switched up to the pros yet because she's not good enough (pretty sure you can do it at 16, but that may have changed in recent years)

5/26/2009 1:42:02 AM

a breast reduction?

that's like slapping god in the face

5/26/2009 2:46:32 AM

^I agree; plus her tits probably could bring in more money than her tennis skills ever could

5/26/2009 3:22:38 AM

seriously? she looks like Gollum with tits.

5/26/2009 6:11:03 AM

But they are really big

5/26/2009 8:00:32 AM

big boobs indeed

5/26/2009 11:09:05 AM

LOL, i just realized i had a dream last night in which ana kournikova won some sort of golf match.

that shit was ridiculous.

5/26/2009 11:50:29 AM

If she's serious about tennis, then yes she'll probably get a reduction

and we'll all die a little inside

5/26/2009 12:04:45 PM

Here is a tennis hottie.

5/26/2009 12:11:16 PM

^ she is 10x more attractive than the girl this thread was made for imo

5/26/2009 12:17:31 PM

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"also, she says she wants to get a breast reduction."

Those things are fucking huge. Although I'm not a breast man, I do appreciate big/nice boobs. She wouldn't be any less attractive if she took it down a size or two.

She's got pretty nice legs too.

5/26/2009 12:49:09 PM

^^AGREED!

5/26/2009 1:39:03 PM

who cares about her face, has their ever been a tennis player with a rack like that??

5/26/2009 3:42:01 PM

Is she any good at tennis?

5/26/2009 3:44:48 PM

I've got nothing to add and this posture obviously makes her breasts look MUCH bigger. But I <3 Natalie Gulbis.

5/26/2009 3:56:12 PM

^^she won the french open juniors last year, so potentially. it's a little early to tell.

5/26/2009 4:02:15 PM

damn golf chick is hot. never seen her before.

5/26/2009 6:19:18 PM

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"who cares about her face, has their ever been a tennis player with a rack like that??"

people with different tastes hers are too big for me to find overly attractive, though note that I understand that is only my personal preference and I am not trying to start an argument haha.

5/26/2009 6:22:27 PM

I too am a fan of breasts that take up a handful or so, tits that big after a few years go from being awesome to being gross thanks to gravity.

5/26/2009 6:31:12 PM

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"tits that big after a few years go from being awesome to being gross thanks to gravity."

Truth. But when they are big and young and aren't sagging yet... most amazing thing on earth.

5/26/2009 7:03:00 PM

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"she looks like Gollum with super gigantic tits."

5/26/2009 8:13:39 PM

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"tits that big after a few years go from being awesome to being gross thanks to gravity. "

Good thing you can go to the surgeon for a lift after gravity's taken it's course.

5/27/2009 12:20:06 AM

5/27/2009 1:21:57 AM

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

5/27/2009 1:59:16 AM

yll some faggots how the hell can straight men bitch about big tits so much

"OH THEYRE NOT REAL THEY SUCK"

"O THEYRE REAL....OK BUT THEYRE TOO BIG THEY SUCK HANDFULL AGE GRAVITY BLAH BLAH BLAH WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


faggots


those tits are elite

5/27/2009 9:34:43 AM

I too have been a faggot from time to time.

5/27/2009 9:39:39 AM

^^ no need for that; just different tastes is all man. enjoy em all you want, my disinterest shouldn't affect your enjoyment

5/27/2009 9:57:32 AM

boobs.

6/1/2009 1:47:16 PM

Natalie Gulbis would GET IT

6/1/2009 1:52:50 PM

indeed

6/1/2009 7:39:08 PM

she is getting them chopped off at the end of th season

6/1/2009 9:14:18 PM

lol at the music

6/1/2009 9:25:53 PM

I, too, am liberal in my use of the term 'hottie'

6/1/2009 9:32:58 PM

i really hope some slick agent goes over to her and is like "here's some money...don't get your boobs done, just get a nose job...we'll make millions kid"

6/1/2009 9:34:54 PM

every time i see the thread title i read, "Tennis hottie Simona Herp"

[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 9:35 PM. Reason : HERP]

6/1/2009 9:34:55 PM

will she be old enough to pose for playboy by the end of the season?

6/1/2009 9:39:51 PM

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" lol at the music"

i have often thought that if i got myself an iFlip, a slide whistle, a triangle, and euro-police siren i could make some pretty good ethnic TV

6/1/2009 9:42:39 PM

Krab Kalash!!!

6/1/2009 10:59:27 PM

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/simona-halep-sets-date-to-have-breast-reduction/#more-10146

6/2/2009 12:31:45 AM

official guess her new boob size thread?

6/2/2009 12:36:39 AM