Hey baby, come here often? If so, do you know if they're hiring?

You must be from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see. Which reminds me, can I borrow 10 bucks?

Do you know CPR? Because you take my breathe away...and I no longer have health insurance.

I'm recently unemployed... Do you have an opening for me?

If you want to do something to help prevent a depression you can come home with me.

Your the economy, I'm Congress, and I'm ready to give you a big stimulus package.

If you're anything like my retirement fund, then you're always going down.

5/31/2009 12:14:21 PM

FW: Fwd: FW: FW: check this out!! FW: Fwd: FW: haha this is a good one etc...

5/31/2009 12:16:15 PM

i LOL'd

5/31/2009 12:16:22 PM

you forgot another fwd

5/31/2009 12:17:31 PM

^^^ & ^^ A+/10 haha

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 12:18 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2009 12:17:37 PM

Quote :

"YOUR THE ECONOMY"

5/31/2009 12:21:53 PM

sweet, a thread about the great depression

5/31/2009 12:34:46 PM

sweet, not only spam in email but now on tww!

5/31/2009 12:41:45 PM

lol at the unemployed one

5/31/2009 12:44:19 PM

lol at the unemployed one

5/31/2009 12:44:19 PM

Quote :

"FW: Fwd: FW: FW: check this out!! FW: Fwd: FW: haha this is a good one etc..."

5/31/2009 1:19:36 PM

in these tough economic times, good lulz are hard to come by

5/31/2009 1:23:32 PM

I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine.

5/31/2009 1:48:39 PM

Can you give me an IT job? How about a blow job?

5/31/2009 9:01:37 PM

Quote :

"in these tough economic times, good lulz are hard to come by"

apparently they still are. these jokes are horrible.

5/31/2009 9:27:18 PM

this thread should be titled

"if rodney dangerfield wasn't funny"

5/31/2009 9:33:44 PM

it does make em a little better if i imagine rodney dangerfield saying these. no respect.

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : at all]

5/31/2009 10:14:05 PM

Hey baby, I pay MY taxes.

5/31/2009 11:46:50 PM

I'm recently unemployed... Do you have an opening for me?

6/1/2009 1:10:24 AM

Quote :

"I'm recently unemployed... Do you have an opening for me? "

6/1/2009 3:02:23 AM

Hey girl, unlike many people, I am currently employed. Would you like to have some no-strings-attached sex?

6/1/2009 3:07:12 AM

seriously. haha

6/1/2009 3:07:47 AM