Especially if you're a fatass

you look like a goddamn ice cream cone





I'm sure many of you fashionistas make this mistake all the time, so consider this a friendly tip

6/4/2009 10:07:42 AM

6/4/2009 10:13:28 AM

What?

Wouldn't any color shirt with khakis make a fat guy look like an ice cream cone?

6/4/2009 10:13:36 AM

Wear brown, chocolate is superior.

6/4/2009 10:15:52 AM

well great- now i gotta get rid of my sprinkle-print shirt

6/4/2009 10:16:08 AM

let me go ahead and godwin this thing

6/4/2009 10:16:10 AM

5x^ I thought she was beautiful in that commercial!

[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 10:16 AM. Reason : -]

6/4/2009 10:16:25 AM

yes, any color would.

i don't think thin/normal guys wearing white shirts with khakis look anything like ice cream cones...but i can see the resemblance with fat guys.

6/4/2009 10:16:28 AM

Ha, this thread sucks.

6/4/2009 10:17:30 AM

well there goes my wardrobe

6/4/2009 10:17:42 AM

Yes, to an extent, which is why I always like to wear patterns on my shirt when I'm wearing khackis

But a light blue or green shirt with Khakis looks ok, since those colors aren't as prevalent of ice cream flavors

6/4/2009 10:17:43 AM

what about mint chocolate chip? and lime sherbet?

6/4/2009 10:19:05 AM

fuck light blue

6/4/2009 10:20:21 AM

People puts sherbet on an ice cream cone?

6/4/2009 10:20:26 AM

Who was the TWWer with the spread eagle pics on the hotel bed?

Every time I see supercatnumbers post I think it's her.

6/4/2009 10:20:27 AM

CobraCat i think

6/4/2009 10:21:22 AM

Ok cretins, I suppose you could come up with a flavor equivalent for every color shirt

Point is, the white/vanilla one is the only one that is starkly noticeable with most people

6/4/2009 10:21:31 AM

perhaps merpeople may actually bring out the cone-ness

6/4/2009 10:22:13 AM

It was def. cobracat Ernie, and I think the same thing, haha

6/4/2009 10:22:20 AM

unless you got pit-stains

then vanilla bean is out too

6/4/2009 10:22:49 AM

I'm wearing a dark blue polo with jeans today.

I'm pretty average build, 5'11", 170. Is this OK Slave, should I go home and change?

My Gucci suits are all at the cleaners. =\

6/4/2009 10:24:37 AM

I wanna see these cobracat pics please

6/4/2009 10:24:52 AM

No you don't.

6/4/2009 10:25:20 AM

no you dont

6/4/2009 10:25:36 AM

As long as the shirt and jeans aren't Route 66, Faded Glory, or Urban Pipeline, I guess we can tolerate it

6/4/2009 10:28:37 AM

thank god, ill stick with my bugle boys

6/4/2009 10:29:01 AM

As the product of a poor white family, I'm surprised to have never heard of Urban Pipeline.

6/4/2009 10:29:36 AM

It's the Kohl's house brand

6/4/2009 10:30:22 AM

ok, I don't

6/4/2009 10:31:31 AM

^ i bet you do

6/4/2009 10:34:20 AM

Quote :

"But a light blue or green shirt with Khakis looks ok, since those colors aren't as prevalent of ice cream flavors"

you've never had blueberry ice cream?

6/4/2009 10:35:51 AM

Yes, I said they're weren't as prevalent

you even quoted me on that

6/4/2009 10:37:44 AM

Late as fuck

6/4/2009 10:37:47 AM

^2 I've seen it lots, which is why I mentioned it

Anyway, do you get annoyed a lot at your workplace? Seems like you're always upset about what someone else is wearing..

6/4/2009 10:40:14 AM

All the time

We have a small office with 15 people, and only about 10 or so in the office on any given day

so each flaw in these people is magnified because I see them all the time

If there were 40+ people here, each thing wouldn't bother me so much

But when I see Lonnie with coffee stains on his wrinkled ass shirt for the 4th time before 11 o'clock, it grates on me

6/4/2009 10:43:43 AM

LONNIE

YOU FAT, FAT ASS

LOOK AT YOURSELF

COFFEE STAINS?!?

6/4/2009 10:45:01 AM

Man, Slave sounds like the life of the office, walking around pointing out coffee stains and wrinkles, fuming about it to a bunch of strangers on the wolfweb. yeeha

6/4/2009 10:46:15 AM

We have two fat asses here, him and this other guy who ate 2 Domino's bread bowl pastas in one sitting

I know its harder to dress nice when you're a leviathan, but it would be nice to at least see an effot

As it is, these guys seem to just pull shit out of the bottom of the hamper and spray it with Febreeze

6/4/2009 10:47:34 AM

^4 Geez what an asshole, get that fucker some Tide-to-go already.....



[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 10:48 AM. Reason : .]

6/4/2009 10:47:41 AM

i can picture him like Don Rickles in Dirty Work at the movie theater

"So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you."

6/4/2009 10:48:44 AM

I call them out on it, but I can't be as derogatory as I want because I'm much more comfortable talking about people behind their backs

6/4/2009 10:49:23 AM

Dweedle wins

Slave is a petty homo

6/4/2009 10:51:28 AM

^^^ I misread that and pictured Don Knotts saying that. Thank you.

6/4/2009 10:53:04 AM

why do you care so much


youre gay

6/4/2009 10:54:09 AM

I'm petty and fickle, more than most, but that doesn't change the fact that people who dress like complete slobs are usually the ones least likely to move up in the world

Obviously there's some notable exceptions, but as a general rule, it holds pretty much to form

6/4/2009 10:57:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tXQm9K9cjQ

6/4/2009 10:59:21 AM

APT

6/4/2009 11:02:12 AM

i guess someone called slave famous a ice cream cone with a bit of chocolate sauce

6/4/2009 11:04:15 AM

sounds like Slave Famous is really craving ice cream

6/4/2009 11:10:20 AM

>>>

6/4/2009 11:14:15 AM