Campaign to make BigMan157 the next NC State Chancellor!

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6/8/2009 10:49:09 AM

signed

6/8/2009 10:49:58 AM

signed

6/8/2009 10:51:52 AM

6/8/2009 10:52:00 AM

signed

AN OH SHIT IN EVERY POT AND AN INTERNAL SERVER ERROR IN EVERY GARAGE

i think its a conspiracy that they wont let me post in this thread

[Edited on June 8, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : there we go, my gosh]

6/8/2009 10:52:11 AM

will i receive 40 acres and a mule

6/8/2009 10:53:18 AM

6/8/2009 10:58:16 AM

no

i may be able to get you a swell severance package however

INTERNAL SERVER ERROR #8

[Edited on June 8, 2009 at 11:00 AM. Reason : IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AINT, MY CONSTITUENSY]

6/8/2009 10:58:42 AM

if he gives me free tuition/housing/meals

6/8/2009 10:58:50 AM

These boys desecrated a fiery cross!

6/8/2009 11:02:58 AM

a swell internal serveranceerror package

6/8/2009 11:03:03 AM

cronyism

nepotism

rascalism

6/8/2009 11:06:02 AM

I'm in

6/8/2009 11:06:23 AM

i figure i'll probably suck for the first 2-3 months, at which point i should figure out wtf a chancellor actually does and should get better and better for the next year or so

at about the 5-month mark, i should be as good or better than Oblinger or Fox which means another 6+ months of getting more awesome

6/8/2009 11:07:17 AM

and all them smart ass folks says we come descended from monkeys!

6/8/2009 11:09:51 AM

Signed

6/8/2009 11:10:17 AM

GET THE RAIL

6/8/2009 11:10:32 AM

i will save money by combining the segway cop with the horse cop

this new officer will ride a horse who in turn rides a segway

6/8/2009 11:11:49 AM

Will he remove tailgating restrictions?

6/8/2009 11:13:29 AM

i heard he actually encourages the totin' of firearms at tailgating events

6/8/2009 11:14:00 AM

i heard he gives free beer to minors and hands out shotguns

6/8/2009 11:14:31 AM

i heard he's gonna recruit velociraptors for the football team

6/8/2009 11:14:59 AM

ah, see, you may have misheard that

what i'm actually looking to do is to recruit some philosoraptors for CHASS

6/8/2009 11:16:45 AM

I heard he will be bringing in an actual pack of wolves to play basketball. That gets me hopeful we will see some actual bball skill

6/8/2009 11:25:54 AM

i heard the raptors are going to have rocket launchers

6/8/2009 11:28:01 AM

i heard he's gonna have the atrium converted to a titty bar

and the wolves' den is gonna be an irish pub

6/8/2009 11:29:07 AM

WILL THERE BE PUNCH AND PIE

6/8/2009 11:30:06 AM

signed, if I get free grad school.

6/8/2009 11:32:20 AM

I heard he will install a slip n slide to each classroom

6/8/2009 11:32:59 AM

^don't sweat it, he's gonna start accepting tears and broken dreams as payment

but not tears and broken dreams from your visa card

6/8/2009 11:33:23 AM

students get into football games with ID

6/8/2009 11:33:38 AM

i heard he's handing out spray paint to racists passing through the tunnel

6/8/2009 11:33:46 AM

I heard he's going to bailout all the students who default on their loans.

6/8/2009 11:36:53 AM

I heard he will extend "reading days" to every day the university is open

6/8/2009 11:41:06 AM

i heard that he's offering caveman degrees

6/8/2009 11:43:06 AM

i heard that he's gonna hand out ak-47s with which to guard the tunnel at the ram roast

6/8/2009 11:43:49 AM

I vote for Pirate Captain for Chancellor

6/8/2009 11:43:58 AM

^WELL THEN YOU KIN GIT OUT!!!

6/8/2009 11:45:13 AM

I heard he will change the university homepage to thepiratebay.com

6/8/2009 11:48:22 AM

i heard he took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

6/8/2009 11:50:08 AM

I heard this thread will get to 2 pages without new supporters

6/8/2009 11:52:50 AM

I heard he's going to lead the Wolfpack to a National Title twopeat in Track.

6/8/2009 11:55:22 AM

i heard he's stealing shit to make meth from a chapel hill drug store

6/8/2009 11:56:44 AM

I heard he's the one who hid the camera to record the UT porn

6/8/2009 12:05:07 PM

ttt

6/8/2009 2:11:30 PM

put the CHAN back in chancellor

6/8/2009 2:17:04 PM

CAN YOU DIG IT?

6/8/2009 2:28:15 PM

i said CAAAAAAAAANNN YOOOOOOOOOUUU DIIIIIIIIIIGGG ITTTTTTTTT?

6/9/2009 4:28:16 PM

i bet jackleg could do it

6/9/2009 4:29:09 PM

i heard he was turning UT into a brothel that accepts boardbucks

6/9/2009 4:35:54 PM