i walked by him just now and he jumped up, grabbed my leg, and bit the fuck out of me

6/8/2009 3:55:36 PM

ain't no other cats got love for me

6/8/2009 3:56:29 PM

my catTWW is an blog asshole

6/8/2009 3:56:43 PM

naw i dont remember jumpin up and bitin his leg



yea i remember jumpin up and bitin him on his leg

6/8/2009 3:57:46 PM

^ lol

6/8/2009 3:58:27 PM

hahahahahahah

6/8/2009 4:37:09 PM

hellva drug

6/8/2009 4:42:00 PM

one two three four FIV*

*feline immunodeficiency virus

you've got aids

catman aids

6/8/2009 4:43:36 PM

On a recent fishing trip I contemplated throwing a cat overboard. I imagine he would struggle for the first few seconds, but then just give up and slowing sink to the bottom of the ocean.

6/8/2009 4:46:48 PM

not likely

he probably would struggle for hours and hours

6/8/2009 4:49:18 PM

A cat has nine lives to live and none to give, motherfucker. Cats don't go out like that. They fight and struggle and scrape and claw their way out of the grave.

6/8/2009 4:50:21 PM

the fuck kinda faggot takes a cat on a fishing trip?

6/8/2009 4:53:01 PM

My neighbor's cat is an asshole. It vomited half-digested cat food right in front of my door last night. I hate cats.

[Edited on June 8, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : It vomited*]

6/8/2009 4:53:31 PM

Mine tips her water bowl over in front of the toilet so that when I come home and take my shoes off and go to take a leak I end up with wet socks.

6/8/2009 4:53:46 PM

Quote :

"I vomited half-digested cat food right in front of my door last night."

how does that make the cat an asshole?

HAR HAR

6/8/2009 4:54:09 PM

I'd like to take this opportunity to be thankful for having never owned a cat.

dogs ftw.

6/8/2009 4:56:48 PM

Quote :

"the fuck kinda faggot takes a cat on a fishing trip?"

6/8/2009 4:58:45 PM

Nobody knows fish like a cat, though, for real.

6/8/2009 4:59:20 PM

My chinchilla ran up and bit my wifes toe. It drew blood. The animals are revolting.

6/8/2009 5:02:45 PM

i too have an asshole cat.

pawed/spilled water on floor outside of my room. linoleum by the way. next morning. flat on my fucking back.

random mornings will jump attack me randomly.

once attacked my bare buttocks whilst on the bed w/ ex-gf. ouch

i'm sure there is more.

he's an awesome cat though.

6/8/2009 7:14:42 PM

My cat is in a constant state of war with the Roomba. She lays traps and shit for it.

6/8/2009 7:26:00 PM

I feel this way about my dog (being an asshole that is). He can hear me open a bagel bag in the kitchen from all the way upstairs. Soon as he hears it he comes running. But then other times he will pretend not to hear me when I loudly call his name.

6/9/2009 7:27:44 AM

cat + wet socks =

6/9/2009 8:38:49 AM

cat + wet socks = Parts of a Pump-Action Shotgun ?

6/9/2009 8:43:32 AM

Quote :

"...He can hear me open a bagel bag in the kitchen from all the way upstairs. Soon as he hears it he comes running. But then other times he will pretend not to hear me when I loudly call his name."

You should have named him the sound an opening bagel bag makes.

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM. Reason : -]

6/9/2009 10:06:54 AM