With a catch. First, all body parts have to belong to quarterbacks. So no Bo Jackson legs. Second, all body parts have to have played at least one season with every other body part. So you can't have Montana's arm and Vick's legs. The QB needs:

A brain - intelligence/decision making
A shoulders - to carry the team on his back
A throwing arm - strong yet accurate
A heart - desire/will
legs - need to get around

throw in a face if you feel like it. I will do mine tomorrow at work. I just did not want to forget the idea.

6/10/2009 12:42:24 AM

Quote :

"Second, all body parts have to have played at least one season with every other body part"

do you mean they needed to be in the league at the same time? or on the same team? or did the genetic engineer from south park need to make a QB with 4 asses?

6/10/2009 12:43:55 AM

brain - russell wilson
shoulders - russell wilson
throwing arm - russell wilson
heart - russell wilson
legs - russell wilson
height - tim tebow

this equates to tim tebow btw.

6/10/2009 12:47:21 AM

Quote :

"or did the genetic engineer from south park need to make a QB with 4 asses?"

I loled

I was wondering the same thing. How can it even be an "ultimate QB" if you are putting resrictions on it in such a way. Can't "ultimate" traits transcend eras?

6/10/2009 12:48:43 AM

you should add that philip rivers is not allowed since we know that will make an already gay thread into an epic circle jerk

6/10/2009 12:49:45 AM

Brain - Joe Montana

Arm - Brett Favre

Heart - Brett Favre

Shoulders - John Elway

Legs - Michael Vick

Toughness - Brett Favre

6/10/2009 12:52:18 AM

I don't see how laser eyes/vision is not a category here. It's at least as good of a category as "shoulders". And I think we all know who wins in the laser eyes category.

6/10/2009 1:17:40 AM

brain - Kurt Warner
shoulders - Steve Young
arm - Drew Brees
heart - Brett Favre
legs - Michael Vick

face - Tom brady

(I can't remember far back enough if Brady and Vick played during Young's time, but everyone else fits the time contraints)

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 2:09 AM. Reason : -]

6/10/2009 2:07:40 AM

^ ghey


Brain - Joe Montana
Shoulders - Dan Marino
Arm - Warren Moon
Heart - John Elway
Legs - Randall Cunningham

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 2:10 AM. Reason : I think I just named the 1990 Pro Bowl QBs]

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 2:13 AM. Reason : nope, didn't get the Jims in there]

6/10/2009 2:08:44 AM

/thread

6/10/2009 2:16:39 AM

^

6/10/2009 3:00:17 AM

Sorry, to clarify the body parts have to all have been in the league for at least one year at the same time. So JTMONEYNCSU has Montana (who retired in 94) and Vick which won't work in this scenario. Yeah I thought about eyes but decided on brain because I don't have any clue who has 20/20 vision. But desision making is sort of an encompassing category that includes field vision. Toughness is a good category to add on.

Here is my QB:

Brain - Peyton Manning - Best field leader I have ever seen.

Shoulders - John Elway - 'The Drive' and tons of 4th quarter comebacks.

Arm - Steve Young - Going for accuracy over strength here. Top 3 all time in completion % and passer rating.

Heart - Doug Flutie - Seems like a guy who always wanted it more than everyone else.

Legs - Randall Cunningham - Fast as hell (for a QB) but had a pass first mentality

Toughness - Brett Favre - Just about impossible to injure.


[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 8:22 AM. Reason : df]

6/10/2009 8:20:45 AM

Brain – Ryan Leaf
Shoulders – Joey Harrington
Arm – Chad Pennington
Heart –Cleo Lemon
Legs – Byron Leftwich
Hands- David Carr
Ass – Jared Lorenzen
Cock – Tom Brady

6/10/2009 9:03:46 AM

RANDY.

FASANI.

who is now a Resource Officer who kind of resembles Jake Delhomme.

6/10/2009 9:22:17 AM

Man, Sports Talk blows during the summer.

6/10/2009 9:23:43 AM

^^^lol winnar

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 9:25 AM. Reason : er]

6/10/2009 9:25:12 AM

Brain-Harrison Beck
Shoulders-Jay Davis
Throwing Arm-Daniel Evans
Heart-Justin Burke
Legs-Marcus Stone

6/10/2009 9:38:58 AM

^Legs- Philip Rivers Marcus Stone was actually pretty quick.

6/10/2009 10:36:47 AM

^^ come on. what a crappy attempt to be funny. if you are going to list 'bad' NC State QBs at least mention Chris Hawkins who came in the same year as Stone. Or Chris Moore who came in a year before that. I'm not sure they ever even played a down at the position.

6/10/2009 10:45:12 AM

WHERE'S MIKE GRECO

6/10/2009 10:47:05 AM

lol I wasn't sure if he ever even made it to a practice so I didn't list him.

6/10/2009 10:49:19 AM

I think I remember Moore playing some garbage time behind Rivers and Davis, ESPN is no help though.

And wtf Miami LB Arthur Brown http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/teams/stats?teamId=152&year=2008

6/10/2009 10:52:18 AM

That's definitely suppose to be Andre Brown on his one trick play this year against Miami, haha.

6/10/2009 10:56:08 AM

will - tyler hansbrough

6/10/2009 11:24:05 AM

a wardrobe: Joe Namath





these are panty hose in the below picture

6/10/2009 11:57:35 AM

burning desire to win based on passed failed attempts: Uncle Rico

6/10/2009 12:02:48 PM

SO TOPICAL

6/10/2009 1:52:26 PM

Quote :

"arm - Drew Brees"

?

6/10/2009 6:54:51 PM

Brain-Peyton
Shoulders-Montana
Throwing Arm-Jeff George
Heart - Warner
Legs - Vick

6/10/2009 7:01:59 PM

Quote :

"Arm – Chad Pennington"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHA

6/10/2009 9:01:21 PM

Steve DeBerg
Steve DeBerg
Steve DeBerg
Steve DeBerg
Steve DeBerg
and...Steve DeBerg

6/11/2009 12:09:51 AM

^^ If you didn't notice, all his body parts were lol worthy.

6/11/2009 2:00:21 AM

Quote :

"Brain-Peyton Shoulders-Montana Throwing Arm-Jeff George Heart - Warner Legs - Vick"

6/11/2009 9:06:17 AM

what?

6/11/2009 12:08:19 PM

Peyton and Vick never played at the same time as Montana.

6/11/2009 3:00:42 PM

Oh gosh, Jaybee, you have violated the completely arbitrary rules of this stupid game.

6/11/2009 3:04:02 PM

The idea was to add a little extra thinking to the stupid game.

6/11/2009 3:08:17 PM

Brain - Rivers
Shoulders - Namath
Arm - Peyton
Heart - Montana
Legs - Steve Young

6/16/2009 2:27:23 PM

find dammit:

Brain-Peyton
Shoulders-Elway
Throwing Arm-Jeff George
Heart - Warner
Legs - Vick

6/16/2009 2:49:00 PM

the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

6/16/2009 2:50:03 PM

found it !

6/16/2009 2:56:51 PM

Quote :

"face - Tom brady"

fag

6/18/2009 8:07:53 AM

How was the laser vision gif not the first response to this thread?

My QB would share a birthday with:


[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 8:16 AM. Reason : -]

6/18/2009 8:13:49 AM