because i'd love to have one as a pet

6/11/2009 11:43:23 AM

Good for you son.

6/11/2009 11:43:39 AM

could i ride it? because then i'd be interested.

6/11/2009 11:43:57 AM

no, dodos are too small to ride

6/11/2009 11:44:36 AM

I don't know about that. This motherfucker looks like it would rip your face off.

6/11/2009 11:44:38 AM

The good thing about having a bird as a pet would be the free meal at the end of the ride

6/11/2009 11:45:29 AM

wish in one hand...

6/11/2009 11:45:37 AM

SHIT IN THE OTHER SON.

6/11/2009 11:46:16 AM

maybe i could train the dog or cat to ride it.

6/11/2009 11:46:21 AM

Quote :

"I don't know about that. This motherfucker looks like it would rip your face off."

when they existed, dodos were completely fearless of humans.

6/11/2009 11:46:44 AM

A lot of good that did em.

Humans - 1
Dodo Bird - 0

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:48 AM. Reason : s]

6/11/2009 11:47:50 AM

^^ where did you go to High School?

6/11/2009 11:48:16 AM

Page in Greensboro, why?

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:51 AM. Reason : .]

6/11/2009 11:51:06 AM

<-----Page class of 96

6/11/2009 11:52:25 AM

<-----Page class of 99

6/11/2009 11:53:16 AM

If you have your yearbook, you can see the sweet mullet I had in my senior picture

6/11/2009 12:03:54 PM

my 9-11th grade yearbooks are at my parents' house. i only have my senior yearbook at home. but i'll be sure to check that out.

6/11/2009 12:05:40 PM

6/11/2009 12:05:53 PM

fearlessness + flightlessness => downfall of the dodo

6/11/2009 12:07:12 PM

PEN15 CLUB => DOWNFALL OF THE DODO

6/11/2009 12:08:23 PM

if the introduction of dogs, pigs and rats results in the extinction of your species, it was probably past due anyway

6/11/2009 12:14:46 PM

6/11/2009 12:57:23 PM

IS THAT YOU SON?

6/11/2009 12:57:54 PM

survival of the fittest motherfuckers

6/11/2009 12:58:39 PM

I didn't know they had cameras in 1681.

6/11/2009 1:02:45 PM

i'd love to eat one

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : they must have been REALLY tasty ]

6/11/2009 1:05:09 PM

they did have pencil and paper though

6/11/2009 1:05:13 PM

NOT REALLY SON.

NOT REALLY.

6/11/2009 1:05:35 PM

Quote :

"i'd love to eat one they must have been REALLY tasty"

Quote :

"However, journals are full of reports regarding the bad taste and tough meat of the dodo, while other local species such as the Red Rail were praised for their taste."

--Wikipedia

6/11/2009 1:16:17 PM

GOD DAMMIT JESSE!

ALL WE'VE GOT IS THIS TOUGH ASS FUCKING DODO MEAT!!

6/11/2009 1:17:29 PM

Quote :

"When was it killed The very last dodo bird And was she aware She was the very last one --DM"

6/11/2009 2:01:13 PM

But you said you wouldn't date me if we were the last two dodo birds on the Earth.

6/11/2009 4:20:52 PM

seems like they would be easy enough to clone, there are similar species for hosts, and plenty of dead preserved ones.

6/11/2009 6:34:06 PM

dinosaur lookin mofo

6/11/2009 6:37:33 PM

there are some pretty close equivalents on here

6/11/2009 6:41:02 PM

Quote :

"The good thing about having a bird as a pet would be the free meal at the end of the ride"

you obviously have never eaten an older chicken

dodo MOA!

6/11/2009 8:39:03 PM

I had one a few years back. Tossed it out because I canceled my subscription to the newspaper because I was starting to get all my news online.

6/11/2009 9:03:09 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5596737/Uncovered-350-year-old-picture-of-dodo-before-it-was-extinct.html

7/7/2009 7:08:20 PM

i, too, would like a dodo

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM. Reason : they died out fairly recently, there has to be some way to get some DNA and jurassic park that shit]

7/7/2009 7:11:41 PM

I wish humanity hadn't killed off the thylacine.

7/7/2009 7:25:19 PM

^ there was a thing on natgeo or the history channel or something yesterday about how they might still be alive but i didnt watch it

7/7/2009 9:35:22 PM

Quote :

"I wish humanity hadn't killed off the thylacine"

you mean you wish the thylacine had been tougher

survival of the fittest, motherfuckers

7/7/2009 10:00:20 PM

7/7/2009 10:31:09 PM