I don't give a shit about this chick. But I was flipping through the channels the other night and I happened to see a picture of her toes!




http://www.tmz.com/tag/toes/

http://www.tmz.com/tag/mangled+toes/

Dear God! WTF?!!1

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 10:02 PM. Reason : PS: ]

6/11/2009 10:00:39 PM

Anyone who is stupid enough to wear girl's dress shoes, ever, deserves toes like that.
I'm sorry ladies, (and trannies,) but any of you that wear heels and other bullshit pointy shoes are fucking dumb.

6/11/2009 10:05:09 PM

bridget marquardt, that playmate from the girls next door, also has some sick toes. i made a thread a while back.

6/11/2009 10:05:11 PM

i can see the pixels

6/11/2009 10:06:01 PM

i can see the pixels

6/11/2009 10:06:01 PM

i can see the pixels

6/11/2009 10:06:01 PM

That looks like she stopped in the middle of taking off her nail polish on top of having some ugly toes.

6/11/2009 10:06:43 PM

I've never really though Lindsay Lohan was that attractive. Everyone always talked about how she was the hottest chick in "Mean Girls". I seemed to always be by myself when I said Anna Faris and Rachel McAdams were a lot better looking than her.

6/11/2009 10:11:22 PM

Quote :

"Anyone who is stupid enough to wear girl's dress shoes, ever, deserves toes like that. I'm sorry ladies, (and trannies,) but any of you that wear heels and other bullshit pointy shoes are fucking dumb."

you like your ladies in the orthopedic shoes, eh?

6/11/2009 10:11:46 PM

One guy on TMZ said it looked like she had been smoking with her toes.

Seriously, though, did she pass out drunk in an alley and rats gnawed those things or what? This chick has enough money to keep her toes looking good--and it's kind of her job to try to look good, you know?

6/11/2009 10:13:20 PM

Quote :

"you like your ladies in the orthopedic shoes, eh?"

No, but the whole, "I'm going to harm my feet, but it's okay, BECAUSE LOOK HOW PRETTY I AM!!" type of girl is huge turn-off. Fucked up feet is a deal breaker. These dumb bitches might as well get into foot binding...

6/11/2009 10:27:55 PM

WHOS

TOE


UP


""""

6/11/2009 10:42:40 PM

6/11/2009 10:59:41 PM

This has been done before. Only with someone's boobs hanging out.

6/11/2009 11:00:23 PM

Gotta inject the heroine somewhere

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2009 11:00:29 PM

^ A female hero is injected between Oprah's toes?

6/11/2009 11:08:07 PM

The heroine was for Lohan. I just posted the Oprah picture because its fucking weird

6/11/2009 11:08:47 PM

^ I was JK. It's heroin (a drug)--not "heroine" (a heroic female).

6/11/2009 11:14:30 PM

Yeah that's what girls feet look like when wearing high heels at all times of the day.

6/11/2009 11:32:03 PM

I think Oprah's bunions have become self aware.

6/11/2009 11:39:41 PM

^ Wow, I just noticed that. There is something sticking out that looks a bit like the boney crust of Doomsday on Oprah's left foot (by the pinky toe), isn't there?

6/11/2009 11:44:00 PM

not only that, oprahs feet are probably too wide for her shoes since shes always been chubby

6/11/2009 11:46:38 PM

last time i checked, you don't fuck their feet

6/11/2009 11:49:43 PM

Yeah, but if you know it's there you're going to be thinking about that shit every time a toenail scrapes down your leg.

6/11/2009 11:51:59 PM

you might, but I won't

I hate feet anyway. No matter how "pretty" they are. They are all ugly to me

and i can't think of a time ever when I have been balls deep in a hot chick and noticed a toenail scratching my leg

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM. Reason : a]

6/11/2009 11:52:58 PM

^^^ I wouldn't fuck anything attached to those feet. . .



. . .they look diseased.

And feet are a tremendous erogenous zone. But I guess you've always just prematurely ejaculated before you were able to explore any "zones."

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ^]

6/11/2009 11:56:36 PM

^^ ha ha...I bet you do from now on though. That shits in your head now.

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : l]

6/11/2009 11:57:03 PM

^^ let's be honest here, what would fuck you?

^ you might be right. DAMN YOU!

6/11/2009 11:58:06 PM

*tap tap tap*

6/11/2009 11:59:48 PM

you aye-aye

6/12/2009 12:00:53 AM

I have scabs on the top of my feet right now, but they look more like tuff looking than nasty looking.

6/12/2009 12:01:39 AM

^^^^ Thanks, bjeternal. Good info.

This thread's about Lohan's toes and related issues--not you fucking up and coming too quickly. Unless you prematurely ejaculated on some poor girl's toes! Did you? Is that why you're emotionally scarred by toes?

Just let it all out. Shit Shat is here to heal.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : ^]

6/12/2009 12:03:27 AM

wow dude, you are really weird

6/12/2009 12:11:23 AM

i dont even like evolution toed feet, let alone those.

not worthy of my seed

6/12/2009 12:13:33 AM

For the sake of argument, let's say that this fine specimen had those feet.


You are telling me that you would kick her out of bed?

6/12/2009 12:17:11 AM

if we kicked her out could we still do her first?

6/12/2009 12:18:20 AM

lol bjeternal

i actually missed you and your down syndromed ass, hooksaw

6/12/2009 12:18:49 AM

the bjeternal rib is circa 2003, just fyi

6/12/2009 12:19:44 AM

Like if she so much as gave you permission you wouldn't put one of those toes right in your mouth.

6/12/2009 12:20:11 AM

^ my point exactly

6/12/2009 12:20:45 AM

^x6 If I saw something like these heinous appendages first. . .



. . .YES! You see, visual cues are there for a reason.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : .]

6/12/2009 12:21:14 AM

oh, i would never give hooksaw props for real, fyi

he's pretty much the epitome of faggotry

6/12/2009 12:21:54 AM

if Lindsay Lohan wanted to fuck me, I would fuck her. Even after seeing that picture

you see, I am a straight male, and i like to have sex with hot chicks

6/12/2009 12:23:24 AM

6/12/2009 12:23:30 AM

and, for the record, i would give those toes the utmost love and affection

6/12/2009 12:25:50 AM

You and bjeternal have at it, GenghisFuckFace. YUMMY!

6/12/2009 12:29:47 AM

Quote :

"You are telling me that you would kick her out of bed?"

Nah, but I'd be like "baby I got a fun and crazy idea...Let's wear socks while we have sex!!!"

6/12/2009 12:29:58 AM

lol, really, that's the best you can do?

i thought a genius like you could do better. guess you just can't spare the time for fuck faces like me.

6/12/2009 12:30:58 AM

it's easy to pick the virgin in this thread

6/12/2009 12:31:10 AM

I love ugly toes 'cause I'm straight! No, really--I am! I swear! --bjeternal and his buddy



[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:35 AM. Reason : PS: STFU and troll elsewhere. ]

6/12/2009 12:33:58 AM