and now my left nut hurts, do I have a hernia?

6/13/2009 7:42:40 PM

it's cancer

they'll need to amputate

6/13/2009 7:43:17 PM

your ballsack tubes have become tangled, they will need to be untangled

6/13/2009 7:44:46 PM

your ballsack tubes have become tangled, they will need to be untangled

6/13/2009 7:44:46 PM

I think I can smell it

6/13/2009 7:44:55 PM

I bet it was a milk fart to you faggot slave

6/13/2009 7:51:54 PM

stale beer farts are the worst

6/13/2009 7:53:19 PM

it might be lupus.

6/13/2009 7:55:45 PM

it was definitely a chinese takeout fart, general tso is on the march to my colon

Quote :

"your ballsack tubes have become tangled, they will need to be untangled"

so i felt em, and the big end of the left one was pointing forward and the right was pointing back wards, and i spun the left one around and it fells better

[Edited on June 13, 2009 at 7:59 PM. Reason : i'll be damned]

6/13/2009 7:56:43 PM

looks like we'll have to do some minor brain surgery.

6/13/2009 9:12:22 PM

Quote :

"general tso is on the march to my colon"

lol

6/13/2009 10:45:36 PM

i felt like it was the chinese new year with all the fireworkscoming out of my ass this morning, couldn't even wipe, had to pat, but god damn that was some good general tso chicken, i think the dude got insulted when i said it wasnt hot enough last time, and he tried to go over the top, but failed, silly azians, you dont have mexicant spices

6/14/2009 12:11:02 PM

Quote :

"mexicant spices"

6/14/2009 1:02:00 PM

is a Nitrocloud the result of an epiclong fart?

6/14/2009 3:12:11 PM

i once killed a pet hamster when i farted while it was resting in my lap

6/14/2009 3:13:12 PM

i accidentally a whole potato, is this bad?

6/14/2009 3:40:57 PM

Testicular Torsion

6/14/2009 4:10:03 PM

4^ I might be speaking a lot of hot air, but you're just a pile of shit.

6/14/2009 4:44:51 PM

that would be dangerous, my standard gas tends to flame up inside my boxers when i light it and burn off all my ass hair while Ashes and Tiberius are rolling around on the floor laughing at me

6/14/2009 9:00:19 PM

Full blown AIDS

6/14/2009 9:08:30 PM

You have Post-Emission Testicular Discombobulation.

There is a cure, but frankly it's worse than the disease since the testicles will recompose themselves naturally over time.

6/14/2009 9:20:49 PM