My girlfriend called me. I'm at work btw. We were just bullshitting about this and that and at one point she goes 'I got the urge to send you some dirty text messages but I didn't know what would be too dirty. Is there such a thing as too dirty for you?' and I was like 'Well it wouldn't really be cool if you sent me a picture of you shitting. That would be pretty gross'. Right after I heard the 2 guys in the cubes near mine start laughing.

6/15/2009 4:14:19 PM

Now she should send you pictures of her shitting. On your toothbrush.

6/15/2009 4:15:10 PM

How bout she fucks your dad and takes a pic of her gargling the jizz like its Listerine and your dad is giving a thumbs up with his cock still at 3/4th's attention in the background

6/15/2009 4:17:27 PM

Ewww nigga you crazy

6/15/2009 4:17:53 PM

slave bringin the lols like usual

6/15/2009 4:18:21 PM

Cubes?

6/15/2009 4:19:22 PM

the correct answer is No there isnt anything too dirty (that a female mind can conjure up especially if she asks the question.)

[Edited on June 15, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : .]

6/15/2009 4:19:26 PM

would she put a caption on it saying she is gargling? otherwise it would just look like she is looking at the ceiling.

[Edited on June 15, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : i before e except after c]

6/15/2009 4:19:40 PM

I mean her face would look like a glazed donut, so there's no way you don't instantly know its nut

6/15/2009 4:20:57 PM

those peter north super powers

6/15/2009 4:23:12 PM

If you lean back at the moment of release you can get more arch on your shot

Otherwise it comes out line drive style like Shaq's free throws

Its not as aesthetically pleasing

6/15/2009 4:24:25 PM

I thought about asking my boyfriend the same question but then realized it was a stupid question.

6/15/2009 4:26:32 PM

^ ftw

6/15/2009 4:31:21 PM