This dude killed a fly with his bare hands.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/06/17/obama.fly.swat.cnn

6/17/2009 4:42:44 PM

he killed the economy too

6/17/2009 4:44:34 PM

6/17/2009 4:45:14 PM

Good point

6/17/2009 4:45:27 PM

Yeah, but can he catch it, without killing it, with chopsticks?

6/17/2009 4:45:29 PM

http://www1.varitalk.com/work/entertainment_marketing/content_details.php?content_id=0

In case you really want things to get out of hand...

6/17/2009 4:54:52 PM

that's nothing. Michelle could kill it just by looking at it.

6/17/2009 5:00:50 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!

really? i do this shit on the regular.

6/17/2009 5:01:21 PM

this just in: obama took a shit

6/17/2009 5:16:31 PM

do you older TWWers remember that poem i wrote about killing a fly back like 2003

6/17/2009 5:19:46 PM

but is he dexterous enough to duck flying footwear projectiles?

6/17/2009 5:21:23 PM

Quote :

""ODE to teh owned fly" You bitch fly, how dareth thee Approacheth, in aerial fashion, me. Your silent attack will not be forgotten But, mother fucker, you have been downtrodden. You came close to the Peeps that are stuck to the ceiling. But later you experienced a most horrifying feeling. Apocalypse went though your mind with a fiery night Fluorescent sunfire encompassing your undivided sight. But, whore ass, your end was all due in time Your last flight of freedom, followed by the deathbell's chime. I hate you, you buzzing bitch, and now your gone, Ha Ha Ha, you asshole, you aint even gettin a tombstone. You are only attached in eternity to duck tape, You idiot, my door was open the entire time for your escape. But NO, you chose to be the daredevil that you are, And face the inevitability to eternally be stuck in grey tar. Respect the Duck Tape and respect my room. Your bitchass better not get stuck in my broom. dweedle, 4/27/2003, Carroll Hall"

6/17/2009 5:40:06 PM

where are the insect rights people when you need them....

6/17/2009 5:46:34 PM

i dont give a fuck what cats gotta say Bush is the man

6/17/2009 5:55:09 PM

^^^ that's terrible

I hope you did that for class and don't sit around writing poems for shits

6/17/2009 5:58:20 PM

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"he killed the economy too"

Gotta love how peckerwood traffic cops are always bitching about the government when they are some of the last gainfully employed people in the country on account of the government.

Tsk tsk, talking shit about your employer.

6/17/2009 5:58:25 PM

nah my class ones were worth a damn 2-3 years later when i took the course for an english elective

6/17/2009 6:01:11 PM

But...can said skills pay the bills?

6/17/2009 6:01:37 PM

RAWRDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH

6/17/2009 6:02:33 PM

Rawr how dare this country be anything other than an oligarchy owned by bankers and a small enclave of wealthy capitalists

6/17/2009 6:06:14 PM

youre such a whiney little cunt McDanger

6/17/2009 6:18:25 PM

Redistributionist in Chief

6/17/2009 6:19:00 PM

"fuck any and everything in the name of saving our oligarchs. it is the american way."
- george washington

6/17/2009 6:41:27 PM

"crying about people who cry about stuff gets shit done, but only when on message boards, and only when you quote it"
- george washington

6/17/2009 6:46:40 PM

well clearly we're all wasting our time here

6/17/2009 6:51:31 PM

6/17/2009 9:25:55 PM

Kev...Kevi... Kevin...KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN?

6/17/2009 9:29:03 PM

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"how dare this country be anything other than an oligarchy owned by bankers and a small enclave of wealthy capitalists"

Seeing how they can't raise my taxes or send me to war, I will stick with them before some statist.

6/17/2009 10:58:44 PM