I've been in my house sick all fucking week

with the swine flu

and some god damn kids (i'm assuming it was kids) just now decide to roll up and to a fucking drive-by of my fucking house.

i'm so fucking pissed. I have not caused any harm to any of my fucking neighbors since i've been living here.

6/18/2009 12:12:36 AM

drive by?

like shooting?

6/18/2009 12:13:25 AM

^

6/18/2009 12:14:05 AM

6/18/2009 12:14:11 AM

drive by?

like shooting?

6/18/2009 12:14:20 AM

RIP SWEET PRINCE

6/18/2009 12:14:24 AM

i too have had swine flu and drive bys.

6/18/2009 12:14:31 AM

nah, eggs.


but i didn't know what the hell it was at first.

6/18/2009 12:14:41 AM

they, like the rest of us, must have heard that fresh eggs cure swine flu

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 12:15 AM. Reason : glad to hear you didn't get shot in the face by swine bullets though]

6/18/2009 12:15:16 AM

pretty sure smath is a teacher. if students egg u that means they love u

6/18/2009 12:16:08 AM

Quote :

"FUCKING SWINE BULLETS"

6/18/2009 12:16:37 AM

That's some bad damn luck. Hose that shit off quickly if you've got the energy to. Otherwise get somebody out there to powerwash your house post-haste.

Also, holy fuck @ swine flu. I saw you mentioning they were testing you for it but I didn't read that they'd confirmed the diagnosis yet. I am guessing it just feels like an exceptionally shitty version of the flu?

6/18/2009 12:17:01 AM

in on page 1

6/18/2009 12:17:48 AM

SWINE FLU IS FAKE

6/18/2009 12:18:40 AM

I used to be all about throwing some eggs

my crowning achievement was when me and a friend rode in the back of a pickup truck and I hit this fat bitch Cary mom who was out for a walk right in the chest of her reflective jersey

I was a little fucker, but it sure was fun at the time

6/18/2009 12:18:43 AM

You should go to school and infect everyone there as punishment

6/18/2009 12:21:29 AM

omg you have swine flu



GET OFF MY INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

6/18/2009 12:21:43 AM

Quote :

"TRANSMITTING DISEASES ONLINE"

6/18/2009 12:22:27 AM

eggs sometimes sound like bullets...

6/18/2009 12:22:34 AM

you see,

words...are like bullets

6/18/2009 12:25:37 AM

I always got too anxious and the egg would break in my hand before I could let it go

That same death grip has paid incredible dividends over the course of my beat off career

6/18/2009 12:28:44 AM

Quote :

"HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!"

6/18/2009 1:19:20 AM

6/18/2009 1:21:19 AM

6/18/2009 5:02:34 AM

GODDAMN KIDS WITH THEIR ROCK MUSIC GET OFF MY LAWN

6/18/2009 5:36:49 AM

be sure to wash that junk off before it dries

eggs ruin car paint

6/18/2009 11:11:08 AM

I thought you were gonna blame the kids for teh fl00

6/18/2009 11:12:35 AM

gotta watch those kids, they carry the AIDS

6/18/2009 11:37:40 AM

hey a flu buddy!!!
high five??

6/18/2009 11:41:11 AM

well i probably DID get the flu from kids at school... symptoms showed up 2 days after school let out for the summer.

6/18/2009 11:59:02 AM