So our office is small..16 people at full capacity, but usually around 11-12. We have this chick that puts out, and has fucked every guy in this place. And even a few of the women.

Would you tap that ass? Or do you prefer less popular pussy?

6/18/2009 11:04:43 AM

shiiiiit


might as well.

6/18/2009 11:06:10 AM

what does she look like?

6/18/2009 11:06:12 AM

i'm down with LPP

6/18/2009 11:06:32 AM

Depends on how crazy or stupid she is.

6/18/2009 11:06:59 AM

She's not black, if that's what you mean.

6/18/2009 11:07:19 AM

Is this thread really about yourself?

6/18/2009 11:08:48 AM

8/10

6/18/2009 11:09:06 AM

6/18/2009 11:09:28 AM

only do it if you can do it at work. if you have to take her home she's gonna think you are in love

6/18/2009 11:10:03 AM

well in the situation you described i'd definitely get down. shes putting it out there so shes just DTF and theres nothing wrong with that. i'd consider it more along the lines of a rite of passage.

on an entirely unrelated note where do you work and are they hiring?

6/18/2009 11:10:17 AM

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"only do it if you can do it at work. if you have to take her home she's gonna think you are in love"

Yeah, I've encountered the copy room door locked several times, and then 20 minutes later I've watched her walk out with another coworker of mine. So I'm guessing she operates under the same ideals. Should be an easy score!

6/18/2009 11:11:23 AM

Must be good for office morale.

6/18/2009 11:12:36 AM

Shadowrunner

what's up with that thread of yours

6/18/2009 11:13:46 AM

Yes

I just wouldn't IM her during the day talking about it.

6/18/2009 11:14:28 AM

You've learned a lesson sir!

6/18/2009 11:14:49 AM

send her the link to this thread and tell her that you guys have to fuck bc tww said it was a good idea.

6/18/2009 11:15:19 AM

it was worth it

6/18/2009 11:15:35 AM

@FroshKiller

I'm leaving tomorrow to go to Alaska for a week, so it'll probably wait until after I'm back home.

How's the human fighter coming along?

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 11:16 AM. Reason : ]

6/18/2009 11:16:30 AM

some offices have free bottled water and coffee, some have free sl00ts. ill take it!

6/18/2009 11:17:01 AM

I'm considering dropping off a box of condoms at her desk, Magnums of course. When she sees them she'll immediately look eagerly around the office to see who left them. We'll make eye contact, head back to the copy room, sanitize the copier (because surely it's already been used once today) and bang it out real quick like. Hope she's not a screamer!

6/18/2009 11:18:27 AM

wait, but you're a chic. why would you need condoms?

6/18/2009 11:20:51 AM

The human fighter is mighty dope. See my thread in Entertainment for fresh details posted this morning: message_topic.aspx?topic=568785

Also, have fun in Alaska.

6/18/2009 11:20:54 AM

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"The ass where I work is gross and has smelled like fish for over a month."

6/18/2009 11:21:07 AM

Quote :

"wait, but you're a chic. why would you need condoms?"

It's a parody, play along.

6/18/2009 11:21:17 AM

you should thumpher

6/18/2009 11:22:17 AM

what about the communal dick. I am trying to go for that title except there are no chicks here. any chicks want to come to my office and do me?

6/18/2009 11:35:10 AM

Do you have a copy room and/or storage room with a locking door? If not, I suppose your back seat is fine, as long as you have a big SUV with lots of room to move around.

6/18/2009 11:35:59 AM

so at this place I used to work, there was this girl who was really flirty with a few of the males in the office. me, being the new guy, stayed away so I could figure out what was up. well after a few months there, she started being flirty with me. I also noticed that she and other males would always have "private conversations" which included a lot of snickering, flirty touching, etc.

well after about 2 months of her flirting with me, one of the other guys she flirted with started to tell me, "if you want it man, just go get it. she's got all you'll ever need. I can see it in your eyes, and I know you want it". I was a little intrigued, so I decided to feel things out a little more.

turns out, she was just selling pot.

6/18/2009 11:39:52 AM

I have an '76 VW van with a lay down bed in it. you wanna do me in that?

6/18/2009 11:41:03 AM

I'm sorry, but if your vehicle isn't at least a 2005 something-or-other then you are SO not worth my time.

I have standards yo.

6/18/2009 11:42:04 AM

I got an '04 6' bed.

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : a]

6/18/2009 11:42:31 AM

come on. chicks who bang in cars dont care what kind of car it is. if i sling you the good stuff it shouldnt matter that we are in my van.

6/18/2009 11:44:39 AM

you're right.

i'm about to take my lunch hour, you free?

6/18/2009 11:45:36 AM

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"I'm sorry, but if your vehicle isn't at least a 2005 something-or-other then you are SO not worth my time. I have standards yo."

That is some stuck-up shit right there. I really hope you were joking

6/18/2009 11:47:27 AM

yeah meet me in the K-mart parking lot on Western. I'll be the guy in the VW van ready to do it.

6/18/2009 11:47:49 AM

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"That is some stuck-up shit right there. I really hope you were joking"

this whole thread is a joke homey, i'm married

Quote :

"yeah meet me in the K-mart parking lot on Western. I'll be the guy in the VW van ready to do it."

my husband works in the office buildings across from teh Kmart. can he join us?

6/18/2009 11:48:52 AM

Eiffel Tower?????????? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I assume he would get mad if i actually do you. so i call the mouth

6/18/2009 11:49:58 AM

That made me LOL

6/18/2009 11:52:22 AM

nice. dont tell hubby

6/18/2009 11:53:43 AM

So you're saying you're jealous of the girl who everyone is attracted to, and even though what she's doing is pretty slutty you wish that people would pay as much attention to you as she gets. Gotcha.

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

6/18/2009 11:56:57 AM

^^He post stalks me regularly.

^This was a parody. You read way too much into it.

6/18/2009 12:13:54 PM