while i was talkin to her on AIM. She decided it would be funny to make my AIM name her user id

JOY

6/18/2009 10:57:30 PM

i hate women named joy

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : not big on emotions being names]

6/18/2009 10:58:22 PM

you're gay?

6/18/2009 10:58:40 PM

6/18/2009 10:58:46 PM

Your gf joined match? That's a surefire sign she's cheating on you.

6/18/2009 10:58:57 PM

its not as bad as having a stripper pole in your apt/house/dwelling

6/18/2009 10:59:58 PM

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"you're gay?"

I, too, didn't know this.

Or are you using "girlfriend" in the 90s way chicks would use it to mean "one of my best friends".

6/18/2009 11:00:09 PM

of course she means friend, otherwise that's a two-timing bitch she's dealing with

6/18/2009 11:01:39 PM

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"not big on emotions being names"

emotion-names are fine by me...what I don't like are virtue-names such as Chastity and Charity

vice names (Duplicity, Gluttony, Debauchery) are a-ok, though

6/18/2009 11:01:54 PM

what the fuck is happening ITT

6/18/2009 11:03:25 PM

i would totally bang a girl named debauchery

6/18/2009 11:09:55 PM

safe bet she puts out

6/18/2009 11:11:02 PM

i made a bullshit account to see what kind of women were on there

very disappointing

6/18/2009 11:15:05 PM

debauchery could be sketchy
youd def have to wrap b4 you tapped

6/18/2009 11:15:26 PM

hahaha

WRAP

IT

UP

6/18/2009 11:17:27 PM

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"Or are you using "girlfriend" in the 90s way chicks would use it to mean "one of my best friends"

I never liked that.
You'd think that all women, wanting to avoid the stereotype of being stupid, would actually use words correctly.
"girlfriend" means you are lovers.

6/18/2009 11:34:14 PM

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"Or are you using "girlfriend" in the 90s way chicks would use it to mean "one of my best friends"

6/18/2009 11:38:57 PM

^^
yes, they should have talked to Willy Nilly, to whom all educated people defer as the end-all and be-all authority for the meanings of English words

6/18/2009 11:41:52 PM

this just in....some words have multiple meanings

6/18/2009 11:44:02 PM

also, the authority on whether or not Tiberius's racial comments are funny or acceptable

6/18/2009 11:44:25 PM

honestly, why can't they just say friend

6/18/2009 11:51:34 PM

Don't go there, girlfriend. And if you're gonna go there, would you pick me up some sweet tea and fried chicken?

6/18/2009 11:53:41 PM

Willy Nilly: is now an inappropriate time for a racial comment?

6/18/2009 11:56:54 PM

damn...guess he's gone. he should give out his cell # for emergencies like this

6/19/2009 12:08:38 AM

cool story bro

6/19/2009 12:10:04 AM

6/19/2009 12:16:38 AM

we all (as roomies) collectively loled

6/19/2009 12:18:36 AM

^^haha

6/19/2009 12:21:05 AM

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"some words have multiple meanings"

This is only acceptable when the various meanings are completely different (and not at all similar)... or even different types of words. (noun, verb, adjective, etc.)

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"honestly, why can't they just say friend"

Because we don't call them out on it enough. If we give them more grief over it, they'll start using the right words.

[Edited on June 19, 2009 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ]

6/19/2009 12:35:38 AM

OH SHIT!

OBIE FERNANDEZ IS PISSED!

6/19/2009 12:36:58 AM

Unforgivable.

6/19/2009 12:38:09 AM

6/19/2009 12:38:28 AM

I'd be more pissed that my parents named me Courtenay.

[Edited on June 19, 2009 at 3:24 AM. Reason : d]

6/19/2009 3:23:45 AM

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"i made a bullshit account to see what kind of women were on there very disappointing"

You don't need to make up some lame story to cover up the fact you were wife hunting on the internet.

6/19/2009 7:32:20 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-hollywood-ham/confused-bono-facing-barr_b_217211.html

6/19/2009 7:57:18 PM