inspired by a textfromlastnight post.

1. "THERE CAN ONLY BE BUT ONE HIGHLANDER"
2. "hehe, i love glue"
3. "GET YOUR OVALTINE!"
4. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

6/20/2009 5:10:21 PM

JAZZHANDS
JAZZHANDS
JAZZHANDS

6/20/2009 5:11:20 PM

the sound the cant-bust-those-cuffs midget makes when he tries to bust those cuffs

6/20/2009 5:12:30 PM

moose slap

When pounding a woman from the rear, slap her in the back of her head (with any body part). When she looks back, stick your tongue out and touch your thumbs to your ears while wiggling out the other fingers, so that you look like a moose.

Dude, I moose slapped that bitch so hard it knocked her off my cock.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose+slap

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 5:17 PM. Reason : V LOL that gave me a good laugh]

6/20/2009 5:15:32 PM

OUR UAV IS ONLINE !!!

6/20/2009 5:16:29 PM

i like turtles

6/20/2009 5:18:48 PM

KAMEHAMEHA!!

6/20/2009 5:20:10 PM

^^^^fuck dat, just donkey punch


SECTOR CLEAR

6/20/2009 5:20:45 PM

Quote :

"^^^^fuck dat, just donkey punch"

haha. dutch oven, Swedish rodeo, the spiderman, russian candy cane. i knew more in HS but I've forgotten a lot of them.

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 5:25 PM. Reason : V alternative: money's on the dresser.]

6/20/2009 5:22:11 PM

do you accept personal checks?

OR

I think the camera was on standby, we have to do it again.

[Edited on June 20, 2009 at 5:25 PM. Reason : ...]

6/20/2009 5:23:25 PM

^^shit son, that's all high school is about. pink sock was EPIC

6/20/2009 5:25:07 PM

"hey ho you're on the pill right?"

6/20/2009 5:25:48 PM

Quote :

"^^shit son, that's all high school is about. pink sock was EPIC"

we called it cow tongue.

6/20/2009 5:26:56 PM

considering i live in charlotte, we don't really associate cows with sex

6/20/2009 5:28:14 PM

lol, how do cows reproduce in charlotte then?

6/20/2009 6:00:22 PM

^they don't, any cow seen is immediately relocated or eaten.

6/20/2009 6:25:53 PM

bump hump

6/21/2009 1:11:53 PM

Quote :

"(845): He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right? "

6/23/2009 7:12:13 PM