But most dress/button-down shirts have vertical stripes.....

this has been a slaptit presentation

6/22/2009 4:41:50 PM

THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED PLAID, SON

6/22/2009 4:42:18 PM

me having the degree i have allows me to know why this is

but it does not allow me to have a job right now

6/22/2009 4:43:28 PM

pilgrimshoes rocks the shit out of some horizontal striped shirts while he's jerking off the invisible guy next to him

6/22/2009 4:43:51 PM

i would imagine vertical stripes on dress shirts have the slimming/elongating elegant effect??

6/22/2009 4:45:03 PM

Would a shirt with stripes that are angled cause a rip in space/time?

6/22/2009 4:45:36 PM

no but they'd probably require a jacquard loom

6/22/2009 4:46:42 PM

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" me having the degree i have allows me to know why this is but it does not allow me to have a job right now "

6/22/2009 4:53:10 PM

weft factor 5 mr. sulu

6/22/2009 6:09:47 PM

^^^^
no need to put a / there ....if you rip one, you rip the other

although that's probably what you meant...this post was worthless

6/22/2009 6:10:56 PM

why is it.

6/22/2009 6:57:07 PM

damn it, i wanted an answer

6/23/2009 10:12:50 PM

why is it.

6/23/2009 10:13:50 PM

Then ask for it

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"i would imagine vertical stripes on dress shirts have the slimming/elongating elegant effect?? "

That is not why.

6/23/2009 10:14:12 PM

because Goths make dress/button-down shirts and you know the tendency of Gothic architecture to incorporate vertical lines, so as to suggest heaven and whatnot
(I of course mean original Goths, not Marilyn Manson Goths)

whereas polo shirts, as everyone knows, are manufactured by worldly atheists

6/23/2009 10:15:49 PM

wouldn't vertical stripes be harder to do with the type o fabric in a polo shirt because of the way its woven? With a dress shirt you could just turn that fabric however you wanted.

but i don't know anything about this stuff, i too am curious

6/23/2009 10:16:55 PM

why is it.

6/23/2009 10:18:33 PM

This leaves your theory in shambles!

6/23/2009 10:26:17 PM