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lol i love deviantart but this is something else completely

6/22/2009 9:37:57 PM

JACKPOT!

6/22/2009 9:38:49 PM

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"So, there's this guy, we'll call him Dave. We've been involved since about december so what's that...like 5 months or so. To begin with the pertinent info, we're both 17, he's half a year younger than I, this is a first relationship for both of us. He's absolutely everything a girl could want in a guy, energetic, engaged, caring, thoughtful, good-looking, tall (good for me, seeing as I'm 5'8 :S) and just all around a really awesome guy. That's what really attracted him to me in the first place, and I pursued this relationship. After about 2 months of flirting and hint giving, he started returning the signals and then just one day he straight out told me he liked me and wanted to go out with me. Needless to say I was like HOMGOSH HECK YES!!!@#*($ Well it's been 5 months now and I'm starting to realize that there are just some differences between me and Dave that are too big to ignore anymore. One of the big ones is that he is so. freaking. innocent. Initially I wasn't bothered by the age gap of 6 months, but I'm starting to realize just how far behind me he is in terms of maturity. Maybe if we were to come back to this in 3 years or so, things would be different, but for now I'm starting to feel like a mother caring for a child. I'm not a natural born leader or motherer, I want someone who can take care of me."

HOMGOSH HECK YES!!@#*($

6/22/2009 9:39:35 PM

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"Hello. About me, I love Purity, Neopets, Draik, Cute. But I don't know how to find a true friend for me that I like: -In YouTube ([link]), nobody is really friendly with me and when I want to submit a comment to a video that I like to laugh, somebody mock to me or my comment is voted poor (like that: -1). And Newgrounds is the same thing. -In JellyNeoForums ([link]), Phoenixie ([link]) said me when I send my artwork in deviantART who's sure that people here would love it, but nobody reply me only one message. -In my school, almost all peoples are unfriendly with me becoming a friend in deviantART. I have an only two perhaps, but they seem to don't able and interest to register themselves to sites. And almost all the others think I am a looser. I live in region with french Canadians, but nobody please me and they upset me."

bingo

6/22/2009 9:42:39 PM

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"I'm 20, haven't been on a date since December, and I still can't drive. I'm out of college for the summer and multiple unsuccessful times I've tried to ask girls out. College aside, I seriously don't know where to begin my search to find a date. I haven't been to the mall in ages, and that's really the most likely choice for me to go. However, when it's not that, I'm at a serious loss. It's summer and movies are coming out all over the place. Where, and at what times, should I begin my search for a date? -- Call me Durango."

hahahaha..the...hahahahaha...the mall?!

how is noone else loving this?

6/22/2009 9:49:35 PM

lolololol
just point them all to wherever the furry's section is, problem solved.

6/22/2009 9:51:56 PM