I bought some Gold Bond

for my bawls

you, %n, care deeply about this issue

6/22/2009 10:40:43 PM

welcome to 1 day ago

6/22/2009 10:42:13 PM

And your mom is here!




OH SNAP!

6/22/2009 10:43:22 PM

i don't imagine that would've helped keep the tick off my bawls this afternoon

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : DAMMIT I WASTED A PALINDROME ON YOUR GAYNESS EMCE]

6/22/2009 10:44:36 PM

really?

6/22/2009 10:44:57 PM

way to go EMCE

6/22/2009 10:45:22 PM

I'm only 26
but my Gold Bonded pubes say that I'm 67

6/22/2009 10:46:28 PM

i bought some of that for this summer.

will report back with results/judgement.

6/22/2009 10:46:34 PM

look here you, I'm willing to bet "%n" doesn't give a SHIT about your Gold Bond!
or wonder if it's the cooling kind with menthol
or if you beat them softly together like cleaning erasers in elementary school after you apply it

6/22/2009 10:48:27 PM

I let my balls beat methodically against my dark, hard, wood after applying the POWDAH

6/22/2009 10:50:40 PM

"I like to apply my powdah under my massive moobs and to prevent heat rash betwixt my thighs"
- - Mr. Ted Kennedy

6/22/2009 10:54:46 PM

^ahahahahahah

6/22/2009 10:55:18 PM

shit yeah, son

6/22/2009 10:56:43 PM