Luckily for you there is KUSH SUPPORT, for only $55 you can shove a makeshift dildo in between them. Problem solved.


Infomercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E

6/23/2009 3:07:15 PM

youre fuckin pathetic

6/23/2009 3:07:51 PM

search first you fucking idiot.

6/23/2009 3:07:56 PM

i usually dont tip when im eating that crap eastern nc bbq, but when im eating that western red sauce style i will tip > %35
i usually dont tip when im eating that crap eastern nc bbq, but when im eating that western red sauce style i will tip > %35
i usually dont tip when im eating that crap eastern nc bbq, but when im eating that western red sauce style i will tip > %35
i usually dont tip when im eating that crap eastern nc bbq, but when im eating that western red sauce style i will tip > %35
i usually dont tip when im eating that crap eastern nc bbq, but when im eating that western red sauce style i will tip > %35

6/23/2009 3:08:46 PM

^^^, ^^this is why we can't have nice things

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 3:09 PM. Reason : n]

6/23/2009 3:08:47 PM

sometimes but i'm not using one of those things

6/23/2009 3:11:44 PM

get a guy, spoon, his hand will work

6/23/2009 3:12:39 PM

When you only have 12 posts, everything is new to you.

6/23/2009 3:13:15 PM

yeah, my girl loves for me to reach over there and support the top one when we're spooning. says it takes the pressure off or something

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : i, too, have gently held a titty.]

6/23/2009 3:13:23 PM

Quote :

"GENTLY HELD TITTY"

6/23/2009 3:14:52 PM

SUPPLE VAG TITTIES

6/23/2009 3:18:48 PM

hah, my boss came in while i was looking at this thread

she said "damn, i wish i had one of those when i was pregnant"

for the record, she has beautiful knockers

6/23/2009 3:22:11 PM

Quote :

"When you only have 12 posts, everything is new to you"

\

you need to search before posting. if your so new. look around at everything

6/23/2009 3:22:57 PM

I sleep with a robot between mine.

6/23/2009 3:25:16 PM

"robot" is codename for "nrr's dick"

6/23/2009 3:26:26 PM

i have a body pillow that fits nicely between my legs and comes up far enough to tuck underneath the titties, to give them a nice resting place

besides, that thing doesn't look comfortable at all

6/23/2009 3:26:31 PM

Quote :

"for the record, she has beautiful knockers "

pics?

6/23/2009 3:29:14 PM

^^

6/23/2009 3:30:06 PM

6/23/2009 3:30:27 PM

6/23/2009 3:30:27 PM

Quote :

"you need to search before posting. if your so new. look around at everything"

I did search before I posted. Maybe you should buy a Kush Support in ebony and shove it up your asshole so youre not so grumpy. Id be glad to help :]

6/23/2009 3:30:34 PM

Shove Drano down your throat so you wont be so existent

6/23/2009 3:31:58 PM

ZING

6/23/2009 3:32:32 PM

i like this noob

6/23/2009 3:33:03 PM

the useless shit people try to invent these days kills me
example: this bullshit and the snuggie

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : i too like that n00b, (ps am i still a n00b?)]

6/23/2009 3:33:52 PM

I use a pillow for this purpose, keeps the sweat out. and makes pillow happy.

6/23/2009 3:35:54 PM

Quote :

"i too like that n00b, (ps am i still a n00b?)]"

yep, youre a noob until you show us your titties

6/23/2009 3:37:40 PM

Quote :

"MAKES PILLOW HAPPY"

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : ^lol]

6/23/2009 3:38:48 PM

lol @ the two flat chested women that just commented

6/23/2009 3:39:11 PM

Quote :

"When you only have 12 posts, everything is new to you."

Let me know if you need any technical kush support

6/23/2009 3:40:32 PM

Quote :

" Maybe you should buy a Kush Support in ebony and shove it up your asshole so youre not so grumpy.] "

ha listen scallywag, a pm was enough. you dont need to keep stressing your point. you sound grumpy yourself. Maybe you need a good dicking or something IDK.

Ive been dealing with convicts all day, so yes, im a little tired of seeing the same thing over and over again, but hey thats just how this site works.

I think we got off on the wrong foot

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ^^i loled at this]

6/23/2009 3:40:41 PM

Am I one of the lucky flat chested girls, EMCE?

6/23/2009 3:42:09 PM

the snuggie is definitely bullshit. the DOUBLE SNUGGIE, however, is fucking awesome. not that i, like, OWN one. it's just that i only enjoy that part of the snuggie infomercial. i can't even begin to imagine what it would take to get my husband into one of those things. find me a couple out there who hang out together in a double snuggie, i'd love to meet them...

6/23/2009 3:43:31 PM

I PM'ed you asking asking for a sexy cybering session, dont hold that against me.

6/23/2009 3:44:43 PM

da fuck is going on here?

6/23/2009 3:45:58 PM

^^ haha i going cat fight a newb

was just coming in here to say
attn users with <1000 posts

6/23/2009 3:49:15 PM

Quote :

"I PM'ed you asking asking for a sexy cybering session, dont hold that against me. "

If i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6/23/2009 3:50:42 PM

^ you're lucky i know your kidding or id beat you too

6/23/2009 4:03:55 PM

heck yeah, kiwi

mosquito bite havin' mofo

6/23/2009 4:04:55 PM

6/23/2009 4:05:40 PM

Quote :

"Maybe you need a good dicking or something IDK. "

lol

6/23/2009 4:15:21 PM

^^ ha im glad you think its funny babe, but i could take you down in 20 seconds

Quote :

"ha listen scallywag, a pm was enough. you dont need to keep stressing your point. you sound grumpy yourself. Maybe you need a good dicking or something IDK. Ive been dealing with convicts all day, so yes, im a little tired of seeing the same thing over and over again, but hey thats just how this site works. I think we got off on the wrong foot"

ha not as bad as when people post the same thing over and over , k i just lih

dealing with convicts? dont even talk to me about that ive dealt with the DUMBEST of criminals ive ever had to in the past year and a half ive been here

and your last comment makes me think she doesnt have a foot and your making fun of that, not nice babe not nice

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 4:17 PM. Reason : fsd]

6/23/2009 4:16:21 PM

^ i dont remember anyone asking for your $.02 worth. geesus

6/23/2009 4:17:58 PM

^ i dont remember anyone asking for your $.02 worth. geesus

6/23/2009 4:17:58 PM

double post fail

6/23/2009 4:26:14 PM

6/23/2009 4:28:26 PM

search first you fucking idiot.search first you fucking idiot.search first you fucking idiot.search first you fucking idiot.search first you fucking idiot.search first you fucking idiot.

6/23/2009 4:29:26 PM

oooooh /popcorn

6/23/2009 4:29:32 PM

That thing should have been shaped like a hand.

And this thread makes me laff.

6/23/2009 5:17:09 PM

set em up

8/23/2009 11:43:50 PM