http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/helpful-tips-to-conceal-your-boner-at-the-beach/

6/24/2009 3:42:46 PM

haha

I haven't even clicked and this is funny

6/24/2009 3:43:47 PM

BELT IT

its ten times funnier when you're not wearing a shirt

6/24/2009 3:44:40 PM

I been doing the belt tuck since 3rd grade.

6/24/2009 3:51:04 PM

i'm a fan of the textbook tote

6/24/2009 3:51:58 PM

Quote :

"Dig A Hole In The Sand – At the first signs of giant hard-on some of us tend to panic and roll over immediately. This can be painful if not executed properly. And depending on your shorts, there is a possibility of your little buddy getting a sneak peak of some sun light. Stay calm and dig a small hole where your pelvic region meets your towel. This will allow your yogurt slinger to safely and comfortably retract."

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 3:52 PM. Reason : b]

6/24/2009 3:52:09 PM

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 3:52 PM. Reason : Hide them in here]

6/24/2009 3:52:15 PM

I, too, would hide a boner in those

6/24/2009 3:55:06 PM

i went to the beach yesterday, i got so i wear compression shorts instead of regular boxers when i go run and play sports and stuff now, so i figured id see how it would fare at the beach. it pretty much keeps it held down very well, that fuckin bathing suit net's abrasiveness is gone too

6/24/2009 4:02:16 PM

Walking against the wind ftl

6/24/2009 4:04:05 PM

is this a common thing? for guys to get boners at the beach?

gah im glad girls dont have the equivalent outward display of horniness...nipples dont count cause they come out when its cold

6/24/2009 4:06:06 PM

^^^ The first thing I do if I happen to purchase any trunks with the mesh is to cut that shit out. How can you stand that shit on your junk?

^ Don't kid yourself. Your thighs get all slippery when you walk past me.

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : *]

6/24/2009 4:07:37 PM

That's what I was wondering because now when I go to the beach I'm going to look at every guy doing something suspicious and wonder if he has a big boner he's trying to hide.

6/24/2009 4:07:39 PM

Dammit now they are on to us

6/24/2009 4:08:57 PM

hate the mesh

6/24/2009 4:10:18 PM

6/24/2009 4:11:34 PM

or here

6/24/2009 4:13:55 PM

I tuck it in my sock

6/24/2009 4:16:42 PM

My bathing suit has a boner pattern to hide any true ones

6/24/2009 4:21:14 PM

lol, I've been doing the "dig a hole in the sand" routine since I was like 13

6/24/2009 4:24:00 PM

i have not done the hole digging. the beer hiding... that i have

6/24/2009 4:27:51 PM

i reckon this could be pulled off at the beach as well as in the gym...

6/24/2009 5:20:32 PM

Don't act like you're not impressed

6/24/2009 5:24:01 PM

Wrap a towel around your waist.

6/24/2009 5:27:37 PM

6/24/2009 8:27:21 PM

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-hide-an-unwanted-erection

embed if possible plz

6/24/2009 8:29:31 PM

I have a big dick.... Why the fuck would I want hide my boner??!

6/24/2009 8:32:29 PM

^^done


Sex Advice For Teens: How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 8:33 PM. Reason : .]

6/24/2009 8:33:02 PM

6/25/2009 4:15:36 PM

im in the water the whole time so really its not a problem

6/25/2009 4:21:22 PM

^

6/25/2009 4:28:34 PM

Quote :

"I tuck it in my sock"

why the hell are you wearing socks at the beach?

6/25/2009 5:08:03 PM