PREFACE:
listen, if that half-breed Obama counts as America's first "black" president then MJ was as black as tar


CONTENT:
so since that weirdo is dead- who is gonna be the next black celebrity to make EPIC headlines when they kick the bucket? Maybes:
- Muhammed Ali (as if he wasnt already a vegetable)
- Magic Johnson (aids)
- John Whitherspoon (too many pigs FEET)
- Bill Cosby (arteries clogged with pudding)
- Quincy Jones/Smokey Robinson (either one)
- Stevie Wonder (didnt see that coming)
- James Earl Jones (wiki says hes already dead LOL)
- Morgan Freeman (aka the black cryptkeeper)
- B B King (hes so lonely)
- Nelson Mandela (who cares)

thats all I can think of

6/25/2009 7:33:29 PM

6/25/2009 7:35:02 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

6/25/2009 7:35:24 PM

ahahahahah that list is awesome

6/25/2009 7:37:21 PM

muhammed ali- hes going to knock himself out while brushing his teeth and fall and hit his head on the tub

6/25/2009 7:37:36 PM

isn't a portion of that list already dead?

6/25/2009 7:38:38 PM

[insert two-bit rap star name here]

6/25/2009 7:39:25 PM

black rap star deaths only count as three fifths a regular black person death

6/25/2009 7:42:34 PM

^lol

6/25/2009 7:43:08 PM

An interesting point. Fine, name two.

6/25/2009 7:45:29 PM

kanye west/dmx

kanye is just asking for bad shit to happen to him and honestly who would be surprised in the least if dmx got out of jail and did something stupid- with deadly consequences?

6/25/2009 7:49:07 PM

^i think we can compromise here

6/25/2009 7:55:15 PM

EPIC BLACK DEATH

6/25/2009 7:55:38 PM

Quote :

"too many pigs FEET"

made me giggle

6/25/2009 7:57:18 PM

hog mauls

6/25/2009 9:02:19 PM

this reads like a chain mail spawned from a nursing home

6/25/2009 9:04:59 PM

hopefully you.

6/25/2009 9:06:14 PM

get some

6/25/2009 11:16:43 PM

Tony Lister!@

6/25/2009 11:26:37 PM

OJ will get his in prison

6/25/2009 11:34:04 PM

EPIC

6/25/2009 11:34:35 PM