Pretty sure I've seen this tonight....

6/25/2009 7:56:16 PM

he is watching you poop from heaven

6/25/2009 7:56:51 PM

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/report-jeff-goldblum-has-died/

6/25/2009 7:58:04 PM

well joining Criminal Intent was basically suicide

6/25/2009 7:58:49 PM

I justcame in to post the link.... Too slow on my iPhone

6/25/2009 7:59:27 PM

that would be epic

6/25/2009 8:00:05 PM

oh fuck

the devil is cashing in some debts

this is not good

i need to go read my contract

6/25/2009 8:01:03 PM

wtf?

6/25/2009 8:01:20 PM

bigman, i'm pretty sure the contract states that he can't come for you as long as you keep a well manicured lawn

HAHA I GOT YOU NOW, FUCKER

6/25/2009 8:01:56 PM

can we get another source?

6/25/2009 8:03:34 PM

Quote :

" HELP WANTED: Washed up actors and pedophile pop stars needed. To apply please call 1-800-IAM-DEAD."

6/25/2009 8:04:03 PM

fell more than 60 feet?

are there any other links

6/25/2009 8:04:08 PM

i'm not too worried

i traded my soul for immortality and the ability to always beat the devil

so, i mean he can TRY, but he my not succeed

it's the whole Jesus-burrito paradox

6/25/2009 8:04:41 PM

gah! I came to post this too.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 8:05 PM. Reason : o]

6/25/2009 8:05:09 PM

im gonna call fake on this one.

6/25/2009 8:06:22 PM

wait, i thought he could fly

6/25/2009 8:06:59 PM

if jeff goldblum himself doesn't post on twitter in the next few minutes, it'll be official by default

6/25/2009 8:07:47 PM

someone on twitter said he heard it is all fake and Jeff is alive

6/25/2009 8:07:52 PM

If there are three in one day then God hates celebrities.

6/25/2009 8:08:34 PM

OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE!!!

http://twitter.com/jeffgoldblum



[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ]

6/25/2009 8:08:48 PM

Demi moore tweeted this was a hoax site. Is that true?

6/25/2009 8:09:57 PM

Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God.

6/25/2009 8:09:58 PM

fake:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp

2009:

Quote :

"Jeff Goldblum has fallen to his death on the set of his new movie. Officials say the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set."

2006:

Quote :

"Tom Hanks has fallen to his death on the set of his new movie. Officials say the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set."

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2009 8:11:26 PM

E! just reported this is a hoax. Phew! He was my major celebrity crush for most of my high school career.

6/25/2009 8:12:11 PM

Don't forget Harrison Ford

http://www.oxygen.ie/page/951

6/25/2009 8:13:14 PM

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp

apparently this is fake and been done before supposedly

6/25/2009 8:13:54 PM

hey whuddayaknow.

i just visited twitter for the first time via a hoax link

6/25/2009 8:14:11 PM

hah, i did the same thing with tmz.com

6/25/2009 8:15:11 PM

6/25/2009 8:16:17 PM

Quote :

"gah! I came to post this too."

how did you come to post this??? i'm the one that texted you

6/25/2009 8:22:45 PM

Quote :

"Jeff Goldblum is alive and well. I just spoke to his manager. Stop these stupid rumors."

http://twitter.com/KevinSpacey

6/25/2009 8:22:50 PM

OHMYGOD MATTHEW LESKO DEAD OF LEPROSY?!

http://www.cnn.com/story.aspx?matthew_lesko_dead_at_age_68

6/25/2009 8:24:34 PM

lol kaiser soze with the deathblow to the rumor

6/25/2009 8:25:53 PM

UNLESS.......KEVIN SPACEY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!


WHAT A TWIST!

6/25/2009 8:26:46 PM

way to make yourself look silly Spacey.

6/25/2009 8:27:28 PM

kevin spacey is next

good riddance, that know-it-all asshole

6/25/2009 8:28:51 PM

kevin spacey's twitter:

Quote :

"Bio Former shoe salesman now making a go at film and theater. Wish me luck... "

that's awesome.

6/25/2009 8:33:59 PM

this thread might be my favorite from yesterday

6/26/2009 8:10:53 PM

Looks like Goldblum's doing just fine.

6/26/2009 8:13:57 PM

6/27/2009 12:04:58 AM

6/27/2009 12:05:37 AM

But he's not dead, so I say no to ^

6/27/2009 12:07:11 AM

HEY NOW

6/27/2009 12:07:36 AM

6/27/2009 12:09:08 AM