I could fucking sleep!!!!!

6/29/2009 4:12:14 AM

I was a little bit taller

6/29/2009 4:13:51 AM

The world had not lost Billy Mays

6/29/2009 5:52:29 AM

i wasn't exhausted after 7.5 hours of sleep.

6/29/2009 8:30:10 AM

I was a baller.

6/29/2009 8:32:32 AM

6/29/2009 8:32:49 AM

I wish I had a rabbit and a hat and a bat

6/29/2009 8:35:07 AM

you a very merry christmas...

6/29/2009 8:41:09 AM

i had a girl who looked good, i would call her.

6/29/2009 8:49:06 AM

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine.

6/29/2009 8:58:25 AM

You know, I see her all the time, everywhere I go, and even in my dreams, I conceive of ways to make her mine

6/29/2009 9:12:21 AM

I wish.........it was Thursday morning and I had but 4 hours to go until an epic 4 day weekend.

yay for short weeks

6/29/2009 9:18:03 AM

cause I know she's livin phat - her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball so how am I gonna compete with that?

6/29/2009 6:54:58 PM

i wish i had a ton of money
and more hours in the day

6/29/2009 7:00:35 PM

Cuz when it comes to playin basketball I'm always last to be picked, and in some cases never picked at all

6/29/2009 7:05:11 PM

i wish i had a job.

6/29/2009 7:11:03 PM

^ +1

6/29/2009 7:14:59 PM

^+1

6/29/2009 7:16:44 PM

I had a handsome, Irish-Italian cuddle partner to code and surf while I toy with his hair.

6/29/2009 7:31:20 PM

it was something real
it was something true

6/29/2009 7:33:09 PM

Billy Mays didn't die

6/29/2009 7:36:07 PM

...death and taxes weren't the only certainties of life.

...i had a goal in life.

6/29/2009 7:59:32 PM

lol

6/29/2009 8:01:24 PM

I wish I could fucking sleep well.

6/29/2009 8:02:09 PM

.. Skanks weren't so fucking skanky. omG have you seen this girl. it's like someone took the population of a jersey mall, boiled it down to it's elementary particles then rolled them into a smelly cigarette that cost $2.00 per puff

6/29/2009 8:22:48 PM

mm was all mine

6/29/2009 8:25:23 PM

so I just lean up on the wall

or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls, who came to watch their man ball

6/30/2009 1:26:50 AM

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaros hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...

6/30/2009 1:28:35 AM

...death and taxes weren't the only certainties of life.

6/30/2009 1:50:54 AM

i wish i were a baller

6/30/2009 2:00:21 AM