GAH why did i have to drink so many beers?

cuz now i'm craving cake (thanks to NRR posting in the cb) and i can't drive myself to the store and buy the mix to make one.

6/29/2009 9:20:33 PM

just remember

Quote :

"BY THE BOOK"

6/29/2009 9:21:51 PM

even a drunk girl can make cake

6/29/2009 9:22:11 PM

you're welcome

6/29/2009 9:22:15 PM

fuck you

i insist you bring me cake when you're done baking it OR you go to the store, get the above listed ingredients, and bring them to me

6/29/2009 9:23:00 PM

Are you on vacation?

6/29/2009 9:32:06 PM

6/29/2009 9:32:56 PM

^^why would i be on vacation?

^that's it!

6/29/2009 9:33:55 PM

Because you got loaded up on beers and you're craving cake...on a Monday. Come on. At least wait until Thursday to indulge. Did you not get enough over the weekend?

6/29/2009 9:36:08 PM

NO CAKE TILL THURSDAY RAWR RAWR RAWR

6/29/2009 9:37:02 PM

Hah, sorry....I didn't make a thread about my situation tonight. Hubby is out of town, so I had nothing better to do than drink beers, play Rock Band, cook some cheap powdered mac n cheese, and watch Dawson's Creek re-runs

6/29/2009 9:37:46 PM

I DONT WANNA WAIT

FOR OUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES TO BE OOOVAAA

6/29/2009 9:40:35 PM

cake and beer?

*gag*

6/29/2009 9:40:44 PM

Well...that at least makes more sense. Hubby out of town, party in your mouth.

6/29/2009 9:41:26 PM

ok ok ok

i don't have cake, so it's not cake and beer.

and, if i had cake, i'd stop the consumption of beer and proceed with the consumption of cake.

but i don't have cake.

so it is beer.

nom nom nom.

no party in my mouth...i'm all alone

6/29/2009 9:42:23 PM

fuck the cake, just eat the frosting

it always seems like a good idea at the time, until you're a quarter of the way through it and think to yourself, i should not have done this, what the fuck was i thinking

then you jab the spoon in it, set the canister on the table, and stare at it morosely for a bit



[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 9:45 PM. Reason : adventures in frosting land!]

6/29/2009 9:44:34 PM

haha you made me giggle

6/29/2009 9:45:09 PM

6/29/2009 9:56:17 PM

that's not funfetti cake, that's homo cake.

and that's definitely not rainbow chip frosting.

you sir, are misguided and way off track.

funfetti cake:



and rainbow chip frosting from just a few pictures up!

6/29/2009 9:58:15 PM

I know what funfetti cake and rainbow chip frosting is.

I was providing an alternate cake for this particular cake thread.

6/29/2009 9:59:11 PM

who eats homo cake?

haha "alternative cake" for real.

6/29/2009 9:59:53 PM

dude i want me some gay cake

6/29/2009 10:00:03 PM

gay cake would be way too hard to make.

6/29/2009 10:00:52 PM

Gay cake is way too homogenous for me.

6/29/2009 10:02:09 PM

Homosexuals want to have their cake and eat it too.

Are you going to hold it against them?

I will if you won't.

6/29/2009 10:02:12 PM

Homosexuals sure do know how to eat their own cake if you know what I mean.

6/29/2009 10:11:42 PM

No, explain.

6/29/2009 10:14:15 PM

I've only been out of the house since 5AM and you've already managed to drink all my beer?

You better not have gotten into the bourbon yet.

6/29/2009 10:15:15 PM

Pssshiiiiiit.

The bourbon was the first to go. Don't you know? Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer...never fear!!!

6/29/2009 10:16:29 PM

liquor before beer, beer before rum cake.

6/29/2009 10:22:44 PM

Not your grandma's Rum cake.

6/29/2009 10:23:55 PM

WTF mates! You held out on me. Rock band AND funfetti cake? This is not cool.

6/29/2009 10:31:54 PM

better that than my great grandmother's rum cake. She decided to make a rum cake for us for christmas one year, but she was starting to get dementia and decided to use a whole fifth of scotch instead.

6/29/2009 10:34:13 PM

^^Nah, no cake tonight. I got drunk and couldn't drive anywhere to buy cake mix. So it'll have to be tomorrow night for the funfetti cake.

6/29/2009 10:35:25 PM

That cake took a while to eat. It always made me throw up. Then again, I suppose it doesn't take much scotch when you weigh 50 lbs.

6/29/2009 10:36:17 PM

Party! That gives me time to have a sick day and fly to Raleigh for a funfetti-filled evening.

6/29/2009 10:37:10 PM

Now everyone knows why I was so happy to marry into this family! Booze everywhere!

Gosh, your grandma's Egg Nog at Christmas was like a Rum Float.

6/29/2009 10:37:32 PM

I could eat a whole tub of rainbow chip frosting.

like I did yesterday

I'm awesome

6/29/2009 10:40:47 PM

Grandma's egg nog tastes like burning. Sweet, delicious holiday burning.

6/29/2009 10:40:48 PM

I could def pass on the cake and just eat the tub of icing. I can't buy icing, ice cream or any other sweet food. Because I will eat the whole damn thing in one sitting.

And I think Grandma was trying to kill us. That's not egg nog. It's rubbing alcohol.

6/29/2009 10:42:40 PM

^LOL....sweet ol' Granny has a sweet lil' secret!

Rainbow Chip is seriously the best frosting ever invented.

6/29/2009 10:42:52 PM

Quote :

"Rainbow Chip is seriously the best frosting ever invented."

6/29/2009 10:44:39 PM

I will create this masterpiece tomorrow and bring this thread back with a picture!

Damn shame I don't have a penis-shaped cake pan. Cuz damn, penis AND rainbow chip????

6/29/2009 10:45:48 PM

I am thinking that we need to have a penis funfetti cake party when I come back to Raleigh. Everyone's cumming!

6/29/2009 10:47:42 PM

strawberry cake with rainbow chip icing is infinitely better than funfetti

but rainbow chip icing is a gift from the heavens.. nom nom

6/29/2009 10:48:09 PM

Quote :

"I am thinking that we need to have a penis funfetti cake party when I come back to Raleigh. Everyone's cumming!"

Abso-fucking-lutely.

6/29/2009 10:48:23 PM

^^^

and I know of a household with two girls that made this kind of cake weekly for a long time

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2009 10:48:45 PM

faggot cake

6/29/2009 10:49:51 PM

I would like to be friends with said girls. And I would like to eat their cake. If you know what I mean.

6/29/2009 10:50:12 PM

set us up the FUNFETTI

6/29/2009 10:50:31 PM