I was taking out my blackberry plug and inadvertently snapped off the shell and left the actual plug in...when I went to get that piece out, I swear I felt a shock of sorts. I don't know if I'm actually here or not or if I just 'think' I'm here. The 'shock' didn't hurt as much as it did, freak me out. For all I know I may of just pinched my finger weird or something. I don't know. I need proof that I'm still alive...how the hell am I supposed to do that????
7/4/2009 6:59:05 PM
walk into traffic.
7/4/2009 6:59:51 PM
lolololjump off a cliff, bitch
7/4/2009 7:00:12 PM
Post on T-Dub.
7/4/2009 7:01:40 PM
There are no cliffs around me No traffic either. I'm behind gates and shit...I'd have a better chance of being eaten by a coyote but there are none in sight
7/4/2009 7:02:08 PM
zomg 100milliamps will jack your pinky up b...
7/4/2009 7:02:22 PM
lay off the fucking drugs
7/4/2009 7:03:57 PM
i was going to suggest walking into traffic, but 1st poster beat me to it.
7/4/2009 7:04:31 PM
annie, are you okay?
7/4/2009 7:05:56 PM
Stick your finger in the outlet and see if that hurts
7/4/2009 7:08:51 PM
ok guys.... Based on the evidence, I think I am indeed alive. If I were dead, I'd be in heaven where everyone would be being nice to me. Also, many of you would not be there so.....
7/4/2009 7:12:48 PM
7/4/2009 7:16:13 PM
touch a electrified fence
7/4/2009 7:23:55 PM
sorry, but no rigorous proof exists...you'll just have to live with the possibility that you might be dead]
7/4/2009 7:25:33 PM
Is Michael Jackson there?
7/4/2009 7:35:13 PM
she said heaven, not hell... then again, i have no why she would be in heaven. so yeah, mj is there.
7/4/2009 7:36:24 PM
Why wouldn't I be in heaven? I'm the nicest person on the planet...at least one of them. I let you people bash me all day long and still I am nice to you. You guys have called me every name in the book, told me to go die etc, and still, I am nice. That's heaven worthy right there people. Considering how few of you I've met IRL, I still did nice things like send postcards when I was in Australia and shit.....I sent one of you my slingshot....I mean wtf
7/4/2009 7:41:11 PM
Actions speak louder than words, maybe?
7/4/2009 7:42:41 PM
well my actions were nice so you see....I'm nice either way
7/4/2009 7:54:07 PM
women who advertise themselves as "PREMIUM PUSSY" (or any other type of 'pussy' for that matter) don't go to heaven.
7/4/2009 7:55:16 PM
a picture is worth a thousand words, which is worth about 47 actions.
7/4/2009 7:55:46 PM
I beg to differ.....I'm not advertising myself as that, I'm stating a fact. I actually am trying to avoid future people from being arrested because I make clear here that I am premium and therefore it would be a bad idea to try to have sex with me as this would most certainly lead to the cops being called.
7/4/2009 7:58:56 PM
also consider how highly you parade yourself and your status around here as rubbing elbows with celebrities all the time, plus going through considerable and ridiculous pains to hide your identity from us 'commoners' or w/e you think us Internet are as if you're some kind of huge deal^hahaha, my point exactly[Edited on July 4, 2009 at 7:59 PM. Reason : lol]
7/4/2009 7:59:11 PM
so it is ok to try to have sex with a commoner's pussy -- even by force, according to the implications of your post -- and no cops will be called?wtf kind of warped sick concept is that?hey, don't harass/rape/touch me... you will be arrested cuz i am premium... go harass/rape/touch that soccer mom across the street... she won't protest!
7/4/2009 8:04:16 PM
oh jesus. My identity is far from hidden. It's gone to the TWW heavens but there was a nice 23 page thread with all the info anyone ever wanted to know about me in it. I'm not a big deal but the fact that I don't 'parade' around my personal info means that there's just that much more incentive to try and dig up dirt on me.As for the celebs thing, everyone who lives in L.A. rubs elbows with 'celebs'. Just like if I lived in NY I'd rub elbows with traders...or if I lived in Chicago I'd rub elbows with lawyers... I don't share things with the intent to sound 'cool' I do it because I think that someone on here might actually find it interesting. I don't post shit if I don't think that someone might care.
7/4/2009 8:06:40 PM
you maybe did what?]
7/4/2009 8:17:27 PM
shit got real.
7/4/2009 8:23:03 PM
I think you're alive, M2C.
7/4/2009 10:29:07 PM
I think so to Spontaneous...
7/4/2009 11:29:16 PM
7/4/2009 11:32:34 PM
we can check in 3 days, but i think youre alive
7/4/2009 11:35:05 PM
in case you guys haven't noticed, I've been 'off' the last few days OK......I'm working on negative sleep here along with a couple of other 'issues'. I usually am just fine with my grammar and spelling so gimmie a break^oh we'll check alright..... [Edited on July 5, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : 7th]
7/5/2009 12:53:29 AM
7/5/2009 1:04:31 AM
m2c, I remember the day I temporarily put away my extreme hatred for you -- I commented on the picture of your sexy whip and hooked up an Audi key-fob disassembly method. Did anything ever come of this, or was it just wasted oxygen (keystrokes)?
7/5/2009 1:22:11 AM
put down the drugs....NO! put them down!
7/5/2009 1:49:57 AM
7/5/2009 1:51:16 AM
If she was dead, she'd be name-dropping all the people who'd be at her funeral.
7/5/2009 2:51:59 AM
is your pussy okay?
7/5/2009 2:57:09 AM
blackberrys suck, get an iPhone
7/5/2009 2:57:55 AM
You think, therefore you are.
7/5/2009 6:43:31 AM
Zombie.
7/5/2009 10:47:49 AM
Grandmaster......it makes me sad that you hate me However, your key advice was indeed helpful and the problem was solved what sexy whip pic?
7/6/2009 1:03:44 PM
Son son?
7/6/2009 1:04:18 PM
We can only hope that this expiration will pan out.
7/6/2009 1:11:55 PM
M2C is gonna have an open casket with a fogging plate over her face at her wake
7/6/2009 1:14:07 PM
It's true dweedle...my casket will also have a window where my face is but it too will be fogged ....and I'm sorry DeltaBeta...I know you were hoping that this weekend would do me in but I'm still here
7/6/2009 1:17:35 PM
Where? You were recently not sure if you were dead or alive. How can you be sure now? You may be dead, and if so then TWW is most definitely hell. You've died and gone to hell, son. This is torment, son. ETERNAL TORMENT, SON.
7/6/2009 1:29:02 PM
Like I said, I'm going to heaven and heaven would most certainly exclude a number of you (not saying YOU, just saying SOME of you). But have any of you perhaps wondered if YOU are dead and in TWW hell? Cause surely your hell will involve having to read my posts...
7/6/2009 1:41:20 PM
No wondering going on when those neurons stop speakin son.
7/6/2009 1:42:20 PM