7/6/2009 10:18:05 AM

Naw son.

7/6/2009 10:18:43 AM

I've pretty much always rocked sideburns of varying lengths since the mid 90's. I feel naked without them.

7/6/2009 10:20:06 AM

lol, 10/10 parody.

can we turn this into a discussion about how that fucking guy looks completely different in every picture? he posted one the other day and i swear to god the only thing similar was the sideburns.


here it is. uncanny.



[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason : .]

7/6/2009 10:20:10 AM

hmm
I've never been a fan of the "boomerang" sideburns.

7/6/2009 10:21:48 AM

So, who the fuck is this guy that you're all whackin it to?

7/6/2009 10:23:20 AM

Jeepin4x4

7/6/2009 10:24:30 AM

That's nice son.

7/6/2009 10:25:10 AM

He needs to either trim the ends so they're vertical or connect them to the mustache.

7/6/2009 10:26:38 AM

i, too, have had sideburns for the 11th consecutive year.

7/6/2009 10:33:54 AM

i was gonna ask when was the last time you didn't rock them

7/6/2009 10:37:02 AM

Pussyshoes...wtf I thought the 1st pic would have been of you. I do apologize for not I being around much lately to give you hell about the 'burns.

7/6/2009 10:46:32 AM

here's a newer one to give me hell for

dont bet me i wont rock a fauxhawk

frightening.

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 10:51 AM. Reason : it's all gone now!]

7/6/2009 10:50:53 AM

So, is that you son?

7/6/2009 10:51:45 AM

correct me if i'm wrong, but that mohawk does not appear faux at all.

7/6/2009 10:52:22 AM

Awwww shit. There is just too much to go over in that pic.

I am hoping you trimmed down the 'burns as well.

7/6/2009 10:54:14 AM

you'd be correct.

the bet was for fauxhawks.

but if im going to do something, i'm going to do it right

unless it involved actually shaving the head bald

the goal pretty much was to be the biggest tool at the bars we went to on the south jersey shore

which, takes a lot of toolishness

7/6/2009 10:55:03 AM

Please tell me Tom did it as well. He seemed drunk enough when I wished him a happy birthday.

Also when he said you guys were going to the shore I puked in my mouth a lil.

7/6/2009 11:00:33 AM

And women's sunglasses.

7/6/2009 11:00:59 AM

lol

7/6/2009 11:01:40 AM

tom did not, but on his birthday we were hammmmmerreeedddd

we attempted to finish a keg with 5 people then went out to the bars afterwards, where we got tom up to 11 shots prior to having to leave

which was impressive considering we'd drank nearly 3/4ths of a keg with 3 dudes and 2 girls in the previous few hours

and yes, girls sunglasses.

only thing available at the time, i shoudl have picked up some shutter shades

hindsight 20/20

7/6/2009 11:17:33 AM

7/6/2009 11:19:52 AM

winner is yuo

7/6/2009 11:20:52 AM

i had some serious choppers junior/senior year of high school:

7/6/2009 11:20:59 AM

some chops here

7/6/2009 11:47:42 AM

signed. straight to the jaw

chops never quite make it

7/6/2009 11:51:21 AM

HAI GUISE WATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD!?



i think simonn has it hard for me.

7/6/2009 11:51:54 AM

nah man, just baffled.

7/6/2009 11:56:22 AM

You go simonn

7/6/2009 12:02:58 PM

hahah its cool.


the top picture was just for fun, i wore that moustache for fun one weekend hanging with the guys. I shaped up and ended up keeping the chops until this morning.

Now i'm back to square one.

7/6/2009 1:30:52 PM

I've had sideburns of various lengths for quite a while now. I think it's time to wish them fond adieu. they're dated.

7/6/2009 1:31:56 PM

I saw this indian girl with the sickest sideburns at The Goat on 4th of July this year.

7/6/2009 1:32:09 PM

7/6/2009 1:32:34 PM

I can grow a full beard...in college I did it all the time (only really shaved when I had to do a presentation). I dont shave for 2 days and it looks like I havent for a week.

7/6/2009 2:03:33 PM

I think you mean "Mutton Chop Roll Call"

7/6/2009 2:33:02 PM

bttt. i am cleanly shaven for the first time in 2 months. feels weird.


someone else must carry the sideburn torch. Wraith is doing a good job

7/9/2009 9:55:56 AM

Mine aren't as righteous as they were a few weeks ago, and I'm looking way scruffy today, but I am representing.

7/9/2009 10:03:22 AM

after i shaved this is all i'm left with. Except a lot thinner.

7/9/2009 10:08:40 AM