Why do you cook so well.
even grits taste better when you make em

7/7/2009 10:10:32 AM

i thought this thread would be about their driving skills or lack thereof

7/7/2009 10:13:03 AM

me too

but i mean seriously

an old white woman doing the same job.. you know she fucking hates her life because she's not driving a bmw to her salon every morning so she just slops shit around because who gives a fuck right

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:15 AM. Reason : did i spell grimmace right]

7/7/2009 10:13:38 AM

7/7/2009 10:14:07 AM

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"Dear old black women"

Do you ride at the front of the bus just because you can?

7/7/2009 10:14:14 AM

^lololololol

nice

7/7/2009 10:16:17 AM

Not giving a fuck about health and tossing in ridiculous amounts of butter, fat, and grease does not make one a good cook.

My neighbor keeps a tub of bacon grease on his stove that he uses in pancakes and eggs. His pancakes are the best I've ever eaten, but it's not because of his culinary skills.

7/7/2009 10:19:42 AM

i ^think its primarily older black women that i see that spot a bad driver, have to avoid said bad driver, and then as they pass, turn their head to yell at them with the windows down, head shakin, spittle flyin while they pay no attention to the people they (choose any of the following) a) cut off, b) tailgate, c) slow down, d) will be yelling at next

7/7/2009 10:22:17 AM

I don't know about cooking but they give a mean haircut.

7/7/2009 10:22:37 AM

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"Not giving a fuck about health and tossing in ridiculous amounts of butter, fat, and grease does not make one a good cook."

it appears that you are wrong, sir

good food makes a good cook

you are one of those new breed of fuckfaces that you can actually offend just by talking about rich food amiright

plz die alone at 45 of absolutely nothing

7/7/2009 10:33:46 AM

yeah, i'm with fermat

if you can cook a lot of things that taste good, you are a good cook imo

7/7/2009 10:43:43 AM

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"plz die alone at 45 of absolutely nothing"

i wrap everything in bacon and deep-fry it. i will die of heart failure at 93!

7/7/2009 10:44:24 AM

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"it appears that you are wrong, sir good food makes a good cook"

When judged by that standard anybody can be a good cook. Frying shit isn't exactly rocket science. What makes you think food is good just because it tastes good? I mean, crack gives you a warm fuzzy feeling too if that's all you're after.

7/7/2009 10:59:11 AM

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"What makes you think food is good just because it tastes good?"

lol wut

7/7/2009 11:02:37 AM

^thats seriously epic quality quotable material right there


well then why aren't more people good cooks?

answer: They aint doing the shit right

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 11:03 AM. Reason : s]

7/7/2009 11:03:02 AM

Oh, sorry for looking at food as something more than a source of pleasure for my weak plebeian brain.

I'll give you another example just to drive the point home. The best hamburger you've ever had in your life was probably just made out of the cheapest, fattiest ground beef at the store. If you grab two packs of ground beef; one that is 7% fat and one that is 20% fat, prepare them identically, and serve them side-by-side the 20% burger will always taste better. Fat tastes great. That doesn't make you a good cook though and it certainly isn't a "better" food for anyone who doesn't have a need for gratuitous amounts of fat.

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason : l]

7/7/2009 11:09:24 AM

what the hell do you think you're doing bring healthiness into this thread

that is totally unrelated

7/7/2009 11:14:20 AM

its ok to be wrong. but your extra words here are not helping you

7/7/2009 11:14:34 AM

I too have sent my compliments to the chef... but only after putting some of the food in a vial and sending it off to a lab for a nutritional analysis.

7/7/2009 11:16:01 AM

grits are like 99.99% water anyway. You might think there is little to be done with them, oh but you would be so wrong. Even the texture was magnificent

7/7/2009 11:19:54 AM

I like my grits like I like my women... thick but not chunky.

7/7/2009 11:20:46 AM

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"I like my grits like I like my women... thick but not chunky."

White, ground-up, and stored in the freezer?

7/7/2009 2:12:38 PM

i think fermat stole his new laptop from an old black woman

7/7/2009 2:14:22 PM