7/7/2009 10:15:50 AM

7/7/2009 10:16:21 AM

i dont see much drama

7/7/2009 10:17:08 AM

I was at Starbucks last week near Cary... I had this elaborate plan set up to spike a young lady's drink with a roofie - I was in cahoots with the barista.

Unfortunately, when I offered to buy a perfect young lady a nice, warm beverage, she politely declined.

I went home and wept in my assorted human skin pelts

7/7/2009 10:21:03 AM

^OK that made me LOL.

^^hey now, gopher brings the drama. just look in his eyes!!

7/7/2009 10:21:04 AM

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7/7/2009 10:22:07 AM

i was the barista at a local starbucks and some guy asked me to spike this girls beverage after he bought it, unfortunately the local dealer gave me X instead of roofies i pity whoever he gave what he thought was X

7/7/2009 10:24:40 AM

^lol
want a shot of jager?
we're the three best friends that anyone could have

7/7/2009 10:27:21 AM

DONT LET THE GOPHER DIE!

7/7/2009 1:47:53 PM

i came here looking for drama, just like the gopher!

7/7/2009 1:49:29 PM

7/7/2009 1:53:34 PM

more like

7/7/2009 1:54:25 PM

more like my status.
amirite or amirite?

7/7/2009 1:55:32 PM

The dude at the post office kept smirking and blushing. I think someone had made an awful joke just before I got there.

7/7/2009 1:56:17 PM

^ You think it was about you son?!

7/7/2009 1:57:12 PM