http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

shit's chock full of crazy.

7/10/2009 10:43:54 PM

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"Glory to God! Om Namah Narayanaya! Om Namah Shivaya! Om Sri Ganasheya Namaha! Jai Laxmi! Guru Om! Jai Sri Sri Ravi Shankar! Glory to Buddha! Glory to Jesus! Glory to Mary mother of Jesus! Glory to Mary Magdalene! Glory to Allah! Om Namo Bhaghavate Vaasudevaya! Jai Yogananda! Jai Mata Amritanandamayi! Jai Gurumayi Chidvilasananda! Jai Muktananda! Jai Guru Dev! Nam Myoho Renge Kyo! Amen! Om Shanti Shanti Shanti!"

7/10/2009 10:45:49 PM

tl;dr

7/10/2009 10:46:29 PM

tl;dr

7/10/2009 10:46:29 PM

Can we get a synopsis, synapse?

7/10/2009 10:47:04 PM

a synapsis if you will

7/10/2009 10:48:46 PM

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"shit's chock full of crazy."

7/10/2009 10:50:35 PM

I mean that block of text I quoted is basically about the level of crazy as that whole page.

7/10/2009 10:55:19 PM

I was sort of inclined to treat him as merely an eccentric fella, until this

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"I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle class—to billionaire. I am the inventor and developer of, and control the majority interest in, a patented new technology that numerous well-credentialed experts agree can, quite literally, re-define the entire computer industry. We need about one more year to complete implementation of our first product release (hopefully in early 2010), and then the computing paradigm will begin to shift.... people will start thinking about information and utilizing computers in a whole new way that greatly EMPOWERS them. This will shake the foundation of a nearly trillion-dollar industry (computer hardware, software and information technologies, including the Internet)."

he is crazy or stupid or a bald-faced liar...or multiple such

7/10/2009 10:58:22 PM

I meant synapsis

7/10/2009 11:05:18 PM

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"including the internet"

7/10/2009 11:09:48 PM

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" "New Computer Technology" "

7/10/2009 11:14:09 PM

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"three words quoted"

7/11/2009 3:24:58 AM

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"FINDING MY GODDESS"

7/11/2009 3:33:56 AM

7/11/2009 3:36:51 AM

What would be even funnier is if he was telling the truth

7/11/2009 4:14:15 AM

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"I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success"

wasn't there a Chris Rock skit about this?

7/11/2009 8:58:36 AM

I want to know how he's going to transform the computer industry

scary as fuck


[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 9:07 AM. Reason : adsfadsf]

7/11/2009 9:06:31 AM

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"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision."

7/11/2009 9:48:09 AM

7/11/2009 9:53:38 AM

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"She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess.... he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the Goddess he is worshipping... she is elevated into extreme Goddess-ecstasy.... exploding and screaming!.... so many times you lose count...Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. "

7/11/2009 10:33:44 AM

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"If you used to be a prostitute...THAT'S GOOD!!!"

7/11/2009 10:50:44 AM

somebody contact him

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason : that is the general tww course of action]

7/11/2009 11:09:35 AM

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"somebody contact him [Edited on July 11, 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason : that is the general tww 4chan course of action]"

7/11/2009 12:28:42 PM

bump for great lols

7/12/2009 10:45:55 PM

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"i find that you can make anything sound sleazy by adding 'ladies' at the end. It can be something really innocent too like, 'Thanks for coming to the show........ladies"

-Demetri Martin

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"Several seriously interested ladies are communicating with me from far away, and I am dating some local ladies who meet most of my requirements. It's too soon to tell if any of these ladies is my Goddess. I am open to meeting and dating other ladies."

-Mark, the Goddess Seeker

7/13/2009 12:00:43 AM