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mytwocents
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I get that you and my sister have been having problems due to your weed addiction and 7 months of unemployment by choice...but the next time you borrow her car, you should probably not leave your computer bag in there. And if you do, you should probably not have a video on your desktop of you having sex with some random whore. Furthermore, when confronted about it, you should probably NOT assume that everything is known and admit to there being pictures on it to.

Hope you enjoyed the last 7 years of the easy life and thanks for the video and pics!

7/10/2009 11:03:55 PM

wdprice3
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THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT FUCKER! I BET HE READS TWW AND CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

7/10/2009 11:05:39 PM

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"OH

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SNAP"

7/10/2009 11:05:53 PM

EMCE
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post the video and pics

that'll show him

7/10/2009 11:06:57 PM

Kiwi
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Ah how the mighty have fallen

7/10/2009 11:07:01 PM

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7/10/2009 11:08:08 PM

EMCE
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7/10/2009 11:08:17 PM

mytwocents
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No, he won't read it here on TWW but I thought perhaps I'd post this a bit of advice to any of you who may have thought about doing this. And oh how I wish it were BS...because there's nothing more uncomfortable that having the words, 'blowjob', 'fucking', and 'jerking off' used in a conversation involving my parents, sister and I.

My sister was about to post the video on FB so be on the look out for it EMCE...I'll be sure and post it to my wall. And I haven't seen the tape yet, mostly because I'm not a big fan of sitting at a computer with my sister while we watch her soon to be ex-husband, fucking some random whore...

7/10/2009 11:14:35 PM

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I will be on the lookout


also, you messed up BIGTIME! you just let everyone know that we're facebook friends

p.s., you look really hot in that one picture...the one where you're playing an accordion while wearing fishnet stockings

7/10/2009 11:18:34 PM

mytwocents
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oh shit...... I totally did mess up Fuck. Well since I have made the statement that I have officially reached my limit (be it a very low limit) of tww friends on FB, people are just going to have to accept it.

As for the pic.....you should see the one with my flute!!

7/10/2009 11:28:02 PM

kiljadn
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BULLSHIT ITT




YOU CANT GET ADDICTED TO WEED

7/10/2009 11:28:41 PM

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7/10/2009 11:29:29 PM

mytwocents
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well no you can't get physically addicted. But you can become emotionally dependent. And he drinks. Oh...and he's been to rehab about 5-6 times.

7/10/2009 11:36:36 PM

kiljadn
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lemme guess


they tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no.

7/10/2009 11:37:16 PM

mytwocents
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well he went 'willingly'....so he said yes. Now I knew the first time he decided he was 'cured' that this shit wouldn't work but then again I told my parents 7 years ago that he was only so willing to get married due to the coming financial gains.

7/10/2009 11:40:18 PM

EMCE
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is your sister looking for a rebound guy?

I'm just wondering because...uhh...

well, is she?

7/10/2009 11:41:34 PM

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does she have legs like yours'?

7/10/2009 11:42:32 PM

mytwocents
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^^hah...right now, she's on the phone with him and I swear to all that is holy that I'm gonna punch her in the mouth because it actually sounds like she's trying to convince him of something.

^sadly for her, no....

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ]

7/10/2009 11:42:38 PM

Kiwi
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Wait is mytwocents rich?

7/10/2009 11:44:17 PM

IMStoned420
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Sounds like your sister picked a winner from the very beginning.

7/10/2009 11:44:18 PM

EMCE
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I mean...
my whole philosophy is 'stay out of business that isn't yours'

but that doesn't stop you from telling her she's crazy is she gets back together with him

7/10/2009 11:44:35 PM

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The only person that is going to cure either one of them is themselves. 5-6 times out of rehab is insane.

7/10/2009 11:47:09 PM

mytwocents
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Oh I've known this was going to lead no where but bad since day 1. But I was assured that I was just missing something because clearly he must be smart and intelligent to have gotten into the college that he did and actually graduate.

7/10/2009 11:48:28 PM

kiljadn
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tell her that if she wants to forget him then she needs a new dick to slap her around a bit

7/10/2009 11:49:59 PM

Kiwi
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Lol rehab for weed.

7/10/2009 11:51:20 PM

mytwocents
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I personally know of 1 person who has been to rehab and stayed sober and that person begged to go when the problem was becoming out of hand. My soon to be exbil still doesn't think he has a problem. (He drinks as well as does coke every so often...he needs rehab for life) He said something to my sister a while back like, 'well my sponsor says I don't actually have to quit until I'm on step 4....and I'm not there yet'. He hasn't been there since jr high I'm sure. My sister wouldn't give a shit if he smoked...as long as he had a fucking JOB or any ambition for one. He's been living the sweet life for 7 fucking years.

But again, I called this shit the day they got engaged...because you see they were seniors in college, neither of them worked but he was on financial aid. Still, my sister decided to take him to Jamaica. And what does every 21 year-old frat boy on financial aid with no job need? Why a Cartier watch of course! Courtesy of my sister. I mean she bought herself something to that day....her own engagement ring...

7/10/2009 11:55:41 PM

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Addicted to weed?

"You ever suck dick for weed?!!!"

LOL Bob Saget is the wins.

7/11/2009 1:11:36 PM

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Is your sister premium pussy as well?

7/11/2009 1:13:53 PM

mytwocents
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also....just so you're aware, when you married my sister and essentially signed away your balls, you do realize that that only was good until you fucked up son. Also, nice try on trying to convince my dad that your business idea needed funding....my sister may have been blinded but not the rest of us. Last night after you drove off you went straight to get alcohol and and nice a $50 pizza dinner...you do realize that now that $5,000 my sister was going to let you have from the one house you sold in the last year, has now been cut in half.

^well apparently she WAS...

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2009 1:40:32 PM

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"lemme guess

they tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no."

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"well he went 'willingly'....so he said yes. "


Did this joke fly right by you?

7/11/2009 1:46:15 PM

mytwocents
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No. I got it. I just assumed everyone would know I got it so I decided to add a fact rather than sing the rest of the song

7/11/2009 1:51:40 PM

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"weed addiction"
Seriously, mytwocents. Seriously. There is no such thing.

7/11/2009 1:52:25 PM

mytwocents
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I already said it's not a physical addiction. It's an emotional one. His body doesn't 'need weed' but his mind (or lack of it) does.

7/11/2009 1:55:07 PM

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"emotional [weed] addiction"
Seriously, mytwocents. Seriously. There is no such thing.

7/11/2009 1:56:34 PM

mytwocents
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Look.....maybe then he has an addiction being a fucking lazy ass loser....I don't know....but the point is that he has no job and sleeps until noon and then takes a nap around 3 and then allows himself 1.5 to eat, another hour to meditate, and then, if he has time, he allows up to an hour to find a job. My sister told him she didn't give a shit if smoked, but he needed to get a job. He couldn't go a week.

7/11/2009 1:59:46 PM

Willy Nilly
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"addiction"
Why does it have to be addiction? Why that word? That's not the right concept here.
Furthermore, any correlation between marijuana use and "poor lifestyle choices" is simply that -- a correlation. Nothing about that (except common bigotry against drugs,) suggests causality. Perhaps unsettled parts of his personality or maladaptive thinking strategies lead him to make poor lifestyle choices, and he simply enjoys passing the time by smoking weed. In other words, a behavior may appear to be the cause of "negative life symptoms", but it may actually be a symptom of other unrelated negative life symptoms -- or completely independent.

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2009 2:16:17 PM

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at least she's doing the typical woman thing and cashing in where she can

unemployment? more like UNMARRIAGEMENT AMIRITE

7/11/2009 2:17:53 PM

Kiwi
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I dunno, every pot smoker I know started doing it waaaaaaaaay more often than when they first started(like all the time and in place of other more active things to do) and became lazy, paranoid fucks.

COULD BE A COINCIDENCE.

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : herm]

7/11/2009 2:18:50 PM

NyM410
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Chances are they are lazy, paranoid fucks...

7/11/2009 2:20:41 PM

Willy Nilly
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^^
That's not logical. Just sayin'

^
Exactly. I know lazy and paranoid fucks who have never touched weed.
Also, the overwhelming majority of marijuana users that I know are not lazy or paranoid.

Also, the atmosphere of prohibition, including "abstinence only" drug education, contributes to any instances where drug abuse is happening.

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2009 2:20:55 PM

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I'm sayin' some people just don't deal well. Once they start it's a downward spiral to camping out on the couch with cheetos and a newly fat belly.

Some can just do it whenever to add a touch of flair to the evening and go on with their happy lives.

7/11/2009 2:23:31 PM

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"I'm sayin' some people just don't deal well"
And what I'm saying is that you can't simply look at the many times you've noticed the correlation between pot use and life issues and, in any way, logically conclude that the life issues were caused or made worse by the pot use. The people you say that "just don't deal well [with pot]", may not deal well with life -- and the pot use is simply incidental to the life issues.

There are WAY too many people, (as you said, that can "just do it whenever",) to suggest that it's the weed that causes the life issues. To the contrary, it suggests that pot users with life issues are simply people with life issues that happen to smoke pot.

Please.

logic & open-mindedness >>>>> bigoted and specious reasoning

7/11/2009 2:35:58 PM

Kiwi
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But their paranoid, lazy, life issues didn't come to light until they were neck deep in pot smoke. Rarely do you start smoking pot because your life sucks.

7/11/2009 2:38:54 PM

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cocaine's a helluva drug.

7/11/2009 2:48:55 PM

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"I CAN CHANGE HIM!!!"

7/11/2009 2:49:33 PM

mytwocents
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Well here's the thing....his mother is an alcoholic and his younger brother recently got out of jail for some meth related conviction and he's been to rehab a number of times. I believe also the grandparents on the father's side have addiction issues.

I consider 'addiction' to be when your body will actually die because it is without something. Since technically your body needs water then I guess you could say everyone has a water addiction, but that's just silly. Bodies need food, but many times an obese person will say they have a food addiction so how to you discern?
Well I guess it's a matter of when your need for food interferes with your ability to live life? I mean I've not studied the subject but that seems to make some sense.

So when my sister tells her husband that he needs to actually be a husband and a father to support them....OR EVEN HIMSELF...and for whatever reason, he thinks/needs/feels that his body needs to have weed, so much so that it prevents him from living, well isn't that an addiction of sorts? No, not a physical addiction because he wouldn't drop dead from not smoking pot, at least there would be no medical reason for it which I realize is what the term 'addiction' is meant to be applied to (and I agree) but there's clearly some emotional/mental reason for it so then it becomes an emotional addiction.....no?

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 2:56 PM. Reason : meh]

7/11/2009 2:53:31 PM

Fermat
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ok say that again but SLOWER

7/11/2009 2:54:24 PM

Kiwi
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I think your sister should have seen him coming.

OH WAIT LOVE IS BLIND.

7/11/2009 3:00:00 PM

ThePeter
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-He is a loser

-She is a moron

7/11/2009 3:01:21 PM

Fermat
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say it slower and then stab kiwi in the chest and "run the gears" on her


there

7/11/2009 3:01:33 PM

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