See it works like this:

1) Soak the pad and wear it
2)
3) wring the pad into a glass of V8 for a bloody mary.
4) profit

7/11/2009 12:47:42 AM

2) penis

7/11/2009 12:48:03 AM

actually, maxi pads work surprisingly well as napkins for when you're eating ribs. just stick it right on your shirt sleeve.

7/11/2009 12:48:49 AM

and for a few days every month the V8 isn't even necessary!

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : ^ahahahahaahaha 10/10]

7/11/2009 12:49:10 AM

Here's a tip for drummers, pads are great for polishing cymbals, true story.

7/11/2009 12:50:03 AM

the cheap unscented tampons w/o applicators (O.B. brand i think) are great for scent hangers when you're deer hunting. just unwrap it, dip the absorbent thing in your scent, and use the string to tie it right to a tree branch.

7/11/2009 12:51:35 AM

HAHA, I was just thinking this. Diapers and Maxi Pads are the best when polishing. Maybe not a car, but anything metal for sure.

7/11/2009 1:22:20 AM