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"Japanese railway to make workers take 'Anal Scan' test Keihin Electric Express Railway Co. has introduced an "Anal Scan" system to evaluate the vertical smiles of its station staff. The smile-measuring software has been developed by Kyoto-based precision equipment maker Omron Corp. The device analyzes the anal characteristics of a person, including muscle movements, cheek curves and wrinkles, and rates a chocolate starfish on a scale between 0 and 100 percent using a camera and computer. For those with low scores, advice like "You still look too puckered," or "Lift up your saggy asscheeks," will be displayed on the screen."

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/news/20090704p2a00m0na002000c.html

Sounds like something my boss in college would have loved

7/11/2009 3:06:15 AM

LOL

7/11/2009 3:06:33 AM

bump

7/11/2009 4:05:28 PM

I don't know about anal bur he certaintly doesn't do raises or bonuses.

7/11/2009 4:20:18 PM

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"BUR HE CERTAINTLY"

7/11/2009 4:23:19 PM

A+ parody

7/11/2009 4:25:37 PM