My buddy is getting married next weekend to a girl I introduced him to, so as the matchmaker I feel like I need to do something special for the party Wednesday night. We already have a "dancer" coming (no, its not lilalavender), but what else can I do to make the evening memorable and/or make sure no one remembers a thing in the morning?

in before the Hangover references

7/12/2009 7:49:19 PM

you could go to mike tyson's house and steal his tiger

7/12/2009 7:49:48 PM

k thnx

7/12/2009 7:51:42 PM

maybe one of the groomsmen could marry a stripper!!

7/12/2009 7:52:18 PM

anything useful in that amazing brain of yours?

7/12/2009 7:53:31 PM

if you're just worried about the memory, slip everyone roofies. in their delirium everyone will assume they had an awesome time.

7/12/2009 7:54:19 PM

oh i got it now

steal a cop car!

7/12/2009 7:54:37 PM

christmas

[Edited on July 12, 2009 at 7:55 PM. Reason : lkj]

7/12/2009 7:54:42 PM

PARTY FAVORS!!!

7/12/2009 7:55:33 PM

A giant plate of drugs.

7/12/2009 7:55:51 PM

I thought about getting everyone high but the groom is against that stuff. he'll get drunk off his ass but he won't touch drugs. i guess i could slip something in his drink or wait until he's too drunk to say no, but if he ends up remembering anything he'll kill me for it

7/12/2009 7:59:16 PM

yea it might sound lame to some people, but I definitely agree with you that slipping a good friend something against his will is not a cool thing to do.

7/12/2009 8:00:59 PM

definitely put a small naked man in the trunk of a car. make sure he has access to a crowbar.

7/12/2009 8:03:12 PM

^^yeah, he would get pissed just for other people doing drugs at the party, even if he isn't touching them.

i need something concrete here, help me out t-dub

7/12/2009 8:04:35 PM

Crystal Gail Mangum

I heard she's a blast

7/12/2009 8:09:15 PM

i have no idea who the girl is that's coming, someone else took care of it. i just know he found her through an entertainment agency or something like that.

7/12/2009 8:10:37 PM

Quote :

"he'll get drunk off his ass but he won't touch drugs."

Alcohol isn't a drug?



If you've got alcohol and titties covered, the only thing left is drug-induced bad decisions. I mean, you can do something gay like party favors, but that doesn't exactly sound like a totally rad bachelor party.

7/12/2009 8:13:44 PM

vegas, baby, vegas.

7/12/2009 8:28:00 PM

yeah dont let him make any bad decisions. i'd be pissed if i was the wife-to-be

7/12/2009 8:31:52 PM

If he doesn't get his dick wet you have failed at planning this party.

7/12/2009 8:34:37 PM

NO! there should be no dick wetting involved. not for the groom.

7/12/2009 8:35:26 PM

Yes, yes there should be. French kissing of the dick must occur or else the party has failed.

7/12/2009 8:36:39 PM

its his last chance. get it out of the way now

7/12/2009 8:36:39 PM

i'm not the one planning the party, i just want to spice it up because the best man isn't much for the wild side. to put things in perspective, the original plan was to rent out a screening room at a movie theater and get drunk while playing halo on the big screen.

when he told me this, i slapped him and said go find a stripper

^^^there's no reason why the rest of the party goers shouldn't be able to get their dicks wet

[Edited on July 12, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : -]

7/12/2009 8:38:19 PM

hire a masseuse and have a mary kay representative over to do facials.

7/12/2009 8:39:46 PM

Fuck, that's bad. Head down to Columbia, SC and hit up Platinum Plus, it's worth the drive.

7/12/2009 8:39:52 PM

i don't care about the rest of the party but really the groom should have been over that a long time ago. or else he shouldn't be getting married.

[Edited on July 12, 2009 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2009 8:46:41 PM

Derriere's (sp?) in Myrtle Beach, SC

7/12/2009 8:48:28 PM

travel isn't really an option unfortunately, so we're limited to raleigh and the surrounding area.

7/12/2009 8:51:27 PM

Quote :

"i'm not the one planning the party, i just want to spice it up because the best man isn't much for the wild side. to put things in perspective, the original plan was to rent out a screening room at a movie theater and get drunk while playing halo on the big screen. when he told me this, i slapped him and said go find a stripper"

those are not mutually exclusive

hire naked waitresses to serve beer and snacks at a big screen movie/halo party

7/12/2009 8:57:32 PM

raleigh kind of limits your options.


for my bachelor party, my groomsmen took me to fayetteville street to all the swanky bars and got me trashed.

thats all you need, really

7/12/2009 8:59:09 PM

^^ it would be entertaining for a stipper to play some guitar hero or rock band.

[Edited on July 12, 2009 at 9:13 PM. Reason : V holy crap i totally forgot about the Wii. ]

7/12/2009 9:02:19 PM

a wii would work too

7/12/2009 9:12:13 PM

twoozles, men never get over having their dicks moist.

7/12/2009 9:18:05 PM

Always good for bachelor parties

7/12/2009 9:46:18 PM

how about you not push the man to break his morals or illegally drug him, and just throw a good bash and get wasted. good music, beerT, liquor, a stripper, and maybe some drinking games should do.

7/12/2009 9:59:05 PM

play poker smoke cigars drink manly drinks and get a sexy girl to play dealer

7/12/2009 10:04:34 PM

and then play poke her

7/12/2009 10:15:29 PM

Quote :

"yeah dont let him make any bad decisions. i'd be pissed if i was the wife-to-be"

and that's exactly why women don;t plan bachelor parties...

7/12/2009 10:24:18 PM

there will definitely be titties in his face, who cares what she thinks

7/12/2009 10:27:45 PM

i have 3 days...help a twwer out

7/12/2009 11:44:56 PM

take to the gentleman's club and pay 200 to have him called up on stage and surrounded by girls then they strip him of half of his clothes and dance dirty and even will let him dance on stage

you get some gifts and a bottle of bubbly

7/13/2009 12:23:39 PM

i couldnt do this at my friends last party cause well, we didnt reall have a party

get a bowling ball and bolt a chain to it and wrap the other end around his leg. Take him to the ale house for dinner, then take him to crowded bars down town.

7/13/2009 12:26:47 PM

Ya'll should creampie that fat bitch lilalavender while yelling "FREAK DAT BITCH SON!" and post the vid here for me to fap to.

7/13/2009 12:34:02 PM

^you been watching king of the hill?

7/13/2009 12:34:59 PM

Thai hookers

7/13/2009 12:35:11 PM

vegas.

/thread

7/13/2009 12:50:24 PM

7/13/2009 1:32:49 PM

buy your preferred alcoholic beverage(s): beer/liquor/wine/alloftheabove and play video games all night

[/lame but what i'd really want to do anyway]

7/13/2009 1:37:28 PM

^^^^^^ The ball and chain thing is always good fun. Some people will laugh, others will be sympathetic, and most will buy the man a shot. Plus as the night wears on, it gets funnier and funnier watching him try to carry the ball around. Make sure that you buy the heaviest ball you can find.

7/13/2009 1:39:48 PM