Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence AS YOUR STATUS. AND POST these instructions in a comment to this status. in this thread
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the closest book.

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"If the Random Hypothesis says that the existence of a watch is very improbable, then the Random Hypothesis also must say that the existence of intricate and adapted organisms is very improbable."

7/14/2009 6:56:54 PM

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES

seriously

7/14/2009 6:57:27 PM

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"books are for queers"

7/14/2009 6:58:12 PM

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"The options in the INFILE statement change the way SAS reads raw data files."

7/14/2009 6:59:08 PM

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"Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with a chance of betrayal."

7/14/2009 7:00:08 PM

left the books at work

got a stack of business cards that i take just to be nice, and a bag of chips

which do you prefer i grab

7/14/2009 7:00:10 PM

business cards.

7/14/2009 7:02:16 PM

each was, in its way, a revolutionary manifesto challenging the abusive alliance of state and corportate power to establish monopolistic control of markets and thereby capture unearned profits and inhibit local enterprise

7/14/2009 7:02:25 PM

Can I grab a beer bottle and post something from it's label instead?

7/14/2009 7:02:43 PM

secure network solutions

CompTIA A++ MSCE!!!1

7/14/2009 7:03:46 PM

I did this earlier when I saw it on Facebook. I have the same book with me even now, so I'll play. . .

"I told you I didn't want to fight with Charlie."

7/14/2009 7:07:15 PM

^Someone's a Twilight fan!

7/14/2009 7:08:00 PM

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"Note: In TTY Mode, your phone will display the TTY access icon when TTY devices are connected to the headset jack."

7/14/2009 7:09:09 PM

"They made that Southern one, O Brother, Where Art Thou? and there was a damn good part in there for me!"

7/14/2009 7:10:44 PM

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"Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought it could happen to me."

no but for real i don't think i have any unpacked books

7/14/2009 7:10:56 PM

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"The canals in the middle line are termed the foramina of Scarpa, and transmit the naso-palatine nerves, the left passing through the anterior, and the right through the posterior canal."

7/14/2009 7:11:14 PM

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"He's had a terrible time with it-that thing about Puerto Ricans going to New York."

7/14/2009 7:13:23 PM

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"The showing that the plaintiff has shifted from entitlement to temporary total disability compensation to temporary partial disability compensation, or that the plaintiff is at least capable of earning some wages although he is not doing so thereby ending the right to temporary total compensation, requires documentation such as medical reports, functional capacity evaluations, job descriptions, vocational rehabilitation reports, job or labor market surveys, employers' statements about their willingness to hire the plaintiff, and information about the plaintiff's work experience, age, and education."

7/14/2009 7:13:55 PM

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

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"I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FB UPDATES seriously"

7/14/2009 7:15:12 PM

david t oakley
member no 7016769742

7/14/2009 7:17:03 PM

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"'Get cracking now.'"

7/14/2009 7:18:01 PM

we haven't had a moment's peace - and as for you, Cathy, these children have eaten entirely unsuitable rich desserts and have been sick.

7/14/2009 7:20:02 PM

Why am I afraid that you will someday become enemies?

7/14/2009 7:21:24 PM

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"Original bottling: In addition to the simple version, Legend, with no indication of age, 80 proof, Bowmore is available at 10 and 12 years old, each 80 proof; at 17, 21, and 25 years old, each 86 proof; also as Mariner, 15 years old, 86 proof; Moonlight, 22 years old, 86 proof; and Seadragon, 3 years old, 86 proof. "

7/14/2009 7:23:31 PM

No words. Just a picture of a drink called the "Moscow Mule."

7/14/2009 7:25:44 PM

bacalhau assado

(not really a sentence, but i can't help that the closest book was a portuguese phrase book. it means grilled cod, by the way.)

7/14/2009 7:28:43 PM

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"Such surges can cause a personal computer to lose data, or cause other troubles for data terminals, word processors, cash registers, and other electronic equipment."

7/14/2009 7:30:41 PM

if I could drop a bomb on one thread per day, and completely destroy it, this would be my thread for the day

7/14/2009 7:31:10 PM

The closet book is a Mozart sheet music book. Page 56 is the beginning of Rondo in D Major. No sentences, so here's the fifth measure:

7/14/2009 7:53:43 PM

yes

a beatup face makes perfect sense there

7/14/2009 7:54:50 PM

The bank's general manager was understandably very upset.

7/14/2009 7:57:10 PM

Goristros are the favored servitors of Baphomet, the Horned Lord (demon lord of minotaurs).

7/14/2009 7:58:20 PM

"A trail he couldn't cover up."

7/14/2009 7:58:43 PM

Bar Lagoa
Av. Epiacio Pessoa, 1.674 - Lagoa
Tel. 2523-1135 - C. C. V.

[Edited on July 14, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2009 8:00:58 PM

"The quality of the child care you provide for you baby is vitally important; in many cases, child care providers spend as much (if not more) time with children than most parents do."

{And that is why this mom primarily stays at home.}

7/14/2009 8:02:14 PM

The connection shown in the figure consists of five steel plates, each 3/16 in. thick, joined by a single 1/4-in. diameter bolt. The total load transferred between the plates is 1200 lb, distributed among the plates as shown.

7/14/2009 8:45:38 PM

One scale gives the sensible heat ratio and the other the ratio of enthalpy difference to humidity ratio difference.

7/14/2009 8:47:11 PM

"Father" Bill Daly, a peg-legged trainer described by one writer as "villainous," reportedly carried a barrel stave with him at all times so he could beat his jockeys.

7/14/2009 9:37:32 PM

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"Check local producer for available concrete strengths."

7/14/2009 9:38:08 PM

name of the book was When corporations rule the world

7/14/2009 9:41:48 PM

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"Moreover, each quantum had a certain amount of energy that was greater the higher the frequency of the waves, so at a high enough frequency the emission of a single quantum would require more energy than was available. "

7/14/2009 9:42:53 PM

Tola's family had always owned peach orchards just outside the village near Corn Mountain.

7/14/2009 9:43:01 PM

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"Peter said to Jesus, "Lord, it is good for us to be here.""

(not my book, lol)

7/14/2009 9:44:49 PM

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"They had their own ball teams, textbooks, library, and, of course, their own church."

[Edited on July 14, 2009 at 9:46 PM. Reason : balls teams haha]

7/14/2009 9:44:51 PM

is it bad that I've been living in my new place for a month and the only book I have is the College Humor guide to college I got at my high school graduation party... haha

shit nvm I can't even find that!

7/14/2009 10:04:16 PM

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"In the minds of millions of people morality is inextricably tied up with religion: this or that is right or wrong for the simple reason that God (or a god) has ordained that it should be so; good is good and bad is bad because God says so."

7/14/2009 10:17:34 PM

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"The vision of my mother was too disturbing, too alien to what I was pursuing in that peyote meeting."

7/14/2009 11:22:12 PM

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"He hated Bilbo and cursed his name."

7/14/2009 11:24:46 PM

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"This was more easily said than done."

7/14/2009 11:24:57 PM

You will attract everything that you require.

7/14/2009 11:26:02 PM