So if you met someone that you really clicked with and flirt with all the time, but they were taken, would you ever consider actively trying to get them broken up with their significant other? Perhaps make up a fake facebook/myspace account to message the significant other that they were being cheated on? I admit that it seems like a dick move to make, but it's rare these days to find that person that just blows you away and can make talking to them feel as easy as breathing. I had seriously thought about doing this, but I'm moving away soon so I won't be doing it.

It made me wonder what other people would or have done in such a situation.

7/16/2009 9:23:56 PM

be a grown up and don't piss on somebody else's land

7/16/2009 9:25:09 PM

i have thought about this as well.

not very far. either the relationship will die on its own or i don't want to mess up a good thing.

i hate being the one to assist on fucking up a relationship.

7/16/2009 9:25:19 PM

just wait for them to get married and stomp in on the wedding like everyone else

7/16/2009 9:25:53 PM

Just tell her how you feel. It might fuck up their shit but if you feel like there's a decent chance your feelings will be reciprocated it's probably the most honorable and least fucked up way to do it.

7/16/2009 9:27:18 PM

I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE!!!

7/16/2009 9:27:36 PM

I imagine respecting yourself would be difficult knowing that you couldn't get the girl (or guy) without being a complete JV peice of shit.

I hope that you try this and the person you are interested in finds out before you ruin something potentially good for them.

You're a butthole.

7/16/2009 9:28:13 PM

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"seems like a dick move to make"

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 9:28 PM. Reason : aka karma is a bitch so watch your back for those willing to go down this road]

7/16/2009 9:28:14 PM

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"I had seriously thought about doing this"

Are you in seventh grade?

7/16/2009 9:28:41 PM

If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you.

7/16/2009 9:29:23 PM

that's a super dick move. not to mention, who do you think she is going to assume did this?

7/16/2009 9:30:04 PM

^2 omg... That's just what I was about to write.

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 9:30 PM. Reason : Great minds think alike]

7/16/2009 9:30:28 PM

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"Just tell her how you feel."

worst advice ever. has a 0% success rate.

the only way to get win them over is to make them like you better than their current significant other.

7/16/2009 9:32:25 PM

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"If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you. "

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7/16/2009 9:33:31 PM

This goes far beyond the realm of the Dick Move. The fact that you're even posting this on TWW means it has begun the move into the purview of the Lifelong Piece of Shit.

7/16/2009 9:33:48 PM

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"Great minds think alike"

so tr00

7/16/2009 9:35:22 PM

Send her a shit ton of stadium pics, man. Or a detailed recruiting write-up or something.

7/16/2009 9:36:28 PM

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7/16/2009 9:37:19 PM

I'm not actually going to do it. I gave it a thought one day a while ago, but ultimately decided against it. For one it is a dick move, and I truly am a nice guy. Two I wish the girl the best even if that means that I'm not in her future. Three I've never been one to go after a girl that was taken. And four I'm moving away in the next month. I was just wondering what are some of the things that people on here have done or thought about doing with respect to trying to get a couple to break up.


^^ haha, yeah that'll surely win her over.

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 9:39 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2009 9:38:43 PM

this sounds like the plot line for some teenage soap opera.

if you fuck up the other guy's relationship, don't be mad when he fucks up your teeth.

7/16/2009 9:39:16 PM

i don't even know the other guy. he's probably a nice guy.

7/16/2009 9:41:13 PM

7/16/2009 9:48:52 PM

I'm that guy. Hate when it happens

Honestly though, if the chick starts really, really ragging on her boyfriend, I will call her out on it and it usually turns into a good discussion of what's wrong with the deal in her mind. Not every relationship is going to end up married and happily ever after.

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"If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you."

7/16/2009 9:53:04 PM

^^^ even if he is a nice guy it doesn't mean he wont fuck up your teeth

7/16/2009 10:41:13 PM

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"be a grown up and don't piss on somebody else's land"

7/16/2009 10:45:32 PM

7/16/2009 10:48:06 PM

i would like to reiterate

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7/16/2009 10:48:10 PM

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7/16/2009 10:55:44 PM

try it. if she takes the bait. dump her and tell her you were testing her moral character. then have the old bf buy you a beer for saving him some trouble.

7/16/2009 10:58:42 PM

^^ word

Plus, it sounds like she is just playing you man (hate to say it). I bet that if you tried to make a move she would resist. But, I also believe that everybody goes through something like this at least one in their life, so don't get down.

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/16/2009 11:02:14 PM

All's fair in love. If he's not a friend of yours, you have no obligation to him. If you are able to separate her from him (legitimately, not by lying), then they were not meant to be.

7/16/2009 11:17:31 PM

but

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"If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you."

7/16/2009 11:18:23 PM

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""If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you.""

Anyone's capable of this. It doesn't mean she's particularly flighty.

7/16/2009 11:20:44 PM

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" If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you."

Actually, as my mom put it, "If she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you." This was in reference to my ex wife.

I actually did this many moons back when I was like 21 or 22. Met an amazingly hot chick, who was a friend of a friend. We hooked up, and only after the fact did I find out she had a boyfriend. A pussy ass toolbag of a boyfriend. Did everything I could to shatter than one...but in the end, it didn't matter. She was crazier than a shithouse rat.

7/16/2009 11:26:49 PM

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"If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you.""

And it assists on the definition of irony.

7/16/2009 11:37:27 PM

This:

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"All's fair in love. If he's not a friend of yours, you have no obligation to him. If you are able to separate her from him (legitimately, not by lying), then they were not meant to be."

Not this:

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"If she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you."

Give people credit. They know what they're doing. If you can turn someone's head, then they are not in it 100% anyway. There's no fault to be found there.

Life and love are what they are.

If anything you don't piss in your neighbor or buddy's yard. But the next town over? Fuck em.

7/17/2009 12:56:15 AM

Literally.

7/17/2009 12:57:14 AM

Be a man and challenge the guy to a duel.

That way your honor can be satisfied, and you can impress the girl with your fencing/pistol shooting skills.

7/17/2009 12:58:45 AM

I'll follow ^ up by saying that this does sound like a great way to get yourself shot!

7/17/2009 1:01:16 AM

Slap his fucking face with a glove and scream SIR, I DEMAND SATISFACTION.

7/17/2009 11:40:39 AM

Tell her you like her and that if she wasn't in a relationship, you'd like to give it a go.

But if she wants to stay in her current relationship, you'll still fuck her on the side.

7/17/2009 11:44:18 AM

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"So if you met someone that you really clicked with and flirt with all the time, but they were taken, would you ever consider actively trying to get them broken up with their significant other?"

If it is obvious that they are extremely unhappy, it might be reasonable to talk to them about the situation and perhaps help them come to realize that it isn't the best thing for them. However, if I were to do this it wouldn't be for my own benefit and I would not assume that they'd "switch over" to me after they broke up with their current SO.

If they seem happy or they say they are happy, you should not fuck with that, ESPECIALLY if you actually like them! I mean, if you honestly like somebody shouldn't you do what you can to make sure they are happy, even if it doesn't end up being as rewarding for you personally?

7/17/2009 11:47:44 AM

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dont even think about it. bad move son

7/17/2009 11:58:00 AM

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"be a grown up and don't piss on somebody else's land"

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you'd get fucked up

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:27 PM. Reason : s]

7/17/2009 12:14:37 PM

haha just present yourself in stark contrast to her current bf so when they do break up she'll go for you

does that make sense to anyone else?

7/17/2009 2:03:23 PM

Just invite her over as a friend, but then text her right before she gets there and tell her that you're running late so she can just let herself in and hang out.

Then you walk around the corner naked and act like you didn't know she was there yet. The trick is to act confident and not embarrassed and just hang out and talk to her like that.

7/17/2009 2:07:30 PM

Send that bitch a smiley face. I think we all know what type of view bitches have when it comes to smiley faces.


Just make sure you don't make her touch your hands for stupid reasons.

7/17/2009 2:20:44 PM

Karma will surely bite you in the ass if you pull some shiesty shit like this, and if a chick is willing to jump from one relationship to another once, she will do it again.

7/17/2009 2:25:53 PM

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"The trick is to act confident and not embarrassed and just hang out and talk to her like that."

ahahaha

7/17/2009 2:27:59 PM

setteth them uppeth

7/17/2009 2:33:02 PM