i really wanna demolish a hotel room. lamp through the tv screen, tv thrown through the window, mattress on fire, pictures torn off walls and shattered into thousands of pieces, cabinets and night stands hacked into tiny bits, toilet in the bath, sink filled with blood and vomit


one day i will acheive this

7/17/2009 11:24:43 AM

get off the grid completely for at least 5 years

7/17/2009 11:25:41 AM

fuck bitches

pilot an automobile with 700+ whp

build soemthing badass

7/17/2009 11:25:52 AM

sounds like last weekend

7/17/2009 11:25:59 AM

Touch a King Cobra on the head

Sky dive

Swim with sharks

7/17/2009 11:26:40 AM

Swing.

7/17/2009 11:26:46 AM

disappear for a month on something that floats

7/17/2009 11:27:00 AM

shoot a cow with a bazooka in Cambodia.
drive a trophy truck across the baja desert.

7/17/2009 11:45:45 AM

OBLILGATORY

two chicks at the same time

7/17/2009 11:46:42 AM

sounds more like how to die lists

7/17/2009 11:47:01 AM

retire on a sailboat and just cruise around the world doing whateverthefuck

7/17/2009 11:51:14 AM

I've already swam with sharks.

Go to space.
Fuck bitches.
Get money.
Fuck bitches on a bed of money in space.

7/17/2009 11:53:11 AM

Start and run a succesful business
Build a near copy of a house on Ten Ten Rd in Iredell Co. for my future family
Drive the Nurburgring
Ride Baja with my brothers and buddies (will be later next year)
Ride a motorcycle across the US
Sail the Caribbean Islands on something 50+ft
Find and go where my ancestors are from in Scotland


Not exactly a destruction of property wishlist but still

7/17/2009 12:07:22 PM

i would love to spend an allotted amount of time (this is dependent on the customs) in areas known for its strict religious beliefs.

pehaps a few weeks in the middle east to study the traditions of Islam.

and a month in Thailand to soak up the teachings of Buddha.

and then maybe Nepal or India to grasp what I can of Hinduism.

etc....etc....


(mind you i'm not sure if these would be the places to go...but you get the idea )


ahhhh. i would be in heaven (pun intended )

7/17/2009 12:20:01 PM

other than Thailand, I'd say those are the appropriate areas to do those things. If ladyboy was a religion, I'd suggest Thailand as the appropriate place to study.

7/17/2009 12:25:39 PM

of course i would be a lot pickier than i what i described, i would definitely do a TON of research before i set off

(good to know im close though! )

7/17/2009 12:31:09 PM

7/17/2009 12:31:43 PM

skydiving...been my "before i die" thing since i was like 10

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:32 PM. Reason : with treetwistas in a close second]

7/17/2009 12:32:25 PM

go to the World Cup (in a nation other than the US)
own my own business
go on an African safari
spend time helping others in a 3rd world land (peace corps, habitat, something like that)

7/17/2009 12:34:04 PM

saps852 just wants to re-enact The Wall. . . I see right through you!!!!

7/17/2009 12:34:54 PM

id totally reassemble all the destruction into some sort of post modern work of art

7/17/2009 12:35:57 PM

i also want to assist on an archeological dig.

7/17/2009 12:36:16 PM

Go on an extended backpacking/camping trip, maybe Chile, maybe the AT, maybe the WCT/PCT
Travel abroad for 6 months straight
Watch the Panthers win a Super Bowl in person
Live in California or Oregon for a while
two chicks at the same time
Own a working farm

7/17/2009 12:37:54 PM

Wander around Europe with no set plan, just a backpack of clothes, and not have to leave until I ran out of money.

7/17/2009 12:42:04 PM

Throw it in Gwen Stefani.

7/17/2009 12:42:34 PM

Quote :

"i would love to spend an allotted amount of time (this is dependent on the customs) in areas known for its strict religious beliefs. pehaps a few weeks in the middle east to study the traditions of Islam. and a month in Thailand to soak up the teachings of Buddha. and then maybe Nepal or India to grasp what I can of Hinduism."

You have terrible dreams Joie and I mean embarrassingly terrible ones. :-/


I have already accomplished all of my dreams except for one really son.

7/17/2009 12:46:11 PM

That is pretty horrible in an absolute waste of time sort of way.

7/17/2009 12:47:11 PM

it's not your time...

7/17/2009 12:48:00 PM

yo d7freestyler

http://www.excitations.com/discover/?u=JmU9NjE2Jjg1

kinda close

and for samwise

http://www.excitations.com/animal_kingdom/?u=JmU9NjM2JjQw

i found this website awhile back and i like to go on and see what kind of cool shit you can do. some of it i'm sure you could arrange yourself but its fun to dream

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : skdjfdf]

7/17/2009 12:48:07 PM

^^ You are correct, sir.

7/17/2009 12:49:01 PM

that was mean....



[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:50 PM. Reason : what is NOT a "waste of time" then...seriously curious.]

7/17/2009 12:49:10 PM

Quote :

"yo d7freestyler http://www.excitations.com/discover/?u=JmU9NjE2Jjg1 kinda close "

hahah. awesome.
i got this ambition when i was taking Ancient History at NCSU. my professor did a dig every summer in Israel or something of the sort with his masters students. i always thought it sounded cool, but there was no way in hell i'd major in history.

7/17/2009 12:50:04 PM

Quote :

"that was mean...."

NAW.

7/17/2009 12:51:02 PM

hehe i was referring to my post actually.



[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:52 PM. Reason : hence the edit ]

7/17/2009 12:52:15 PM

Well anything religion based is a waste of time. If you'd be doing strictly for sociological curiosity then I could see it being less a waste of time.

True, anything anyone does is a waste of time. In 100 years there will barely be any memory of it and for the vast majority in 500 no one will even know or care that we ever existed.

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:53 PM. Reason : *]

7/17/2009 12:52:20 PM

and for NRR

http://www.excitations.com/wet_and_wild/?u=JmU9NzUmMzY%3D


seriously, this website has everything! lol some of it actually seems pretty reasonable

7/17/2009 12:54:13 PM

i agree, but i would like examples of things that aren't a "waste of time."


the only one i can think of is

Quote :

"spend time helping others in a 3rd world land (peace corps, habitat, something like that)"

i mean i find religion truely inspiring and interesting.
i would adore it.

so i do not think it would be a "waste of time". for me.

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : wait...did you think i meant i was "looking" for a religion to adhere to by doing that??]

7/17/2009 12:54:53 PM

It wouldn't be then. In some weird way I wanted to say that one day you would realize it to be a waste of time, but nothingness will keep us all from knowing anything anyway.

^ Well not exactly. If it's the religions themselves that you're interested in, then imo it would be a waste of time as they are all exactly 100% bullshit. Now if it's sociological elements that go along with them, ie the people that adhere you're interested in and what makes them tick and buy into it, then it would at least be a somewhat interesting endeavor and wouldn't really be a waste of time.

Actually, it could make a pretty good book...

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 12:59 PM. Reason : *]

7/17/2009 12:56:14 PM

shit just got REAL

7/17/2009 12:56:54 PM

and yet there is nothing for my dream... it is quite a feat, but that's why it's my dream.

7/17/2009 12:59:36 PM

take a train trip on the 'orient express'

muck around in europe ostensibly backpacking but with unlimited budge lifeline

build a completely secluded unconnected hidden place to live and disappear for a few years (i'd bring a few select people along to join me) or rather travel with nothing but cash and "get off the grid" and pop up somewhere interesting.

take a trans-atlantic cruise, take a trans-pacific cruise, go through both major world canals (panama and suez) (around the world?)

visit the south pole arctic station for a season.

Visit Stonehenge / Spend a week at the Louvre (to be included in above european escapades)

hit up the other great wonders of the world

go back to Hong Kong for part of a year.

these of course are all just activities, accomplishment wise, get married, have kids, hopefully have grandkids etc

7/17/2009 12:59:59 PM

-Live at the beach for at least a few months and surf
-Spend a month or two traveling Europe
-Play Madison Square Garden
-Bang a hot Azn
-Record a full length album, playing all instruments myself
-Multi-day Las Vegas bender where money is of no concern
-Write a huge check to a poverty stricken family in need

I'm sure I will think of more

7/17/2009 1:01:22 PM

fret not stimwalt

http://www.excitations.com/over_the_top/?u=JmU9MTQwOSY4OQ%3D%3D

not quite space, but about as close as you can get right now

or http://www.excitations.com/blue_sky/?u=JmU9NjcwJjE2 looks cool too!

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 1:07 PM. Reason : skjhfjsdfh]

7/17/2009 1:02:26 PM

become a moderator and lock this thread

7/17/2009 1:03:45 PM

things just got tuff in here

7/17/2009 1:04:11 PM

bassjunkie

http://www.excitations.com/discover/?u=JmdmPTEmZ2M9JmdwPSZncj0mZ2s9cmVjb3JkJmd6PSZnZD0mZT0yMjYmOTk%3D

i bet you could swing a full album!

7/17/2009 1:04:18 PM

That is a pretty cool concept....definitely makes the studio atmosphere more attainable for a lot of folks I'm sure. I guess I should have added to my list:

-Build a fully furnished studio in my home

Unfortunately voice is not my strongest instrument, so I would need to make up for it with other musical goodness on various instruments Still a very cool idea.

7/17/2009 1:11:56 PM

ppssshh

http://www.excitations.com/discover/?u=JmdmPTEmZ2M9JmdwPSZncj0mZ2s9dm9pY2UgbGVzc29ucyZnej0mZ2Q9JmU9ODAwJjgx

they have that too

and i spent a couple hours on this website recently, thats why i know they have all this stuff

7/17/2009 1:16:53 PM

That's a pretty good alternative, but sex with a few bitches on a bed of money in space is key. The bed of money will have to be glued to the ground though, but that's ok, its space.

7/17/2009 1:20:16 PM

^^ Nice

That is a pretty bad-ass website.....They have just about everything under the sun.

7/17/2009 1:22:18 PM