Happy Gilmore:
"The Price is wrong, BOBBY"
"You eat pieces of SCUM for breakfast?"

Matrix:
"JUDAS PRIEST, THAT THING's REAL??"

and of course, Snakes on a Plane:
"IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY PLANE!"

several others but only wanted to start off with a few examples

7/20/2009 11:57:14 AM

Die Hard 2:
"Yippee Ki Yay MR. FALCON"

7/20/2009 12:01:30 PM

Eurotrip - during the Scotty Doesn't Know song

I can't believe he's so trustin'
While he should be out there bustin'

oh and my favorite

Liar Liar, in the courthouse bathroom scene

I'm kiiicking my BUTT

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 12:04 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2009 12:03:14 PM

The Big Lebowski, when Walter is smashing the sports car: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ...]

7/20/2009 12:06:28 PM

Billy Madison:

"Who's Eric?
He works for my dad too.
He gets the company if I screw up.
He's a DIRTbag."

7/20/2009 12:06:31 PM

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"




"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STONER SCRAMBLED EGGS"

7/20/2009 12:06:59 PM

and lol superstation

7/20/2009 12:07:13 PM

Snakes on a Plane

video



[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason : i love this one]

7/20/2009 12:08:03 PM

"its poop again !"

He called the FECES poop !

7/20/2009 12:11:25 PM

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle:

NPH: "Forgot White Castle, let's go get some privates."



Usual Suspects:
"Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfSC0fzO-4

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM. Reason : laff]

7/20/2009 12:11:40 PM

per Doug Benson,

from Kill Bill:

"My name is Buck and I like to...paaarty."

7/20/2009 12:40:24 PM

The Crow:
"Bull-flipping Spit."

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 2:11 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/20/2009 2:11:05 PM

Friday:
"You got knocked the HECK out!"

7/20/2009 2:15:12 PM

I got these cheesburgers man...I'll Shine yo Shoes !

7/20/2009 2:26:39 PM

Robocop always stood out to me more than any other TV edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1x_GvUKPQ

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : -]

7/20/2009 2:30:31 PM

Showgirls...digital bras.

7/20/2009 4:01:56 PM

i never knew why they even put Showgirls on TBS

what. is. the. point.

7/20/2009 4:06:56 PM

kinda like american pie on regular tv.

7/20/2009 4:25:38 PM

I know Casino contained the word "fuck" 422 times.

Its pretty funny to watch it on the USA Network

YOU MOTHER LOVER

7/20/2009 5:00:31 PM

I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse hobblysquash.

Gary Oldman, Leon

7/20/2009 5:50:42 PM

Scarface

"Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?"

7/20/2009 6:06:59 PM

it sounds like the actually god Sam Jackson to do the voiceover the the snakes on a plane one, that was pretty high quality as these things go

7/20/2009 6:21:44 PM

what

7/20/2009 7:02:35 PM

Yea Casino is terrible on TV

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fdbkhW_6yAc&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fdbkhW_6yAc&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 9:04 PM. Reason : embed plz]

7/20/2009 8:58:00 PM

The entire Smokey and the Bandit movie

7/20/2009 9:02:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOi034BEJY

Wally Wick

7/20/2009 11:39:02 PM

Quote :

"Smokey and the Bandit"

7/20/2009 11:41:38 PM

I don't know which scene it is from Die Hard 2, but it's atrocious.

Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 1:13 AM. Reason : Dumb and Dumber]

7/21/2009 1:13:34 AM

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 8:43 AM. Reason : embeds Ø]

7/21/2009 8:41:41 AM

Day Day - Man this is some bullstuff

7/21/2009 11:57:51 AM

Cameron, Ferris Bueller:
"Pardon my French....but you're an IDIOT!"


There was the one in the original Ace Ventura which had Aguado kill a cockroach, and Ace said the motive is that the killer saw the size of the bug's "gerkin", and became insanely jealous.



Forest Gump:
"Man, you just stepped in a big dog pile, man!"
"It happens."
"What.....IT?"
"Yeah."

and you see an "IT HAPPENS" bumper sticker




Tackleberry in Police Academy:
"GET DOWN ON YOUR GOSH-DARN KNEES, EGG-ROLL!"




Matrix again, just remembered this one:
"How bout I give you the flipper...and you give me my phone call"

or something like that...and they zoom in to his face while he's giving Smith the finger

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 12:17 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2009 12:01:36 PM

Goodfellas is on AMC right now; probably relevant to this thread

8/16/2009 8:10:43 PM

Nah it just sounds like a rap video on MTV with blank spots where Fuck is, and since it occurs so frequently in Goodfellas its pretty funny.

8/16/2009 9:16:38 PM

yeah that sucks, must be AMC

If it were on USA it'd be HILARIOUS

8/16/2009 9:28:34 PM