you sick bastards, what did you expect?!

7/21/2009 1:33:47 PM

that cat is a jolly rancher

7/21/2009 1:34:19 PM

GIBBON!

7/21/2009 1:41:58 PM

thought this was about nuking a small watermelon in the microwave and cutting out a hole

7/21/2009 1:45:18 PM

actually, this is EXACTLY what i was expecting...that image is

7/21/2009 1:46:26 PM

^^ lol

7/21/2009 2:43:12 PM

is that why they call them "personal watermelons?" it's all making sense now.

7/21/2009 2:44:46 PM

how incredibly misleading

7/21/2009 2:45:15 PM

7/21/2009 2:48:19 PM

NSFW

7/21/2009 2:54:53 PM

chick looks like lara logan

which turns me on even more than the watermelon

7/21/2009 2:55:26 PM

I immediately thought of Jason Segel in this scene of Can't Hardly Wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOclVTHWD1Y

7/21/2009 3:04:17 PM

I honestly expected that image of the chick with the big pussy that almost looks like a coconut.

7/21/2009 3:12:41 PM

A NIGGA WHOLE STOMACH BE WET WHEN ITS OVER
I HAD TO THROW OUT MY SHEETS BECAUSE SHE LEFT A PUDDLE
WET PUSSY, NO SMELL...A MUTHAFUCKA

7/21/2009 3:12:53 PM

tasty!

7/21/2009 3:28:34 PM

haha i love cant hardly wait

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : you are far too fine to look soooo sad]

7/21/2009 3:30:18 PM